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5663031 No.5663031[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

hi /lit/
I'm dating this girl whose a virgin
She's also a christian and can't have sex till marriage
Is there a book I can give her that will let her treat the bible with flexibility?

>> No.5663044
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>> No.5663045

>>5663031
There's nothing in the Bible about virginity. Why are you trying to attack that collection of books in the first place?

>> No.5663074

>>5663045
is there any book I can give her that will explain that there's nothing in the bible about virginity?

Maybe a theological work that teaches acceptance of sex before marriage?

>> No.5663075

The God Delusion

>> No.5663084

>>5663074
Confessions

>> No.5663085

>>5663031
Just show her your fedora and watch as she slowly opens her legs.

>> No.5663086

>>5663045
I'm not talking about virginity, just fornication.

>> No.5663087

Don't you think it's just a <bit> self-centered to try and alter someone's religious perspectives so you can put your penis inside of them?

I mean srsly dude, this isn't what sharing ideas and books is about.

>> No.5663092

>>5663031
Listen faggot sexual compatibility is one of the key of a healthy relationship, and if she doesn't want sex and you want it, y'all ain't gon be havin a worthwhile relationship. Either you agree on your vision of the sexual question, or better dump her ass.

>> No.5663097

>>5663074
Why are hung up on the Bible? If she's keeping her virginity then it's because her Christian faith and dogma requires it, not because she read something in a book.

>> No.5663108

>>5663092

>thinking sexual compatibility supersedes all other criteria for compatibility

Just don't be mad when your wife of 25 years leaves you because you had to have a penectomy to save your life.

>> No.5663109

>>5663087
>>5663092
she's pretty on-edge about her faith already

I'm not trying to de-convert her, just show her that oral sex isn't any more allowed in the bible than intercourse.

Since we've done oral, she's already sinned, so may as well go all the way.

>> No.5663115

>>5663097
Forget the bible. Read the second sentence in the post you replied to.

>> No.5663118

>>5663108
Except this doesn't seem to be his wife of 37 years, but rather a new conquest of his.

>> No.5663120

>>5663109
Is she Catholic? She can just go to Confession.

If she's Protestant you're probably out of luck.

>> No.5663124

>>5663120
yeah she's protestant

>> No.5663125

>>5663031
Make her listen to Catholic Girls by Frank Zappa

>> No.5663127

>>5663115
Christianity does not accept sex before marriage, end of story, nothing else to discuss here.

>> No.5663128

>>5663124
What KIND of Protestant? I'm curious.

>> No.5663129

>>5663128
Foursquare

>> No.5663138

>>5663127
Christianity is defined by the people who follow it. Some Christians are more flexible in how they follow the teachings of jesus. I'd like to show her that her virginity isn't as important as she's been led to believe.

>> No.5663156

>>5663031
The God Delusion

>> No.5663160

>>5663138
Listen OP you seem to be misguided. If she wants sex, she will have sex. It's as simple as that. Even if she's a believer, it will happen because that's what normal human beings do.

The best idea, in my opinion would be to wait until SHE decided to have sex, which could come with an evoluting intimacy.

>> No.5663162 [DELETED] 

Fucking rape her, faggot


Z

>> No.5663165

Read her this:

Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, Lady, were no crime
We would sit down and think which way
To walk and pass our long love's day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow;
A hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, Lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear
Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust:
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may,
And now, like amorous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour
Than languish in his slow-chapt power.
Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.

>> No.5663175

>>5663031
You do realize you're basically intentionally trying to get your girlfriend to feel like shit in order cum? It's a long process moving away from strict sexual mores. She'll feel bad about it even if she de-converts. It takes years to move away from this stuff.

>>5663109
You don't understand Protestantism at all. If you repent your sins you're forgiven. Doing them again or doing worst means you haven't repented.

>> No.5663191

>>5663175
But she continues give/receive oral anyway. Why not feel bad about that and stop or just have intercourse?

>> No.5663209

>>5663191
I do admit that if she's blowing you she's technically already having sex. It's called oral sex for a reason. So at this point she's lying to herself.

But you've got to make her realize that gently. So no, DON'T SHOW HER AUGUSTINE. She might kill herself. Augustine is fucking Very Hard Mode for people trying to live a Christian life. Show her... uh... Basil the Great.

>> No.5663231

>>5663031
Spinoza's Tractatus Theologico-Politicus

>> No.5663233

I'm a little disgusted, OP, but I think the book you're looking for is Leaves of Grass. Have her read from the 1867 edition at the latest.

>> No.5663261

>>5663031
>this girl whose a Virgin
>whose a virgin
How about a book on grammar?

>> No.5663279

>>5663031
I once watched a porno that had this situation. The girl was young and shy and said she is religious so she can't lose her virginity before marriage. So the guy using the Socratic method begins to analyze what she means by "virginity", and discovers that she means "penis goes into vagina", so he tells her that if she puts his cock in her mouth, that will not be breaking her chastity. Reluctant at first, eventually she begins sucking his big cock. Of course after a while he gets bored and wants more, so he explains to her that she has another hole, and that hole was put there by God especially for this, so that couples can have fun even before marriage, without breaking the code of chastity. She sounds convinced and he puts his massive cock into her tiny ass. She moans.

>> No.5663294

>>5663279
Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus.

>> No.5663320

>>5663279
I don't believe you. We're going to need a source for proof.

>> No.5663330

>>5663320
I saw it 10 years ago
Dunno where to find it now

>> No.5663682

Vaal it

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>>5663129
>pentecostal

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>>5663279
>So the guy using the Socratic method begins to analyze what she means by "virginity"

>> No.5664533

This thread is so pathetic
OP just accept you fail at relationships and hire a hooker

How desperate do you have to be to try to find some manual to point at and say to a girl LOOK SEE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME A HANDJO

Just find a girl that won't mind it and take it from there

>> No.5664568

>>5663952
Is she really Pentecostal, OP? Is she a snake handler, self-exorcist type? If so, she might be better off as an atheist, and this is coming from another Christian. Go ahead and convince her to fuck you.

>> No.5664571

>>5663031
OP, you won't find anything that will make her think premarital sex is ok if she really does believe this. if you want to have sex without marriage find someone who is ok with it.

>> No.5664676

>>5663031
You're such a retarded cunt.

>> No.5664685

>>5663031
Chloroform