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Priscilla Sat Apr 24 01:09:37 2010 No.589930 [Reply] [Original]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

Original Channer.....

Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:14:37 2010 No.589945

Catullus was the greatest.

The first cool dude to write a bunch of love poems to her girl (who was married to someone else!), and then when she dumped him, to 180 and write dozens of poems calling her a lesbian bitch slut.

He was cooler than all of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:24:37 2010 No.589966 File: 13 KB, 200x258, chikatilo1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my face when i read this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:24:37 2010 No.589967 File: 32 KB, 550x412, 1272066708190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow shit cannot unsee...

Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:29:37 2010 No.589975

here we go:
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:31:37 2010 No.589979 File: 49 KB, 854x653, 1271106530060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:34:37 2010 No.589992 File: 84 KB, 499x349, 1263264991979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:35:37 2010 No.589996 fuck yeah. catullus just moved up in my list of favorite romans. this guy had balls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:35:37 2010 No.589997 File: 14 KB, 350x272, RiddlerTV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>589975 >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:36:37 2010 No.590001 File: 8 KB, 188x251, 1264821553841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 01:45:37 2010 No.590030 File: 47 KB, 400x288, hemingway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:03:37 2010 No.590054 File: 60 KB, 534x392, 1262598816110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:07:37 2010 No.590060 File: 41 KB, 640x754, 1266907819834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:08:37 2010 No.590067 File: 7 KB, 160x204, 6a00d8341c556453ef00e54f87f18c8834-640wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:09:37 2010 No.590068 >I will break your combo with this sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:11:37 2010 No.590071 File: 20 KB, 427x392, Bateman - shh wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:11:37 2010 No.590072 File: 12 KB, 250x281, james_joyce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:16:37 2010 No.590087 File: 27 KB, 488x731, Genet2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:16:37 2010 No.590088 itt: samefag who thinks he's funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:18:37 2010 No.590090 File: 3 KB, 227x300, 1267396144544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>590088 >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:23:37 2010 No.590107 File: 21 KB, 371x503, peter pikachu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:24:28 2010 No.590110 The Romans were the original 4channers. http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=32308517&x=Nero

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:25:37 2010 No.590111 drop a fat beat, and that mother fucker has a solid gold record right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:25:37 2010 No.590114 File: 12 KB, 236x354, Balderdash!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:28:37 2010 No.590128 File: 399 KB, 150x109, th_wtf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will sodomize you and face-fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:31:37 2010 No.590138 ALL BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON HIM!!! AND BECAUSE HE GOT CALLED A NANCY!!! WTF ROME

Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:35:37 2010 No.590148

Wow, check out the other translations:

I'll sodomize and clintonize you,
oral Aurelius and anal Furius,

I'll bugger you and stuff your gobs,
Aurelius Kink and Poofter Furius,

I'll jam it up your ass and down your throat,
fairy Aurelius and queen Furius,

>I'll jam it up your ass and down your throat,

>I'll jam it up your ass and down your throat,

FUCK YER

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 24 02:37:37 2010 No.590153 File: 33 KB, 700x498, catullus.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related, little man.

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