/lit/ - Literature

>>5513505
I won't argue with this.

Sade

>>5513505
Out of the old ones it's definately Augustine.

>not camus

>>5513613
>>5513598

it seems that french philosophers fuck the most. even cioran got tons of hipster pussy.

>>5513637
acutally never mind cioran was romanin or some shit, but still, most german philosphers were most likely on the autism spectrum and severly undersexed

>>5513637
>relevant_existential_comic.jpeg

>>5513643
What made Heidegger so unique?

>>5513505
Not the most, but Benjamin was clearly getting a lot.

>>5513652
he was a Nazi?

When he wasn't writing about Zen he was fucking bitches.

>>5513662
national socialist isnt nazi

>>5513662
So was Nietzsche, didn't do him any good.

>>5513676
>Nietzsche
>Nazi
lmao

>>5513688
He used the word "untermensch", which was coined by Nazis

>>5513673
yes it is? the actul national socialists used that word themselves.

>>5513690

:^)

>>5513690
Not that guy, but if he used it, it wasn't coined by the nazis.

>>5513505
>you will never have sex

Besides the maymay can anyone guess how much this man used to fuck?

He just has that face of sexual abundance.

>>5513505
Sartre and Socrates were the ugliest philosophers in history AFAIK. Sartre lived a degenerate lifestyle. I'm not going to count degenerates.

It is reported that Aristotle was very attractive and that he always followed the newest fashion trends (no kidding). So he reportedly got loads of poon tang.

>>5513798
>I'm not going to count degenerates
what a cop-out, degenerates have the most sex.

>>5513802
Not a cop-out. Sartre probably had women shit and piss on him. He was a pervert and a degenerate.

"Sex" means normal healthy sex, not perverse acts, sodomy, etc. OP asked about sex not fetishism.

>>5513798
Socretes had a wife he treated with mild neglect at best but apparently he denied the offer to buttfuck one of the most attractive and powerful man of the polis

>>5513810

>Sex means normal healthy sex
[citation needed]

>>5513817
He was a fag. Pre-Christian philosophy is a disgrace.

>>5513826
>implying there's any dichotomy between pre-christian and post-christian philosophy
>being this brainwashed

>>5513798
I always knew Aristotle got tons of poonani, mah nigga.

>>5513505
>this entire thread

>>5513673
nazi is a shortened name of Nationalsozialismus you fucking twat

>>5513637
Camus was just sexy as fuck

Aquinas, Kant, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Schopenhaus, Wittgenstein

>>5515427
>ignoramus detected

>>5515442
>didn't get the joke

they all died as virgins

>>5513690
It wasn't in the same context and it was only once. You should probably kill yourself

"As a matter of fact, even Nietzsche himself used "Untermensch" at least once in contrast to "Übermensch" in Die fröhliche Wissenschaft (1882); however, he did so in reference to semi-human creatures in mythology, naming them alongside dwarves, fairies, centaurs and so on."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untermensch

>>5515427
without info i woulda guessed Wittgenstein got some serious pseudo-smart yet ambitious pussy, ya know? just look at him.

>>5515487
He had autism. Not the 4chan kind of buzzword autism but real autism.

>>5515491
Surely not severe as didn't he write a philosophical book out of nothing but jokes?

>>5515514
His book was pedantically dissecting jokes (or language in general) because in his autism he didn't understand them intuitively.

>>5513810
oh shit :D the midwest is here :DD

>>5513505
lord byron.

Henry miller .. i dont know if he got lots of pussy but at least he fucked Marilin Monroe.

>>5515514
No, but he is accredited to have said that on his deathbed.
>>5515516
Wittgenstein wasn't as autistic as logical positivist interpretations make him out to be. Read Investigations.

>>5515523
~That was a post straight outa the bible belt :)

>>5515382
>Implying nazism and natsocialism are the same in any way but nominally

>>5515524
that was arthur miller bruh

>>5513690
>>5515477

This, kill yourself pls. You are the most stupid tripfag I've seen. I'm using a superlative it is that bad.

>>5515465
source on that ? Kant was apparently a party animal, so you can doubt that.

>>5515524
Those aren't philosophers.

>>5515561
nazism IS national socialism you idiot

>>5515524
>Byron
>philosopher

He definitely got plenty of pussy, though. Young boys too. And his sister. Dude was a machine.

>>5515626
ok.
>>5515587
I guess you are right.

UM perhaps Spinoza got some pussy? IDK

>>5515643
>implying people in modern times who are nationalist-socialist are nazis

why is your mode of thinking so outdated anon?

Schopenhauer got around quite a bit.

>>5513798
Know one can possibly know how ugly Socrates was, it's easily possible there were several uglier philosophers.

>>5516152
National Socialist = Nazi. If you seriously think there's a difference, then explain yourself.

>>5513505
Camus.

>>5513637
I'm a straight man and I would fuck Camus.

Sam Harris

>>5516561
what a surprise. straight men have shit taste

>>5516190
Paying prostitutes doesn't count.

>>5516567
Even on an anonymous image board I can tell you're a bitter gay.

>>5516567
Bug chasing faggot

>>5516567
I'm gay and would fuck Camus.

>>5513660
>jew dick
No.