/lit/ - Literature

>>5735560

>>5735576
sorry didn't mean to quote

>>5735560
Read that as "Quiff in a day"

>>5735524
God, she's angelic.

>tfw no lovely Christian maiden crush to occupy your every waking thought

>>5735576
oh boy heh

>>5735733
I might be able to bring you some happiness:
Since your post wasn't clear about it, are you aware who that girl is?

Please answer, I might have a nice surprise for you.

>>5735733
>>5735765
you guys are creepy

>>5735678
that is a dissaster

>>5735772
I'm >>5735765, I wasn't inquiring about her identity; I know who it is. I was wondering if >>5735733 realized who he's fawning over.

>>5735821
pardon my ignorance, who is it?

>>5735765
No, i don't anon, who is she?

>>5735829
Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly at about 12 years old. You've got tons of pictures to look up and waifu-out over, dawg.

Here, have a nice webm of her showing her breasts in a movie when she was 19.

She's an atheist with a jewish mom, though. Sorry to destroy your christian fantasy.

>>5735845
Ah yes, lovelly little JC. Mmmm mmm, so racy.

But does anyone remember Fat Glenda?

>>5735845

>>5735948
>Ulysses Goodreads rating: 3,72
>Hey, Remember Fat Glenda Goodreads rating: 3,76

JAMES JOYCE BTFO

>>5735982
>brazzers

>>5736040
What does Tom Hanks have to do with porno movies?

>>5736167
People started shooping the Brazzer logo onto pics that could be misconstrued as part of one of their pornos.

This logo is a little too large

>>5736167
His expression could easily belong in a porn scene. Another example.

>>5736001

>tfw you'll never fuck each and every fart out of fat glenda's arse

>>5735524
>by the author of

>>5736532
She made a career out of that poor girl!

>>5735807
It isn't real

>>5735560
>After 25 Years, Eleanor burns

>>5735678
this one's my favourite

>>5736867

>>5735576
>tricaHUE

>>5735704
underrated post

>>5735982

I was in the middle of posting this until I looked at the responses

>>5736867
>>5736993
are those real? wordsworth usually have pretty decent covers

>>5737749
>wordsworth usually have pretty decent covers
wat

>>5735524

>>5737749
>wordsworth usually have pretty decent covers

lmao

>>5737901
>>5737821
>>5737749
>>5736993
>>5736867
>>5735678
>be on a holiday in England
>go to bookstore
>they have literally hundreds of those wordsworth classics
>they were stacked on a pile as if they were about to be burned

Almost bought one as a joke, but decided not to.

>>5735765
its young brooke shields nigga

>>5737749
This is true though. Wordsworth has at least 3 or 4 styles for their covers, I've never seen for sale these stupid photo covers that are always shown here.

>>5738084
It's obviously Jennifer Connelly.

>>5738106
maybe its some kind of regional thing? the ones we get here in eastern europe are mostly pretty

>>5738118
shi your right nigga
thot it is brooke

>>5738480

>>5735576

>>5739112
>that colour palette

>>5735765
If it's anyone famous at younger stage, I'd guess Jennifer Connolly????

>>5740622

>>5740609
According to the thread, yes.

>>5736237
>>5736264

>>5735524
>Author of Hey, Do You Remember Fat Glenda?

As much title as cover, but still.

>>5735678
I saw this in Denmark earlier this year.
You'll have to excuse the terrible photo; the shutter curtain my camera tied a knot on itself that day.

Not all of them are horrible.

>>5736857
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crime-Punishment-selected-Notebooks-Wordsworth-ebook/dp/B00I060CR2
You were saying?

>>5744444
>FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY - The Karamazov
>Brothers

thats woeful

>>5744421
>"yeah, that title is pretty fun--"
>Author of IF GOD LOVES ME, WHY CAN'T I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?

Lost it. 10/10

Since we are hating on wordsworth classics, let me share the gem I reluctantly bought for 3€ this week.

saw this at Wal Mart the other day

>>5744710
Are you the type who has an absolute need for a physical book? Because I really can't see why else you would buy this instead of getting a free ebook. It's got no aesthetic superiority and only supports a shitty company.

>>5737892
WHAT WAS BEHIND THE SPOILER?

I NEED TO KNOW!

>>5744710
>tfw peguin deluxe edition

>>5744739
forgot pic

>>5744721

I really prefer reading a physical book, and 3€ isn't that much for me

>>5744724
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/49485448/#49485565

>>5744421
>you will never be a popular white teenager in 80s America
What's the point of living

>>5735524
She became so sexy.

>>5745356
Indeed she did.

>>5735524
I love Jennifer Connely, but Fuck Labyrinth

>mfw teen JC looks a lot like a girl who had a massive crush on me (princess-brain, so I never brang it further), and portrays a character in Labyrinth that has the exact same name

>mffw the character's DOG has my fucking name

Also, David Bowie's crotch

>>5747142
That's really weird. Connelly looks a lot like a girl I once knew and also played a character with the same name as her, in some crappy TV show I never actually saw. Different colour hair, but otherwise a striking resemblance.

