/lit/ - Literature

>>5527187
Because the alarm goes off

because circadian rhythm

>>5527196
This, I guess.

To get a cup of coffee and browse the internet

So that I can jack off.

>tfw i actually read every morning because that's usually when i shit

>>5527187
to check my torrents

>>5527218
Spongebob was on some real shit

>>5527451
Downloading stuff is remarkably addicting.

>>5527458
>on some real shit
I'm glad this way of talking is acceptable on a literature board.

Why not?

Nothing besides obligation and the idea that more things can kill me outside of bed than in it.

>>5527473

>not having a seedbox

Clearly not a real addict

>>5527187
I don't know, Oliver. I don't know.

I try to wake up fairly early so I can pretend I'm being productive so my parents don't go full passive aggressive about me not having a full time job yet.

>>5527187
The early morning is my favorite time of day

>>5527218
How does reading on the toilet work anyway? Do you read while the shit is coming out of your ass, or do you read after the shit but before you wipe? The former doesn't make much sense because the actual process of shitting takes a minute or two. The latter though is quite disgusting, since while you read, any remaining essence of shit is simply drying and caking to the outside of your anus. You gotta get in there with a pre-moistened toddler wipe asap after the shit comes out, so there's really no time for reading. The only other alternative would be to read after cleaning your ass, but at that point why not just get off the toilet and read in a chair?

Honestly? I really try not to wake up.

>>5527187
honestly, for no more reason than the idea that my life experience is unique and individual. that even if im indifferent towards the human experience (and even exhausted with it) i feel almost obligated to see it through. while i welcome a closing, i dont pursue it. humans are interesting creatures, theres a wealth of intelligence to become familiar with, and good times Do come (even if scarcely). i wake up because its the next step after sleep. theres liberation in being emotionally detached from your position & (reluctantly) accepting of the doldrums of daily automaton.

>>5527187
because I have a job and I have to go to it
>>5527531
read before turd, during turd, and for a little bit of time after turd as well. there's nothing like scanning a particularly erotic passage of Lolita just as the thick brown cigar I'm rolling presses gloriously against my prostate

>>5527187
Because although I'm a failed individual who has failed everybody and my life is really not going well at the moment, I have faith in God and I believe He has a plan for me. Every morning I am thankful for the coffee and the breakfast and I ask God to please make me more hardworking and keep me away from distraction so that I can make enough money to feed my family.

>>5527614
>god

Life sucks at this point of my life-- I'm only 20. Tell me that it'll get better.

>>5527655
It won't get better but you'll get used to it being so bad.

>>5527614

Desperate.

>>5527667
How old are you?

Heaven.

>>5527614

>mfw this is the reality of 90% of human race

>>5527672
31

>>5527678
>>5527669
>>5527638
I've studied Nietzsche, Heidegger, Hegel, Kant, what have you. I've been through an atheist phase. I've even been through a Buddhist phase (traveled to Japan to stay in a monastery even...)

It's not that I came to Jesus Christ without immense doubt. Doubt is always there; it's an inherent moment of faith itself. But heed my words: whatever you read in this life, whatever you study, whatever experiences you go through (and I've done LSD and many other drugs)... you will not overcome the Cross.

The Cross will continue to question your life.

>>5527681
What kinda job do you have?

Or are you a NEET master race?

because I gots places to see and peoples to do. you'll get over it once you get a full time jerb.

>>5527750
regular office job (accounting).

>>5527747
I don't even need to overcome it. It has never questioned my life. I've just never seen any real reason to believe in something like a god. I've never felt like there had to be something bigger than the physical world.

i am literally unable to sleep 24 hours a day
i have tried

>>5527187
>Why do you wake up in the mornings?
loud noises!
no, seriously, because you can't actually choose to stay asleep.

>>5527766
I'm an Econ and math faggot.

Why not go to grad school or something?

What would you have done differently?

>>5527813
God is not a something.

>>5527187
To see these retarded threads and laugh my ass off at them.

Go truneet or just off yourself.

>>5527747
>adoring a cross and stating that it questions
lol

>>5527205
>not jacking off in bed and having another nap afterwards

>>5527187
Since I can't sleep more than 10 hours.

>>5527655
It did get better for me.

>>5527876
What is god?

>>5527940
A concept.

To have interesting conversations.

To have the chance to make someones day better than it would have been in my absence.

To practice LoL.

There's my reasons. I'm some sort of awful person.

>>5527940
the realest nigga

>>5527976
He's Arab.
So that'd make him a Sand Nigger.

>>5527992
1. Preach vehemently.
2. Do one or two good things and fuck up everything else.
3. ???
4. PROPHET!

>>5527962
By which we measure our pain

>>5528033
He's a big guy.

>>5528010
Nice pun.

> it's not a pun
But what is it called again?

>>5528033
That is a parametre.

>>5527187
I wake up around noon because I am NEET master race. Which is also why I get out of bed, I get to do fun things all day.

To go to class on the weekdays or to go study on the weekends