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>he reads fantasy

>> No.5683158

>he needs even more drama in his life

>> No.5683161
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"Nice literature fag! I'm on my home to read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl!"

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>>5683161
>read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl

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>he reads science fiction

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>he only reads /lit/ recommended

>> No.5683211

>>5683161
>read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl

>> No.5683214

>he can only consider fiction escapism if it isn't set on earth or is in the distant future

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>>5683161
>read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl

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>>5683161
>read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl!

>> No.5683235

>He has nothing better to do than shit on fantasy readers
>He can't see that some of the best books are fantasy or sci fi
>Can't even see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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>He only reads Proust

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>>5683214
>>5683235
>he's mad as fuck about some faggot shitposting on 4chan

>> No.5683249

>>5683235

be honest, you came from reddit, didn't you?

>> No.5683258

>>5683238
turns you on doesn't it m8

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>>5683258

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>>5683235
>he ends his posts with a zany fun juxtaposition

>> No.5683267 [DELETED] 

>>5683235
>he has never read anything or is baiting
>I reply to this suspected bait

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>>5683138
>he cares about what I read

>> No.5683270

>>5683249
Actually /g/

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>>5683161
>read some more Wheel of Time and then bang my girl

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>>5683270
Even worse

>> No.5683289

>>5683270
how's saving the internet going

>> No.5683308

>>5683289
Pretty good. We've made logos for dozens of group collaborative projects just this week.

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>he only reads the "classics"

>> No.5683334

>>5683331
>he isn't a patrician

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>>5683331
>he dismisses the classics

>> No.5683346

>>5683161
said no one ever

>> No.5683357

>>5683238
sauce on pic pls

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5683400

>he prefers a cumbersome physical collection to a sleek, handy e-reader

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>>5683400
>he watches films on his tv

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>>5683400
>he doesn't like the feeling of physical pages
>he doesn't like to admire his collection

>> No.5683436

>>5683400
>He doesn't pirate ebooks of the physical editions he has already purchased for maximum pleasure at home and economy on the go

>> No.5683441

>>5683400
>he doesn't like the smell of real books
>he doesn't even read

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>>5683345
>he doesnt read only in latin and greek

>> No.5683444

>>5683433
are u really this stupid

>> No.5683448

>>5683270
>Man, isn't philosophy dumb? It's useless and the only job you'll get with a philosophy major is at Burger King!
meanwhile
>Hey, guys! Programming thread #75643! Check out this loli-themed roguelike I made!
>Check out these $5000 headphones I bought! I'm sure it'll make listening to technical death metal that much better!
>My waifu desktop is better than your waifu desktop!

>> No.5683451

>he reads translations

>> No.5683458

>>5683451
>He bought into the /lit/ meme that there is actually a noticeable difference

>> No.5683462

>>5683444
Pardon me for not being a pleb

>> No.5683463

> P-P-Please don't laugh Mr. Reagan, I also read YA novels

>> No.5683464

>>5683458
>there are

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>>5683458
he doesn't care about prose

>> No.5683469

>he didnt start with the sanskrit

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ITT:Too many pretentious faux patricians believing in a false dichotomy

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>>5683436

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"My made me turn around to apologize for calling you fags. I'm going home to read some more Wheel of Time - enjoy your literature while I'm immersed in a different world bwahahahaha!"

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Look on top.

And yes, nearly only fantasy. Fuck you faggot

>> No.5683499

>>5683489
mum?

>> No.5683515

>>5683499
Yea my MOM, I forgot the word, big deal!

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>>5683489
"What the fuck, is someone playing The Beatles over here?"

>> No.5683523

>>5683458
>he's ameripleb

>> No.5683524

>>5683161
>>5683489
>>5683516
>>>/mu/

>> No.5683535

>>5683524
>he's familiar with /mu/ references

>> No.5683539 [DELETED] 

Small kek

>> No.5683541

>>5683535
>he's also familiar with /mu/ references

>> No.5683546

>he reads for plot

>> No.5683548

>>5683515
for you

>> No.5683562

>>5683546
>he reads for prose

>> No.5683567

>>5683541
>>5683535
Both of you should return to your shitty board please

>> No.5683573

>>5683567
>he knows it's shitty

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>>5683567
i'm already on /lit/ tho

>> No.5683608

/lit/ was never this bad.

>> No.5683619

>>5683608
in the two years i've been coming here it's go a lot more active but heaps more shit

>> No.5683620

>>5683608
yeah

we've gone from /mu/ 2.0 to /s4s/ 2.0

>> No.5683622 [DELETED] 

>>5683608
>can't handle the bantz

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>he doesn't read New Wave fantasy and New Weird fiction

>> No.5683634

>>5683625
>he's a pleb

>> No.5683640

>>5683608
It's best to contain the shitposting to a few mame threads a day.

Just sage, chuckle softly, and move on to brighter things

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>>5683258
I've gotten my panties wetter with bookshelf threads than penis comparison threads, take that as you will.

>> No.5683713

>>5683634
>he doesn't realize that speculative fiction writers are the true heirs of Borges, Kafka, and Calvino
>he doesn't realize that the literary fantastic has always been home to innovative writing

>> No.5685283

>>5683713
you shut your fucking mouth. dont talk about those people anymore. just shut the fuck up

>> No.5685340

>>5683436
this

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5685475

>mfw you try to be a /lit/ snob but you still haven't grown out of anime

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>tfw casting off the fake patrician shit and enjoying whatever i want

life's no good being an overly mannered faggot

>> No.5685512

>>5685475
Anime is still better than those cheesy tv serials like Breaking Bad and Mad Man.

>> No.5685517

>>5685512
>tfw realizing Game of Thrones is literally on the same level as Naruto

>> No.5685522

>>5685517
It's like an inferior Lord of the Rings, which is saying something because LotR sucked dick.

>> No.5685524

>>5685505
>not enjoying patrician material
>clearly pleb

>> No.5685526

>>5685524
>I gave every implication of enjoying all sorts of things and shedding the image of fake sophistication
>whatever bullshit you just said

get btfo, and read more

>> No.5685531

>>5685512
>anime
>better than anything

back to your infantile waifu escapism, pleb

>> No.5685533

>>5685531
Stay butthurt, gaijin.