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>> No.564120
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those are some nipples

>> No.564134

Author should have just put "She had a bangin' body"

>> No.564139

Already seen it. Shit.

>> No.564145

ADJECTIVES, ADJECTIVES EVERYWHERE

THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH ADJECTIVES

>> No.564150

What, exactly, does a gibbous moon smell like?

>> No.564156

I read it all... and I still don't know what she looks like...

>> No.564184

>>564156
She's made out of animals and boats and shit, dumbass.

>> No.564186

The author crammed a thesaurus up my ass just now.

>> No.564192
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Must have been tripping on some acid if that's what he saw.

>> No.564200

the fuck nigga?

>> No.564206
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>> No.564227

>>564114

"Bronwyn had just slipped the cloak from her shoulders when suddenly, metaphors, everywhere.

>> No.564247
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There's something like this in the Song of Songs in the Bible. Dude describing his beloved's hair like a herd of goats and what not. I see some things never change.

>> No.564249

Bronwyn slipped the transparent cloak from her shoulders, letting it pool around her ankles.

The bitch was fine as hell. She had rude titties, a fat booty, and lips that could suck dick for days straight. She shaved, too, which was rad as hell.

"Damn, girl," Spikenard observed. "You a fine-ass chica, lemme fly up in yo' dangerzone."

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>>564247

pussy-crazed

>> No.564264

I forgot the name of the book.

>> No.564272

>>564264

Silk and Steel, I believe.

>Forced to flee Tamlaght, Bronwyn finds refuge with her uncle, King Felix of Londeac. She continues to scheme ways to undo the villians who have all but ruined her homeland. She is amazed at the level of scientific and technological progress in Londeac, compared to her own country, where intellectual advancement is systematically stifled. She makes a new ally in the person of the director of a scientific academy: Professor Wittenoom. Treacherously betrayed, she flees Londeac in a hair-raising balloon/dirigible chase, only to fall into the hands of the faerie king, Spikenard. Later meeting a man she believes she is in love with, she is finally able to raise both an army and a navy, and leads an invasion of Tamlaght.

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>> No.564285

ITT:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE READING

>> No.564293

>>564114

Dude tries too hard. The kind of writer that thinks tonnes of metaphors and adjectives are the key to great literature. McCarthy with his minimalist style and missing punctuation proves that it isn't.

>> No.564297

>>564293

>McCarthy
>minimalist

no

>> No.564298

Someone post an artist's interpretation what she looks like.

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>>564285
yes, what are you reading?

this thread is now about what we are reading

pic related, it's 4chan

>> No.564453

What a rip off ... thats not her spine he is describing... thats my dick.

>> No.564472

If shit like this can get published than I'll have a book on the shelves in no time.

>> No.564488

>>564150

I was coming here to post the same question.

>> No.564495

>>564150
you would know what a gibbous moon smells like if you could paint with all the colors of the wind.

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>>564495

I lol'd

>> No.564521

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/bronwyn-silk-steel/10279335

>The tale as a whole is one that Robert Jordan might well have told at five times the length and with only one fifth of the wit and fun." --John Grant

Did... did he just use a burn from a reviewer to promote his book or am I being retarded and read it wrong?

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>>564298

>> No.564524

>>564523

dude, this is /lit/, that's disgusting

>> No.564528

>>564524
yeah, it really makes me hungry.

>> No.564529

fuck, I need to go to sleep now.

>> No.564531

>>564524
You must be new here! Welcome to 4chan!

>> No.564533

>>564523
yeah i can see the transparent cloak pooling around her ankles... and all the other shit the author wrote too

>> No.564535

>>564531
Not really, I just can't remember the last time I saw that kind of thing on /lit/

>> No.564540

>>564523

I can't see her dark birds in fresh snow eyes

>> No.564539

>>564535
Then you must not come on /lit/ much. Because it gets posted every couple of days.

>> No.564544

>>564539

I guess I'm on at the wrong times?

>> No.564547

>>564544
or the right ones.

>> No.564550

>>564547

Yea, I like the sound of that better

>> No.564551

>>564550
U mad?

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>>564551

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>>564552

>> No.564567
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>>564562

>> No.564587

>She, like, took off her clothes. She was pretty damn hot. She had all them animals n'shit all up in her body parts. Her tits were pretty awesome.
Two pages with that repeated overandoverandover.
Guuuhhh.

>> No.564942

Jesus christ, this isn't a woman, it's an Elder God.

>> No.565003

This would have succeeded in making me want to sleep with her if I had not imagined her as a fucking totem pole ever 3 words...

>> No.565231

>>564150
according to the NASA astronauts, it smells a bit like gunpowder residue. at least that was the prevailing smell in the lunar module.