/lit/ - Literature

>>5531699
This is OP: I'm beta as fuck, so, /lit/ would you provide me with moral support and join me in dissing people behind our screens?

>>5531705
do you talk to girls in your classes?

awful dude. Just awful.

young straight white dudes are the scariest thing

>girls
dropped

>>5531699
sounds like you can't take the banter mate.

>>5532106
why has everyone in the uk started using 'banter' a lot more often?

I generally like to play this game where I fuck my way through the decent ones playing coy with the best looking one before finally fucking her.

>>5532117
>posts on /lit/
>makes this post

>>5532155
Yeah, my psychology teacher (a hot chick who I probably could've banged too) used say I was unconventional too. I trolled the living daylights out of that whole class lol

>>5532174
>unconventional

>haha, I'm like, so random XD

>>5532113
What is The Inbetweeners 2?

>>5532180
I'm more 'nigga with a library card' random than XD smiley face random, actually.

>>5532192
No one gives a flying fuck you egotistical cunt.

>>5532202
You do, though. Petty attempts at trying to control your surroundings, then the person - you should probably do a bit of reading on psychology.

>>5532113
banter has been popular for about 10 years

>>5532206
>psychology

kek

Imagine getting really mad with the internet because a guy on there said he had sex, lol.

>>5532225
Also, I just realised - "a flying fuck" as opposed to "a fuck"? Someone trying to distance themselves from their frustration over being a virgin methinks lol. Word dissociation, it's very interesting.

Fuck am I an artist...

>>5532317

Either your a bad troll or an idiot. Either way shut-up.

>>5532335
I'm a genius troll, actually, friend, and go fuck yourself - maybe that's some consolation? lol

It really depends if I can stand them.

>>5532335
>>5532202
>>5532180
>>5532155

For an example of word dissociation, ask someone to name something that has nothing to do with "food": they'll first think "water," then "water-ski" or "waterfall" and probably go with one of those two. See, poor anon, it's very clearly to me you're trying to hide something :3

>>5532356
lol

>>5532363
Just shut up you cretin, I told you no one fucking cares in the first place yet here you still are yapping and filling up our board with pointless shitposting.

>>5532383
It's okay, anon. Some girl will probably have sex with you someday.

Word dissociation is fascinatingly relevant to writing though - if you can't pull your head out of your arse to see that, you're hopeless. It comes into play just when we're moving through words in general too. And that's why rhyme is so pleasing, because it traverses easy paths of communication.

>>5532395
And that's why rap songs are incredibly easy to learn too, if any of you have noticed it.

>>5532401
Do you have examples?

>>5531699
There's literally only girls except me in my group at the university. I haven't smashed any though

>>5532406
Of rap songs being easy to learn? Uh... Yes? lol

Oh, and what I'm talking about also ties into that mnemonic of linking thinks by images combining them (if any of you know that), because it's just how memory works, for words and, well, anything - memory is a web. And then if you want to be more eloquent in speech, you should practice reaching for certain words distanced from each other within that web.

>>5532419
There. I trolled, but I also expounded on some cool and esoteric things in the process, so I'm a nice guy.

>>5532419
Can you share those examples, then? I though it was implied that I was interested in seeing the comparison.

>>5532419
>linking thinks
And that mistake is exactly what I'm talking about.

"linking" -> "think," because of the similarity between the words; which was then supposed to create the link to "things," but I was sloppy.

>>5532429
Will this do you? >>5532435
Rap songs are just easy to learn because all the words are very closely related, dude. It's just a fact. They all are easy to learn.

>>5531705
OP just got owned into the stratosphere