/lit/ - Literature

No.

Nobody does this.

Only you.

>>5538358
>reading Metamorphosis
>book starts with main character waking up
>I woke up several hours ago
>stop reading and go to sleep

>read book

>main character dies

>have to stop reading and suicide before I start reading again so I can get the immersion of death

anybody else do this?

>>5538460
Yes

>>5538460
Kek

>read book

>main character masturbates

>have to stop reading and jack off so I can get the immersion of masturbating

>have to jell at parents pleading to not to ruin my immersion when they walk in and call me a sick fuck

anybody else do this?

>>5538358
That is really, really autistic. I approve.

>>5538358
>read book
>main character gets laid
>have to stop reading until I get laid

And I never touched the book again.

>>5538494
ha

A couple of months ago I read Miramar, which has various parts of the book told from the perspectives of different characters. I had to take hour-long breaks in between to get myself fully out of the mindset of one character and into the next.

>>5538483

Not exactly, but Gravity's Rainbow turned me on many times. Had to masturbate to drop my urges and focus onthe book

>>5538487
save it. it's all your friend! :^)

>read book

>main character is homosexual

>have to stop reading and get anally penetrated before I start reading again so I can get the immersion of homosexuality

anybody else do this?

>read book

>main character kills their disabled child

>have to stop reading and drive to the special needs school and kill and downy for immersion

anybody else do this?

>read book

>main character reads a book about someone reading a book

I AM TRAPPED FOREVER PLEASE HELP

>read /lit/

>anon shitposts

>have to go shit on a post for immersion

>read book
>main character joins the army

whelp, time to enlist, wish me luck

>read book

>main character browses the internet

>have to stop reading and browse 4chan before I start reading again so I can get the immersion of surfing the web

anybody else do this?

>read book

>main character fights a dragon

>have to stop reading and take drugs for immersion

anybody else do this?

>read book

>character eats banana

I really really really like this book

>>5538460
Kek

>>5538612
>character eats banana
Fucking dropped. I hate bananas.

>read book

>main character takes out the trash

>>5538612
Save it. It's all yours my friend :)

>>5538641
dont b racist to banans bruv

>>5538612
>not pirate's famous banana smoothies

I'm struggling to adjust to the difference in time spans between the diegesis and my own concept of time.

Now I can only read plays

Anyone else struggling with this?

>read book

>main character rapes his sister, phoebe

>have to stop reading and impregnate my mother until she has a daughter, name her phoebe, and raise her to the age of nine and rape her before I can start reading again so I can get the immersion of raping my sister, phoebe

>read book

>main character is a janitor

>have to stop reading and moderate a taiwanese imageboard before I start reading again so I can get the immersion of doing it for free

anybody else do this?

>>5538820

fuck me that's a delicious meme if i've ever seen one

>read book

>main character is a big guy

>have to stop and crash this plane so I can get the immersion of a big guy

FOR YOU