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When Christians have a meal, they say a blessing before eating. When Jews have a meal, they say the blessing after eating, leaving desire behind to properly thank God.

Jews: 1
Christians: 0

>> No.5851807
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5851807

>thanking something that doesn't even exist

Jews: 0
Christians: 0

>> No.5851812

Sorry to hear you were raped, /pol/, but the honourable thing to do would be an hero like Lucretia now you're the village bicycle.

>> No.5851817
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>>5851807

>> No.5851822

>>5851799
When Christians have a meal, they say a blessing before eating. When Jews have a meal, they say the blessing after eating, acting on appetite first before properly thanking God.

Jews: 0
Christians: 1

>> No.5851824

>>5851817
epic meme dude xD can i borrow it? xD

>> No.5851827

>>5851822
Except they wash their hands and say a blessing on that.

Check mate.

>> No.5851842

>>5851817
hahahahaha le fedora mayme
man i can't wait for this shitty meme to die. then Christians will have to actually back up their claims instead of using tired ad hom shit like this

>> No.5851843

>>5851827
Jews: autistic
Christians: 2

>> No.5851845

>>5851799
When Christians say grace, they are saying it to YHWH.

When Jews give blessings after their meals, they're just talking out loud to nobody.

>> No.5851849

>>5851842
>Implying any christian has ever used a fedora meme.

>> No.5851853

>>5851812
THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

>> No.5851856

>>5851843
Jews: Devoted to God
Christians: Treat religion with a compartmental mindset. God is no more or less important than the Simpsons every hour after work.

>> No.5851858

>>5851799
Hey guys, this board is
about books

>> No.5851859

>>5851845
i love how Christianity basically hijacked Jewish theology and then twisted it around to the point where it was completely irreconcilable with their ideas and then used that as a basis for persecuting Jews throughout history

It must feel great to know that the most commercially successful religion in the world more or less ripped off your prophecies and used them to justify ideas that are utterly abhorrent and heretical to your religion

>> No.5851862

It's so easy to report threads with the new captcha.

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>>5851862
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>>5851858
I have a bunch of books right here.

>> No.5851870

>>5851856
Jews: 90% atheist. 100% lost.
Christians: Indwelt with the Holy Spirit of YHWH.

>> No.5851871

Holy shit, are /pol/ *still* being ass ravaged and mouthraped into refugee status by the whole site? lulz

>> No.5851872

>tinpol hats leaking out again
This is not the religion board fuckwit.

>> No.5851874

>>5851859
Fulfilled is the word you are looking for. The New Covenant is fulfilled in Christ Jesus, the Jewish Messiah, and is open to all who believe in Him.

Even Jews.

>> No.5851876

>>5851868
You're not actually talking about those books though probably because you haven't read them, so no, you don't have those books.

>> No.5851878

>>5851871
Yes. The board is intolerable.

>> No.5851879

>>5851870
Jews: 100% devoted or cut off from Israel.
Christians: "Cultural" Catholics, lol.

>> No.5851881

>>5851876
The bible is the best selling book of all time, and the only holy book on the planet.

Stay classy, lit, in banning discussion of it.