>>5744429
jesus christ

>>5744742
Nice cop anon

>>5747156
Do all our childhood cuties look like Connelly?

>>5747179
If only mine did. there weren't any. Some girls liked me, but I liked nobody. Had sex at 13 and then didn't touch a girl again ubntil I was 18. Since then it's been mainly girls I don't like. Guess it's some kind of opposites attract thing for them. Still holding out for my girl

>>5747476
story time?

I'd enjoy learning about the 13 one, the 18 one, and your current situation.

>>5747482
I'm in the train right now. I'll be home in less than 30 mins and I'll write something then.

>>5738118
ok and who is jennifer connelly?

>>5747503
>Jennifer Lynn Connelly (born December 12, 1970)[1] is an American film actress who began her career as a child model. She appeared in magazine, newspaper and television advertising, before she made her debut role in the 1984 crime film Once Upon a Time in America. Connelly continued modeling and acting, starring in films such as the 1986 Labyrinth and the 1991 films Career Opportunities and The Rocketeer. She gained critical acclaim for her work in the 1998 science fiction film Dark City and for her portrayal of Marion Silver in the 2000 drama Requiem for a Dream. In 2002, Connelly won an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award and a BAFTA Award for her supporting role as Alicia Nash in Ron Howard's 2001 biopic A Beautiful Mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Connelly

>>5747482
At 13 I was impressed by a 14 year old classmate who had a 17 year old girlfriend. He was having sex while I had never even kissed a girl. When I was talking to him on MSN his girlfriend took over while he was peeing. She added me on MSN later that day.For some weird reason, this girl fell madly in love with me. I was having some trouble with that 14 year old classmate, and thought it would be funny to fuck his gf. She broke up with him and began having sex with me. All this was quite a hassle, since I didn't want anybody to find out I was seeing this girl.
The thing, however, was that I didn't like this girl. At all. I just figured I was cool because I was a 13 year old boning a 17 year old girl that wasn't even ugly. Actual love (or even physical attraction) wasn't there. I hated her company. As you might have guessed, a not unattractive 17 year old girl that has sex with a 13 year old instead of a boy her age or older is bound to have some mental issues.

This girl was C.R.A.Z.Y. She was just some average generic high school girl during the day, but in her brain things were going everywhere. She had constant anger outbursts towards me, threatening to break up with me. Every single night. The joke was that I had told her a million times I didn't like her and didn't want to date her; that I wanted to get rid of her much more than she wanted to get rid of me. This never stuck, though, and she would talk to me the following day and cry about how she regretted what she said the night before. Eventually I just stopped talking to her. After a month she said she wanted to break up, which she had apparently forgotten two weeks later when she started treating me like her boyfriend again. However, I kept ignoring her, and after about six months she stopped talking to me. She went to some shitty college shortly after and moved away.

I slept with some chick at the beginning of college, shortly after my 18th birthday.

Girlfriends/serious relationships are rare and difficult for me. For some reason, the girls that are attracted to me are completely unlike me. Lets describe them as "girls that like to smoke cigarettes and generally have no qualms about shoplifting", if you know what I mean. Most are not very intelligent. Girls that usually date criminals but send a good boy like me love letters all of a sudden. I've had some more intelligent girls with asperger take interest in me, but there was no physical attraction, and autism is just too much to deal with. They were often quite boring too.

I like skinny white girls with dark hair. I don't care about boobs. I don't care about ass. I'm honestly (and this is quite annoying -- I wish it wasn't like this) not attracted to blonde or non white girls. I want a sweet little skinny white girl with dark hair.

Jennifer Connelly happens to look like my dream woman.

I've got a feeling this post was very badly written, but I can't be arsed to rewrite it right now. If it really is that bad, I'm sorry.

>>5747639
Thank you.

In which year did this happen?
What did she look like, and how did you went (or what did she do) to go from talking to fucking ?
What kind of person were you?

>>5747639
photo

>>5748199
* plox?

>>5744721
What's wrong with them as a company? Sure, the covers are silly, but that has its own appeal and was probably at least partly intentional.

>>5748199
Of me?

>>5747763
>In which year did this happen?
Not telling you But it was early 2010 and I'm 18 now, actually. Please don't laugh at me.

>what did she look like
A girl with brown hair. Not sure how to describe her. Not absolutely stunning and unforgettable, but alright. Some guys like her. Some guy don't.

>and how did you went (or what did she do) to go from talking to fucking
Stop talking and start fucking. hue.
In seriousness, we met up and made out once, and later I would go to her house when she was home alone and have sex with her.

>what kind of person were you?
Uhhhh... Not sure how to answer that. It's quite hard to judge yourself like that and put it into words. I was different. I was 13, so yeah, I was different.

In general, I'm rather introverted, but I have no problem with handling social situations and acting extroverted. It's just that when the party is over, I have no trouble with and actually love being alone. I grew up without siblings in a not so optimal home situation, and never had trouble with entertaining myself. If my personality wouldn't have been the way it was, I'm sure that what I've experienced would have turned me into a gigantic douchebag.

