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5904373 No.5904373 [Reply] [Original]

Everyone knows that grills get turned on by what's going on in there head (imagination), and guys get turned on by what they see in front of them (boobies). This is why grills like romance novels and the like. I want to start reading to my GF as fun thing, but my real purpose is to read sexy things to her to get more in touch with what turns her on mentally, and to condition her to getting turned on by my voice. It would be too obvious if I want to read romance novels or 50 shades of grey to her. I have to choose intellectual seeming books that will actually be sexy when I read them to her, but she won't realize that is my purpose. What are some good sneaky sexy books?

>> No.5904386

Instead of reading her sneaky sex books, just have some of the old "sneaky sex."

Rape her. She'll never disassociate you from the idea of sex again, trust me.

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>> No.5904414

>>5904386
OMG you are sooo edgy funny and helpful

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>>5904411
>tfw live in a country where she was of legal age
>tfw have reenacted humbert's perversion with no risk of prosecution

>> No.5904430

I've always hated how male sexuality is portrayed to be shallow and simplistic, driven entirely by animalistic urges. I feel like my sexuality is just as emotional and driven by my imagination or psychological factors as any womans

>> No.5904435
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>sneaky sexy

>> No.5904437

>>5904430
You sound like a faggor

>> No.5904441

>>5904430
It's pretty hardwired in men. If you see nice looking boobs you have a physical reaction. The same is not true if a woman sees a nice looking penis.

>> No.5904444

>>5904441
I disagree. I'm able to control my urges fairly well. I don't lose my composure seeing boobs

>> No.5904445

God what the fuck am I reading.

>> No.5904450

>>5904444
all hail the asexual quad god!

>> No.5904454

>>5904441
that's some presudoscientific bullshit

>> No.5904462

>>5904444
I should fucking hope so. Most adults don't lose composure seeing boobs. Doesn't mean that your dick won't twitch. unless you're gay.
yer gay

>> No.5904467

>>5904462
you are seriously retarded

>> No.5904496

>>5904467
I'm not the one who had to tell people that I don't lose my composure seeing boobs.

>> No.5904535

Start with the Greeks

>> No.5904656

>>5904441
Wrong as fuck. Sorry your dick doesn't make girls wet. I've masturbated with a picture of my boyfriend's dick up to my face before.

>> No.5904952

>>5904656
That's your BOYFRIEND silly ho, you have an emotional connection to him. Master bate to a dick pic of some dude you saw in the street then get back to me.

>> No.5904965

>>5904952
Why don't you finish school then get back to her?

>> No.5904971

>>5904656

Yeah, sure, but that doesn't really mean anything when we are talking about what arouses women.

>> No.5904972

>>5904441
i don't buy it... chicks say they like my eyes, but then i see them checking out my arms and sometimes even my crotch

>> No.5904975

>>5904656
>Saw in the street
No
>James Deen, a hot celebrity
Yes

Maybe women just have higher standards