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5849377 No.5849377 [Reply] [Original]

It has been a while.

>> No.5849390
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template for those who need it.

>> No.5849404

>>5849377

Hehehe, I liked the Way of Men but that's still funny.

>> No.5849422
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>> No.5849439

>>5849422
hey no fun, you have to wait a bit

>> No.5849496
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>> No.5849554
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>> No.5849580
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>> No.5849586
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>tfw the corn meme is finally starting to die out

>> No.5849592

>>5849554
literally legitimizes tolkien. silmarillion is a great book

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I am become starch

>> No.5849754

>>5849592

>check out the sweet names of my elves and shit

>> No.5849756

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5849785

>>5849754
call be crazy but I prefer this audiobook, this guy pronounces everything so deliciously
http://youtu.be/UoicdAioaqs?t=1h53m55s

>> No.5849822

>>5849744
Is this the new corn meme?

>> No.5849825
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>> No.5849830

>>5849422

THE CLASSIC!

>> No.5849832
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>>5849744
"please no, corn father"

>tfw I have a big piece of writing due soon and I can't afford to take chances

>> No.5849836

>>5849744
Please no, corn father

>> No.5849842

>>5849422
these corny dubs

>> No.5849844

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5849862

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5849924

>>5849422
but didn't christopher columbine brang corn from argentina ?

>> No.5849937

>>5849744
"please no, corn father."

>> No.5849944
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>> No.5849955
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>>5849944

>> No.5849974

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5849991
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>> No.5850002

>>5849991
>Rating books for 10 year olds

>> No.5850008

>>5849991
>>>>>>>>>>>/v/

>> No.5850067
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>>5849944
>>5849955
well gotdamn

>> No.5850071
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>>5850067
>off by one

>> No.5850077
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>>5850071

>> No.5850118
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some exploration

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>> No.5850424

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5850483
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but serious, its fucking good

>> No.5850496
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'please no, corn father'

>>5850235

Smith's message in this book can be boiled down to "fuck mercantilism and fuck all the institutions that support it."

I also kind of find it funny that Marx's message in Das Capital can be boiled down to "fuck capitalism and fuck all the institutions that support it."

As a matter of fact it seems like all economic philosophy is structured as a combative rejection of the current economic system.

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>>5850483
hehe better than mine

>> No.5850519

>>5850506
No, this one's better.

>> No.5850524
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>> No.5850588

>>5850524
god, I hated that book

>> No.5850617

>>5849744
please no, corn father.

>> No.5850648

>>5849991
Jesus fuck. I know this is bait, but that's a really atrocious reading of The Giver.

>> No.5850698

>>5849991

I really liked Among the Hidden when I was a kid. I liked The Giver too for that matter.

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>> No.5850736

>>5849422
veni, vedi, keki

kekio keki kektum kekire

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>> No.5850805
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probably one of the best books i've ever read

>> No.5850808

>>5849744
FUUUCKC im laughing so bad at the mediocre prose part

>> No.5850820

>>5850506
this is the shit

>> No.5850823

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5850839

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5850886

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5850977

>>5849955
Well done

>> No.5850981

>>5849744
Please no, corn father

>> No.5850984

>>5850796
more like
>Sardonically
>Sardonically
>Sardonically
>Sardonically

>> No.5850989

>>5849586
I thought this was DFW for a second.

>> No.5850992

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5850994

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5850999

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5851000
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>> No.5851003

>>5850796
When I first saw this, I thought all the proverbs were trash, but now that I'm drunk, I think they're all great. That's kind of weird?

>> No.5851007

>>5851000
Pardon me?

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>> No.5851139

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5851158

>>5849955
Swell. Dat intent, dat meaning...

