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591697 No.591697 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather be an eminent author, or a prominent author?

>> No.591706

I'd rather be a pre-eminent author.
WHAT NOW.

>> No.591703

Eminent, with a tenured position somewhere nice. That's the dream.

>> No.591710

a rich one.

>> No.591714

I'd like to be the kind of author where i can get caught molestering a couple of 12 year old girls, but everyone is all like "oh, leave him alone! his books are really good!"

>> No.591842

>>591714

Who are these said authors, and what have they written?

lulz

>> No.591846

>>591842
woody allen?

>> No.591861

>>591846

and his ugly korean wife/daughter? no thanks.

>> No.591871

>>591861
YOU LEAVE FUCKING WOODY ALONE MOTHERFUCKER!!! HE MADE SOME GOOD ASS FUCKING MOVIES, HE'S ENTITLED TO A LITTLE UGLY ASS ASIAN POON!!!! YOU'RE ON NOTICE FUCKFACE, DONT EVER FUCK WITH WOODY AGAIN, I'M FUCKING WATCHING YOU!

>> No.591877

>>591871

Dude you accidentally your capslock.

>> No.591880

>>591877
nah, i just did it for effect really. just sick of people fucking around with ol' woods

>> No.591883
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591883

>>591871
relax.
It's not even worth the breath.

haters gonna hate. I am jewish, so I am used to that.

>> No.591884

>>591880

Protip: He married his daughter and they are in an incestuous relationship.

>> No.591892

"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent...I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children."

>> No.591889

>>591884
Adopted daughter.

>> No.591896

>>591883
are all jewish people street trash child molesters? or is it just him?

>> No.591899

>>591896

>Implying Jews are people.

>> No.591900
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591900

>>591896
what did you say again?

>> No.591902

>>591889
>>591884

Not even his adopted daughter. She was Mia Farrow's adopted daughter, who was of legal age at the time.

>> No.591903

/lit/ - /stormfront/

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591904

>>591900
ARE ALL JEWISH PEOPLE STREET TRASH CHILD MOLESTORS? OR IS IT JUST HIM?

>> No.591911

>>591900

“If I had killed somebody, it wouldn’t have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But… fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!”

>> No.591918

>>591911
i concur with this, because i want to fuck young girls

>> No.591929

>>591918

oh hey humbert. what's up? clare quilty here. :3

>> No.591934

>>591929
She was my child Quilty

>> No.591937

Thread about a hypothetical "would you rather?" ----------> few posts ----------> KILL ALL JEWS. THE BLOOD OF THE ARYAN RACE IS SUPREME AND WE MUST SECURE OUR PURITY.

>> No.591939

>>591937
Also, preteen rape.