/lit/ - Literature

You should drink an entire gallon of bleach.

>>5620389
>>be 24
>>>/b/

>>5620389
dubs will confirm fraud

If you can defend your use of such disgusting type, I'll be happy to give you my opinion.

I know, I know...pendant and what-not, but there's beauty in not typing like rabble.

can we get a taste of your genius, op?

He is the thesis statement:
'Autofellatio is the only legitimate goal of authentic human beings'

>>5620389
Maybe take your meds you schizophrenic.

Or just post your shit online. If it's as mind blowing as you think, you'll get noticed.

It's not though. You're just going through what all fourteen year olds go though, thinking you're the smartest man alive. Only you're in your twentys and really should know better.

>>5620404
i use so much grammatical and linguistic energy producing my great masterpiece that little is left for pleasantries

>>5620409
I do believe I'll get banned for this, but wouldn't you know...I have a sense of humor.

If dubs, I'll contain myself to lurking /lit/ until I spot a positive opinion of Ayn Rand.

If dubs OP is the greatest genius that ever lived

>>5620416
Hmm...have you sought increasing the amount of energy you can use?

I would assume you'd get better advice if you had spared the energy to distinguish yourself from the average tweet.

>>5620389
OP you sure seem like an intellectual, you are of course communicating through memetext on a chinese cartoon site

>>5620433
Sublime, frankly sublime.

You should slowly wind the metal wire of a spiral notebook up your urethra then jerk it out as quickly as possible.

you're literally autistic

>>5620457
A golden star for creativity...ma'am?

If so, Freud and myself both come to the conclusion that you need some dick. Not implying that you're a ham-beast or something like it, but your...diction...is telling of a great horniness.

>>5620389

>university press won't go near a speculative philosophical work anymore

oxford university press alone has a catalog of about 7000 such books. if your work is so great, get it published; it's not hard

http://global.oup.com/academic/category/arts-and-humanities/philosophy/;jsessionid=8A68AE65E2B87F177254B2DA068D9A8C?type=listing&cc=us&lang=en

>>5620389

tell us about your theories m8. i promise i won't steal your ideas.

>>5620483
>Anglo plz go

What's with these threads of people claiming to have had a brilliant idea they never specify? Is this a new meme?

The lizard people are keeping your truths from reaching the public. They can't let you change the world. The doctors say you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, but they're only around to hand out the lizard people's mind control pills.

>>5620500
Asking if something is a meme is sooo 2006.

>>5620389
>enter university
>enter prestigious graduate school in the appropriate field
>potentially conduct studies as graduate work/disseration
>use credentials/prestigious press connections to publish work

>be 24
>have radical theories

naw. at 24 you only think you do because you're too dense to know better.

>>5620433
His name will outlive the moon and the stars.

rent a propeller plane and leaflet from the heavens

>>5620479
torrent?

yo OP reads dis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

It really is very simple. You need to type up what you have in the form a manifesto, then proceed to kill yourself on the capitol steps with the manuscript on your person.

>>5620393
I would have been so disappointed if this wasn't the first reply, bless /lit/.

>>5620414
to be serious, you may be having a psychotic break or manic episode OP
congrats, stay safe!

OP you are halfway between graduating high school and being 30. Congrats.

Hows that "wife and kids and job" thing coming?

>>5620449
i actually laughed out loud

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Mha6_3CR9RzsW5FaJWINdT99T0u58orL4EmP-J1QNrM/edit

>tfw your 20-page philosophical essay is too Continental for /lit/

>>5620963
>You need permission
>Want in? Ask the owner for access, or switch to an account with permission

yeah right

>>5620975
I'm making a tumblr with the express purpose of posting the essay on it.

>>5620982
http://gwf-bagel.tumblr.com/

>>5620994
lol. all i can say m8. you write like a high schooler

>>5621017
Thanks

>>5621029
Is this thing ironic?

>>5621038
Almost entirely. It's partially a response to another, equally shit philosophical manifesto /lit/ collectively wrote sometime in the past two months.

>>5621046
Oh, that thing the people who missed out on contributing to the memebook shit out and no one read?

>>5621046
well thanks god. i read half of it and since i became aware of "the orgy of the will", i realized there is really no way telling what is ironic

>>5621051
Yeah, that's the one.

>>5621056
Irony is as irony does. I believe a lot of what I wrote in it, but I realize how immature the format is and don't particularly care about the ideas. I really did spend the last 2 years in a state of Cartesian doubt and it got to the point that I had to write something down.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-uXWQgt24VMY3F2cmpZN05mSU0/view?usp=sharing

>>5621064
the meta-irony is killing me

you are why everything sucks

>>5621069
I'm trying to break away from irony.
My poetry is more sincere than my philosophy.

>>5621073
post pls

>>5621075
This past spring I lived in a house with a few of my best friends after we nearly got kicked off campus at our university for being too rowdy. I wrote this on acid the last night I slept in that house.

Last Days In CanaanWe wandered in a desert
Of bureaucrats and billboards.
The light left us this year,
We few, diasporic sellswords

The music ceased to play,
And the wine refused to flow,
And the powers-that-be
Were laughing at me
And telling the band where to go.

A way was made in the desert
And a promised land was found.
Shepharded by our equal,
We were homeward bound.

Four months of pleasure,
Four months to treasure.
Memories of a golden time,
The product of a drunken Sublime,
A night in late November.

>>5620994

> obscure neo-liberal, post-9/11 universal capitalist, self-congratulating, masturbatory

Jesus, fuck off with the adjectives. And yeah, you write like you're fucking 17 and the smartest kid in the remedial English class.

>>5621091
Eh. Not good. But at least it's not obscurantist postmodern trash. You're gonna make it bro

>>5621091
your poetry is better than your philosophy, which, please, do not take as an encouragement to do more of either

>>5621121
I don't think I'm even trying to make it. I just shitpost here.

>>5621130
The shitpost is actually the exemplary mode of irony. It is the distillation of everything wrong with irony qua aesthetic.

post your theories, theyre most likely wrong.

>>5620994
10/10, loled hard. You portrayed the "highschooler-trying-really-hard-to-be-smart" very well.

>>5620449
>j-japanese. get it right pl-plob. i mean pleb!