>> No.5851160

>>5850984
ha, someone else noticed it

>> No.5851167

>>5849744
please no corn father

>> No.5851198

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5851207

>>5849744
clease no porn father

>> No.5851221

>>5849955

>double doubles

dude thats meta

>> No.5851234

>>5849744
>'please no, corn father'

>> No.5851292 [DELETED] 

>>5849756 >>5849832 >>5849836 >>5849842
>>5849844 >>5849862 >>5849937 >>5849974
>>5850424 >>5850617 >>5850823 >>5850839
>>5850886 >>5850981 >>5850992 >>5850994
>>5850999

/lit/ is supposed to be just a little too good for that shit.
Come on.
>>5851139
>>5851167
>>5851198
>>5851207
>>5851234

>> No.5851296

>>5849756 >>5849832 >>5849836 >>5849842
>>5849844 >>5849862 >>5849937 >>5849974
>>5850424 >>5850617 >>5850823 >>5850839
>>5850886 >>5850981 >>5850992 >>5850994
>>5850999
>>5851139 >>5851167 >>5851198 >>5851207
>>5851234

/lit/ is supposed to be better than this.

>> No.5851303

>>5851207
Lol ur fucked

>> No.5851346

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5851358

>>5850496
I think that's being a bit too simplistic. Smith liked the Free Market, indeed, and I think he liked our system of organization, he just seemed to deplore the way it was used for consolidation of power. Kind of Randian, in a sense.

In Smith's mind, when it came to money, more separation was better.

>> No.5851372

>>5849377
shit, i was about to read the book. is it any good anyway? i think i can also recall reading on here that he was a homosexual?

>> No.5851375

>>5851372
Why would you read that?

>> No.5851381

>>5849422
Thread's over now.

>> No.5851383

>>5851375
i dont know much about the book, but i grew up without a father (or rather any male role model at all), so im still trying to gather information that helps me with my transformation from a boy into manhood.

>> No.5851402

>>5849422
why does the poster of this asinine image always seem to get dubs?

>> No.5851405

>>5851383
I wouldn't necessarily say it's going to transform you, and it certainly won't turn you into a man immediately after reading it. But it's certainly worth a read, regardless. You'll learn or expand of a few things and emotions, I'm sure.

It's not very long, I cleared the thing in about a day. It seems rather childish and poorly written at first but it becomes increasingly better as it progresses.

>> No.5851409

>>5851383
Oh well, in that case, reading some /pol/-tier MRA shit will sure help.

>> No.5851410

>>5849377
that is the most hilarious 3-panel explanation of that book I've ever seen

>> No.5851413
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>>5849422
>>5849744

Was corn the most epic meme in /lit/ history?

>> No.5851421

>>5849422
mayyze lmao

>> No.5851435

>>5851409
>le /pol/
>le MRA

/pol/ doesn't even exist anymore. Please stop memeposting.

>> No.5851437

>>5849744
Please no, corn father.

>> No.5851441
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damn! I just read the half of this thing and I have too much information about a lot of things.

It is a wikipedia of conspiranoias

>> No.5851443

>>5849955
Good job.

>> No.5851444

>>5849744
'please no cornfather'

>why did I even come on /lit/ and see this, I was in the middle of writing and now it's all damn cursed maybe.

>> No.5851449

>>5849744
p-please no, corn father

>> No.5851454

>>5850163
Still the best movie tie-in book ever though.

>> No.5851460

>>5850524

Highly overrated but made an A+ audiobook, which is how I recommend doing it. Reading it just made my eyes glaze over.

>> No.5851465

>>5849744
‘please no, corn father’

>> No.5851467

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5851472

>>5851441

That's kinda the point. Eco is a super nerd for conspiracies and the theme of the book is that belief is a half measure of truth (if that makes any sense).

I really, really enjoyed it.

>> No.5851478

Read: The Golden Bough

What I expected: The Wicker Man, Odin, myths and shit

What I got: COOOOOOOOOORRRRNNN

>> No.5851492

>>5849744
please no, corn father

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>>5849422

>> No.5851619

>>5849744
please no corn father

>> No.5851655

>>5849377
I liked the way the book explained the workings of the male mind and what it's suited for but I couldn't shake the feeling the guy advocated a return to barbarity so male inherent abilities can be useful again. What, are we supposed go full Fallout and start forming raider gangs?

