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5558535 No.5558535 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw can't write on cue

>> No.5558694

>>5558535
> be me, 18
> writing major
> first week of class
> bangin' this girl
> she texts me
> "ur a writer; write a poem about me"
> mfw

>> No.5558705

>>5558694
just reply "is that a joke?" and thats problem solved

>> No.5558711

>>5558705
what if she said no

>> No.5558712

>>5558694
roses r red
violents are blue
stfu
ill make u eat my poo

>> No.5558715

>>5558694
> "I am going to need some inspiration, can you come over and suck my dick?"

>> No.5558717

>>5558711
reply with just "lol" followed by some syringe emoticons

>> No.5558728

>>5558535
Yes you can. You can't write quality on cue.

>> No.5558752

>>5558717
>mfw no iphone

>> No.5558869

>>5558694
shoulda gone Joyce on that

>> No.5558945
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5558945

>30-45 minute essays

>> No.5559078
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5559078

>>5558945
>10
>MINUTES
>REMAINING

>> No.5559093

>tfw can only write on cue.

>> No.5559224

>>5558694
>writing major
>bangin' this girl

I don't think so

>> No.5559263

>>5558535
>write 7000 words one day out of nowhere
>can't write for shit for the next two weeks but can edit
>rinse and repeat

anyone else feel me