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>tfw 1200 word argument paper due tomorrow
>tfw don't even have a topic

>> No.5648289

Abortion

The necessity of the circus

>> No.5648309

Argue in favor of drone strikes as a means of furthering US foreign policy. Or tell us some of your interests so we can help you, you fucking faggot.

>> No.5648326

>>5648309
That's not how shit posting works

>> No.5648330

>>5648279
Write a paper about how torture in GITMO is necessary for the safety of the American people.

>> No.5648341

>50,000 word novel due in 2 hours
>tfw haven't even come up with a title

>> No.5648346

>>5648330
Because of a weird and uninteresting set of circumstances I did my English minor backwards and took the easiest writing class my final semester of senior year. I did a presentation on why Gitmo sucks lel

>> No.5648499

>>5648341

>N as n approaches infinity word essay due in m as m approaches zero seconds, what do I write about?

>> No.5648521

>250 word essay
>due tomorrow
How screwed am I?

>> No.5648559
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5648559

>>5648521
You're fucked. Only one way to get through this situation with your honor intact.

>> No.5648578

>>5648279
Easy.

Why the professor is gay.

Don't even have to research this one, just type again. Welcome.

>> No.5648604

>>5648279
>1200 words

that's like 4 pages you lazy, retarded undergrad faggot

>> No.5648665

2500 word lab report, 4 quizzes and a bollocking from my girlfriend all due in by Friday.
How fucked am i?

>> No.5648767

>>5648279
>2500 word essay due friday
>another 1500 word essay due the same day
>already finished both
Jesus christ now I have free time and nobody has dictated what I should fil it with. Do me a solid /lit/...

>> No.5648771

>>5648767
Read Botchan - Natsume Sōseki

>> No.5648774

>1200 words

How's middle school going, OP?

>> No.5648789

>>5648771
First page looks interesting already, thanks.

>> No.5648804

>>5648789
You are in for an amazing read. Enjoy!

>> No.5648821

Op if you can't bullshit and edit 1000 or so words into a B paper in under 3 hours you don't don't belong here.

>> No.5649771

>2000 word paper due on friday
>peer editing tomorrow
>haven't begun

>> No.5649803

>tfw 1200word report with interview due in on friday
>tfw haven't interviewed anyone
>tfw haven't started writing

>tfw 350word interview article due in tomorrow

>> No.5649816

>>5649803
You can interview me, I'm pretty interesting.

>> No.5649820

>>5649816
are you a professional journalist/political analyst?

>> No.5649833

>>5649820

We can pretend to be here on /lit/

>> No.5649849

>>5649833
i dont think that thats gonna work, thanks nonetheless
nice dubs

>> No.5649856

Im glad you thought making a le feel frog thread was the answer to your problems

>> No.5649863

>>5649820
I dedicate a lot of time to those two things and I'm being payed by the state to keep doing the same I'm doing right now. I don't know how technical you want to get

>> No.5649890

>>5649863
>I dedicate a lot of time to those two things and I'm being payed by the state to keep doing the same I'm doing right now.
what do you mean by that

>> No.5649912

>>5649890
He shitposts on /pol/ while being a welfare babby

>> No.5649914

>>5648521
>only 250 words
i could do that in 30 mins faglord

>> No.5649919

>>5649890
That I am a NEET that spend all his day complaining about politics on line.

>> No.5649931

>>5648279

>tfw 12 page research paper due tomorrow
>tfw want to write at minimum 15 pages
>tfw have the introduction, the opposition
>tfw struggling to start on the first real paragraph

As previously stated, there is no argument that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble endeavor. To climb the ranks of scholarly achievement is no small accomplishment. Despite the hard work required to earn a bachelor’s degree, the amount of debt accrued over the period of study is too high. According to studentloanjustice.org, the shared debt among students has surpassed 1 trillion dollars as of 2014.

where do I go from here. I feel like it is so lackluster. I don't feel proud.


Do you have any topics you are passionate about OP?

>> No.5649940

>>5648559


As the latins would say: cummit sudoken

>> No.5649949

>>5649931

I just want a better way of saying "the debt is too high"

There was a black politician notorious for a speech in which he said, in plain language, that "the rent is too damn high."

It sounds too similar.

>> No.5650388

Who raw talent here ?
Who capable of 1000 journalistic words in 1 hour here?
Anyone else a god?.

>> No.5650450

>>5649863

Pretty sure you're neither a journalist or an analyst if you misspell the word "paid"

>> No.5650455

What the fuck, OP?

I panic when I have a paper due in two weeks. Not sure how some people can just wait until the night before.

>> No.5650521

>>5648279
>tfw 600 word essay due in 4 hours
it's ogre 4 me

>> No.5651894

>>5650388
try 1000 in 30 minutes, m80

>> No.5651987

>>5648279
On why psychedelics should be legal

>> No.5652069

>>5650521
If you cant write 2.5 words in 1 minute then you probably shouldnt live

>> No.5652272

>>5648279

>tfw 200 word essay for friday
>can't stop shitposting on /lit/

halp

>> No.5652341

>>5648499
limits

>> No.5653428

>>5650388
Nigga i can do that, and I ain't nuffin special.

>> No.5653432

>>5652069
Usually a paper requires more than typing.

>> No.5655281

>tfw 5000 word portfolio due early next week

I've done so very little of it so far

>> No.5656093

>>5655281
For what?