>> No.5851659

>>5851655
I haven't read the book, but if what Donovan posts to his website is any indication... then yes. Maybe.

>> No.5851664

>>5851296
enjoy your mediocre prose, kid

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sup

>> No.5851685

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5851693

>>5849955
very nice

>> No.5851713

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5851743

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5851837
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Anyone else reading "The Historical Novels" of Arthur Conan Doyle?

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>>5849744
please no, cornfather

>> No.5851851
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>>5849744
please no, corn father


(still loved the books tho, currently working on creating alternative readings beyond the ones propposed by Cortázar)

>> No.5851900
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Excellently written novel I must add.

>> No.5851902

>>5849955
lel

>> No.5852018
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>>5850410
That fucking dog lol

>> No.5852196

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5852222

>>5849955
*mild applause*

>> No.5852229
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>>5852222
oops

>> No.5852250

>>5849744
please no, corn father

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>>5849955

>> No.5852255

>>5852222
Niice.

>> No.5852267

>>5849377
I don't get this critique of the Way of Men. It seems to me that it is written in language that is fit for our age.

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>>5852255

>> No.5852318

>>5849955
impressive

>> No.5852329

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852347

>>5850410
> all laughed out from America
> suddenly Last Transit

:'(

>> No.5852348

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5852364

>>5849744
Please no, Corn father

>> No.5852367

>>5849422
getting corny in a corn thread

>> No.5852375

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852379

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852382

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852387

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852417
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>>5851837
>>5849825
are these any good?
i think an octopus is kind of a cool animal
and that middle age music sounds pretty intriguing

please no, corn father

>> No.5852484

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852495

>>5849744
Please no, corn father

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>>5849955
Well done!

>> No.5852559
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fucking psychics, how do they work?

>> No.5852577

>>5849377
The Way of Men is reall "n-no homo.." and I still don't know why all those fags claiming to be alpha male read this book.

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>>5852559
Didn't find anything on Salman Rushdie on the wiki. Do you have any advice on where I should start?
The Satanic Verses are famous but is it the best place to start?

>> No.5852594

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5852596

Top kek. /lit/'s finest thread.

>> No.5852602

>>5849744
Please no, Corn Father!

>not willing to take a chance on my coursework

>> No.5852643

>>5852591

I'd say the Satanic Verses isn't the best place to start, it's one of the densest books I've ever read. I'd say start with Midnight's Children, it's accessible but a testament to the grandeur of his writing. I've also read Haroun and the Sea of Stories, it's like a children's book of stories but really well done. Read his autobiography as well (written in third person like a douchebag), cause the dude's got a really interesting personal life. Then maybe dive into Satanic verses. Wiki is shill's work.

>> No.5852659

>>5852591
i know its trendy to hate neuromancer, but seriously how the fuck could you make an argument that the what you got image was accurate.

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here take this, youll need it to troll muslims.

>> No.5852669

>>5852417
Mieville has better stuff than Kraken

>> No.5852686

>>5852222
sweet

>> No.5852693
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love you guys

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>> No.5852729

>>5852721

Agreed it's beautiful.

>> No.5852735

This is the kind of thread this humorless shit hole needs

>> No.5852757

Can someone please explain the corn meme?

>> No.5852760

>>5852721
accurate rofl

>> No.5852762

please no, corn father

>> No.5852823
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>> No.5852825

>>5850496
>As a matter of fact it seems like all economic philosophy is structured as a combative rejection of the current economic system.

Well, that's a bit too simplistic. I think a lot of great works in economics (and in general) build upon or criticize their predecessors. Mercantilism wasn't an established school of economy, it was rather a name given by smith to groups of pamphleteers who shared similar opinions. This so it was easier for him to critique them and also to develop his own ideas.

Marx' is kind of a special case in the history of economics, because he greatly diverges from all other schools of thought. He saw the other economist as not realizing that their thought was limited within the capitalist mode of production.

>> No.5852845

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5852888

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5852906

>>5851543
i love memes like this that are so fucking specific they will only ever be used in instances like this. like, what the fuck is even human life any more.

