/lit/ - Literature

I think the answer is obvious

>>5816258
Axe Mature?

>>5816269
No. None of them. Axe is for babies.

Old spice body wash.

Personally, still prefer the pattern welded sword as a status symbol. Axes are so not Saxon.

>>5816271
This.

Teenaged males wear Axe. None of it will make you seem well-read nor intellectual.

>>5816277
Not to mention the sheer status of the sword - a killing apparatus and exclusively that - compared to the axe, which traditionally is a weapon that can also be used to cut wood and other peasant activities, thus merely a useful object when compared to the status of carrying a sword around.

>>5816301
This is precisely why the ax is superior, you effete noble bastard

am i the only one who actually gets excited when they smell axe excite?
or goes to on a trip to alaska when they smell axe alaska?

>>5816303
The axe might make you look tough, friend, but it won't make you look alphabetized at all. Thus it won't make you look well read/intellectual.

I like the orange one, it reminds me of the summer I spent in my room.

Save up for Versache Man. I got a lot of compliments on it and a little goes a long way. Its between $40-$60 and you won't smell like a middle school boy.

>>5816312
But you're forgetting that as a peasant, I am unable to read or write

Just lop off heads with my axe

>>5816258
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>>5816341
>actually thinking OP is serious

>>5816343
Then HOW i repeat HOW

did you read my posts

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Song of the Broad-Axe by Walt Whitman
http://www.bartleby.com/142/81.html

You'll also seem like a demented ranting, drunken hobo, much as Whitman does in what can only loosely be termed a poem.

>>5816253
Rubbing at thy pits with the pages of library tomes of old shall produce a musk with which to attract the bespectacled beauty subjected to your affections...

Dandies don't wear scent, you miserable fop

>>5816253
2012 vintage, has to be. /lit// likes old things. People will think, if this guy wears 2 year old deodorant, he must read 100 year old books.

>>5816307
That's just the asthma kicking in.

>>5816449
This. Use scentless deodorant unless you have extreme BO. Scents are for children and try hards. At very most, just put a small dab of a light cologne when you go to nice formal events.