>>5748306
Of her

But feel free to post yourself, silly :^)

>>5748326
I will not post a picture of her. Posting pictures of people I know, even someone I don't like, on 4chan is something I don't do.

>>5744424
Niggers

>>5744414
i legit thought that was DiCrappio from the thumb.

>>5747639
>MFW im in a relationship I loath
>No physical attraction, she is so goddamn boring, hate kissing her because she smokes and I don't so its like kissing an ashtray, and I don't trust her, our sex life is non-existant.
>MFW its easier to keep dealing with the bullshit rather then split up and move out (we live together, house is in her name)
>MFW im 8-9/10 depending on if I shave and go full blown babyface
>Any female friends I have a chance at making she HAS to become friends with and then I feel like I can't get to know them.
>Any dudes I start to hang out with she has to become friends with so I can't even trust them to not talk to her about what we talk about

>Not at all attracted to non-white chicks
>Not attracted to tan chicks, pale fair skin is so much more attractive
>Tits don't matter and ass only slightly matters


/blog
Sage for blog

Sorry, I end up babbling like this to get it out, cant actually talk to people I know about it.

>>5748416
I feel for you, bro.

Does she like you?

>>5748499
Shes attracted to me, I feel like she doesn't want to end the relationship and feel like she wasted 4 years of her life.

>>5747639
>>5748416
Would you feel better if we made shitty Wordsworth covers for your blogs?

>>5748560
Absofuckinglutely. Would be the highlight to my shitty week.

>>5748560
Hey, somebody asked me for my story. I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't know somebody wanted to hear it.

>>5748621
>>5748569
We need a template

>>5748569
fuckoff i'm a writer not a shopper

>>5748651
I can see why the autism chicks dig him.

>>5748651
10/10 thank you, my bookkeeper is staring at me like I'm deranged now.

>>5748663
No that's the other guy.

>>5736867
holy fuck it looks like reality is closing in on them the way their heads stick out. was that the true meaning of Demons?

>>5744444
>The Karamazov Brothers

Where is Punishment and Crime edition?

Hah

>>5744444
>quints

>>5748560
I asked him

>mfw the book actually don't have a short story about brazillian's capital being attacked by a flying electric shaver;

>>5749096

>>5749096
>nyt bestselling author

>>5744716

i guess the amish need their niche romance novel market, too.

>>5744424
>anticipated sequel

kek

>>5749153
What the...
I "like" little girls, but this is simply sinister.

>>5735524

>>5744444
I saw the Wordsworth edition of Crime and Punishment and Morrissey's autobiography in a charity shop both marked 50p

I thought about buying the two may-may books but decided not to

>>5749277
Check'd.

>>5747639
>I like skinny white girls with dark hair. I don't care about boobs.
>Jennifer Connelly happens to look like my dream woman.
But she has nice boobs. She is pretty dreamy. And it was a very well written post

>>5749138
>Oh, Rick
Apparently only five and half inches.

I punched a wall the first time I saw this cover.

>>5744402
>do the write thing

>>5749999
All that says is you grossly overreact.

>>5737892
>tfw you will never get caught making out with Jennifer Connolly

>>5749999
>it's real
I am buying this right now

>>5747639
>Marion Silver

It's Kleinheitz, you obviously didn't read the book.

>>5749999
It's amusing how pissed off people get with this cover. I can only assume that people identify with the protagonist and it hurts their ego to see him depicted as a douchebag, which he kind of is.

>>5744643
The light blue ones seem to be more consistent in their quality.

>>5744742
I have a Penguin Deluxe Edition, except mine has a different cover, side and back than this one. I always liked it a little better than the one you have, but it's a good edition regardless.

>>5736532

I remember reading dozens of these in elementary school

>>5750082
Yeah, Silver is the name in the movie.

>>5747639

All women who want your love when you don't want to give it are crazy. Same for men.

When you desire someone's love or feel entitled to it and you don't get it, you start to behave erratically.

Love is not complicated. It's non-love that is complicated.

>>5750145
>Click to look inside!
I can't, guard won't let me. Maybe if I wait long enough though...

>>5736867
Is that Vince Gilligan?

>>5752475

I don't think so, but damn he could play him at parties.

>>5735845
those a glorious

>>5752496
>Vince Gilligan
I was thinking Baelish with a moustache and glasses

>author of

>>5753670

>>5744421

>>5753642
i really want to be a southern / cowboy humorist

i am from texas but i have suppressed my accent

i think i can pull it off but i have irreparably damaged my credibility

>>5753679
>find funny picture moths ago, never post it
>finally get a chance
>should i check if mine has been posted already?
>nah, i bet it hasn't, i mean what are the odds
oh well

>ctrl-f
no green mile?

>>5753684

If Kinky Friedman could do it I bet you could too.

>>5744710
The Beluga one was worse.