>> No.5852926

>>5849955
truly a postmodern masterpiece

>> No.5852927

>>5852825
No, I'd say a large majority of Golden Age economists definitely criticized the policies of nations, tantamount to criticizing the economic systems of control. Adam Smith certainly did not think the powers in control were creating legislation equitably, but rather due to the pressurized forces that consolidated and cemented trade secrets and corporations in the thought of Europe in the first place.

>> No.5852938

>>5849744
Please! No, corn! Father?

>> No.5852954

>>5849744
Please no, corn father

>> No.5852971

>>5849744

what/who is the corn father referencing?

>> No.5852989

>>5852938
that's some mediocre prose

>> No.5852994

>>5852971
the meme is referencing the corn image and nabokov's superior prose. two ebin lit memes in one image (^:

>> No.5852995

>>5849422
is it true romans didn't believe in corn back then?

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>> No.5853025

>>5852994
im new lol and i havent read any of his works yet. is it implying his english prose is bad?

>> No.5853040

>>5853001
is there a file of that In the Aeroplane cover with DFW over the >potato?

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>> No.5853197

>>5852417
Read it as an example of a mediocre story. I am just finishing these two 1000-page "historical novels" collections now because i started. Although, the Prequel Sequel "Sir Nigel" is slightly better in some parts.

>> No.5853239

>>5849744
>'please no, corn father'

>> No.5853247

>>5853067
accurate. I'm enjoying them though

>> No.5853250

>>5849554
What's that family tree thing in the middle?

>> No.5853254

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5853256

>>5849744
Please no, corn father

>> No.5853263

>>5851383
the corn father tho

he loves all <3

>> No.5853270

>>5853025
No, even the people who don't really like Nabokov admit that his prose is first-rate.

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>> No.5853335

>>5853279
they're not nearly that good, not even close

>> No.5853341

>>5853279
Hell yes, motherfucker.
I was not even twenty pages into Hard-Boiled Wonderland when he starts going on and on about all the women he's fucked and how it is to fuck fat chicks and how much he starts wanting to fuck the mute chubby chick and her cologne and tight dress and walking into her pleasant ass and aww yeah I'm fapping like mad.

>> No.5853369

>>5853279

Is this true? Recs?

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>>5850579
>guests not putting their top hats on the floor

grossier.

>> No.5853378

>>5853067
I've been making New Sun into one of these. I couldn't come up with any good idea. But you got it just right.

>> No.5853380

>>5852663
>posts gore to /lit

enjoy your ban

>> No.5853385

>>5852757
no

>> No.5853395

>>5852757
'Corn' means something different in UK English and US English. Hilarity ensues.

>> No.5853402

>>5853250
>hasn't read the appendices

>> No.5853403

>>5852757
Its wrong because European corn is called maize.

>> No.5853406

>>5852906
>Memes.
>Not image macros.
4chan is about Chinese cartoons. Id all makez sence nao.

>> No.5853471

>>5853369
It's not smut if that's what you're looking for. But yeah it's pretty much a rule that Murakami makes a point of including at least two very specific sex scenes in every book. He also seems to be somewhat obsessed with chaste semi-romances between middle aged men and schoolgirls.

If you actually want to read him I'd rec Wind-Up Bird Chronicle first

>> No.5853475

>>5853471
specific=>explicit

woops

>> No.5853478

>>5851679
Did you just fucking spoil the fucking book?

>> No.5854353

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5854363

>>5849710

Man, I thought this was good.

4chan either ignores me, or is mean to me. This is why I go on Tumblr instead.

:\

>> No.5854373

>>5854363
I appreciated it, Anon. There is a lot of whale biology in Moby-Dick, yes.

>> No.5854448

>>5852222
Checked

>> No.5855317

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5855352

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5855378

>>5849422
>>5849744

I've been gone for a while.

What the fuck is this?

>> No.5855432

>>5852693
Which chinese cartoon are the images from?

