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Help me /lit/, how can I get jacked like an ancient greek? Is there anything about how they worked out?

>> No.5785536

Lots and lots of young boys, their semen are chock full of chemicals similar to those found in steroids. If you can consume large amounts of young boy's semen you will get jacked in no time.

>> No.5785539
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5785539

>>5785531
check the sticky on /fit/

also, it's highly unlikely that the ancient Greeks were half as cut as the actors were in 300

>> No.5785549

>>5785539
I'm pretty sure they did not work out as this.

>> No.5785563

>>5785531
if anything you have it easier, with access to all the knowledge they did not, able to construct your body more to a form than they would have with practical exercises. (not that you will - in all likelihood - look like the aesthetic statues, you can control to what extent you work each muscle, but not what your body proportions, shape and fat distribution will be like)

On the other hand, its easier to look jacked when you are shorter.


message is, eat well, lift and sleep. you'll figure it out as you go along. it's a long term game

>> No.5785568

>>5785531
sterons

>> No.5785574

>>5785563
I just wanna cash in on a bodybuilding book. Spartan workout or something

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>>5785549
That's why they weren't shredded zyzz kents, breh

>> No.5785595

>>5785539
how old was he when he died

>> No.5785597

>>5785539
>I have never done cardio before while I agree it is good for your heart and health

Maximum kek

>> No.5785599

>>5785595
22. He was a fucking idiot and I am ashamed the cunt was Australian.

>> No.5785601

>>5785599
He was a Russian born Kurd, not an Australian.

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5785603

hahahahaha

>> No.5785605

>>5785601

And this is supposed to mean? He was born here. No white person in Australia can trace their origins to Australia.

>> No.5785608

>>5785605
>And this is supposed to mean? He was born here. No white person in Australia can trace their origins to Australia.
le indoctrination faec

>> No.5785643

>>5785605
He wasn't born here, for one, and the only true Australians descend from Britain and Ireland.

>> No.5785699

>>5785643
So true aussies are criminals

>> No.5785726

>>5785699
The first colonies were for prisoners, so yes.

>> No.5785787

>>5785726
We should make that again

>> No.5785795

>>5785787
We could take over that uncontacted tribe in Brazil.

>> No.5785816

>>5785539
>I can only get away with this due to my body type!

>> No.5785866

>>5785643
>from Britain and Ireland
Why is it that when retards go taking up old, reactionary ideologies, they're always too historically illiterate to actually know what those ideologies involved?

>> No.5785879

SS+GOMAD