>> No.5855500

>>5855432
legend of galactic heroes

>> No.5855519
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5855519

>>5852222
*respuctfully nodding towards you*

>> No.5855528

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'

>> No.5855646

>>5855500
thanks

>> No.5855694

>>5849744
Fuck you, corn father, do your worst.

>> No.5855726

>>5849422
I thought Corn was brought over by Confucius in 400 AD?

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>>5855856
Definitely. Specifically the first third of the first book.
>hill #218: 4 pages
>battle against agents of Mordor: 1/2 page

>> No.5856008

I think people just underestimate how valuable corn was to the world for a long period of time. For the longest recorded time, about a millennia, corn was used as a gauge for the value of all other commodities farmed. This is because if your crop was more valuable than corn, then you could purchase your subsistence in corn PLUS additional luxuries like clothing or lodging or ornaments of value. Corn was the gauge for the productivity of mankind, essentially.

So when you read very old texts and it goes on and on about corn, that's why. Corn was, and technically if you want to get down to it, still technically fundamentally IS, the crop from which all value comes from. Essentially the value of silver was regulated by corn for the longest time as well, or the amount of corn silver could purchase determined its value, because of the reasons listed above.

>> No.5856020

>>5855856
If you can't appreciate Tolkien's imagery, then you just shouldn't be reading books that require creative imagination.

>that battle of Helm's Deep
Best scenery in all of fantasy.

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>>5856008
holy shit my sides, saved. this mymay just keeps getting more epic

>> No.5856033

>>5856027
This isn't a memes I'm just stating a fact. I see people complaining about the frequency of corn in the images, and I just thought I'd explain why.

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>>5849944
>>5849955

just ebin

>> No.5856048

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5856062

>>5849744
please no, corn father

>> No.5856070

>>5856020
found the tolkien fanboy.

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>>5850984

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>>5856097

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>>5856103

>> No.5856171

>>5849422
>>5849744
>>5849955

Damn I love these threads.

Also, why do all of the shitposts always seem to get dubs?

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>> No.5856297

>>5856071
Is there any books that's like the WHAT I EXPECTED part of this image?

>> No.5856316

>>5852577
Jack Donovan is openly gay.

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5856354

Pretty boring.

>> No.5856417

>>5856354
good god you're a faggot
and not even for disliking the book

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>> No.5856442

>>5850163
underrated post

>> No.5856451

>>5850731
There is so much more to it...

>> No.5856456

>>5851296
Feels like my grandma's inbox, full of stupid chainmails.

>> No.5856459

>>5856297
Read The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire while listening to Vangelis.

Or watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

>> No.5856465

>>5856459
anon i happen to have a huge boner for anything rome.

is the decline and fall actually a good read? i hate historical fiction but i don't know if I can force myself through thousands of dry pages

>> No.5856479

>>5853369
>>5853341
>>5853335
>>5853279

Ryu or Haruki Murakami ?

>> No.5856685

>>5853478
did I? don't think so

>> No.5856688

>>5856479
Haruki

>> No.5856735

'please no, corn father'

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5857243

>>5852999
Can't let those trips go unchecked

>> No.5857268

>>5849744
Please no, corn father, I wish not to write corncobby chronicles

>> No.5857272

>>5857243
>Wu-tang's unreleased LP

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>> No.5857276

this book
i have never hated so much anything

>> No.5857301

>>5857274
>posting that cover
You think you're funny, boy?

>> No.5857408

>>5857276
what book anon?
fill us in

>> No.5857424

>>5849710
I appreciate the sperm whale

>> No.5857432

>>5849744
please no corn father

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>> No.5857490

>>5849744
please no, corn father

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5857578

>>5850796
Foundation and empire is worse. The cover itself is a spoiler, and it ends on a non-sequitor dick joke

>> No.5857841

>>5857457
haha korn didnt exist back then dummy xD

>> No.5858059

>>5856103
>le petite prance
Hurr durr why is this faggot trying to fix the plane lets just fuck around instead we arent lost in the desert or anything, fucking adults man!

>> No.5858077

>>5849744
'please no, corn father'