/lit/ - Literature

>>5499556
24, male, interests: books, anime, manga, brunettes, feeding my ego

>POST LOCATION
Apparently /soc/, I'm sorry I thought I was on /lit/ I'll be going now

26, male, virgin looking for a qt /lit/ girl to let me put my penis into. I don't really want to talk, though. I don't like talking to people.

>>5499638
>276
>18
>Books, qt 22/7s, cuddling

Why can't we just have a penpal thread?

Unemployed spergs meeting up yeah ok sign me up

>>5499657
>Why don't people just post their addresses on 4chan

Welp fuck it back to the book

>>5499662
This isn't /r9k/. Liking literature doesn't make you autistic or a NEET. I imagine it's more likely going to be a lot of university students.

>>5499668
Email penpals, you silly.

>>5499657
good idea, please set one up.

>>5499668
So, any argentinians lurking today? There's always like a couple of us.

>>5499689
/lit/ doesn\t discriminate on nationality

Any South Africans here?

>>5499711
They were all necklaced by you, Mkembe remember?

Turin, Italy

23, Male, I'm here for three months to get away from NYC and work on my writing.

Slavic posters are without a doubt the biggest shitposters on the board. I'm fundamentally convinced of this. There's just something about their constitution and history that makes them try just a little too hard for their own good when it comes to imageboard culture.

>>5499648
Lel

>>5499648
>you will never be a qt c/lit/ and meet a bunch of guys from these threads and be a total slut
;_;

>>5499685
did so >>5499751

>>5499737
1. You're not the original D&E
2. Where's stan?
3. Stan is of albanian extraction
4. I know that's not slav
5. Catchment area falls into your arbitrary delineation though, doesn't it?

Southwestern Indiana
15
Male
weird fiction, homebrew /tg/, philosophy, world domination, devil's advocacy, etc.

>>5499798
>tip

>>5499798
>15
B&

>>5499815
cunt

>>5499815
Being an asshole is a great way to make new friends.

>>5499835
Please do not stand up for others online. I posted that and recognize that I am a fedora tier asshole, and that the fedora meme is both witty and fulfilling.

>>5499835
I can almost see you tipping furiously in your mother's basement, you tripfag fedora

>>5499864

>>5499849
I fail to understand you people.
>standing up for online peeps
yes, sorry

pls b in syndey, i'm not even that well read I would just like a friend

:(

>>5499849

Witty and fulfilling? How so? Really??

>>5499873
Yeah like that, except about 10x more fedora

>>5499885
This website is all about self-deprecation to hide our lack of social skills. I do not own a fedora, am not an atheist, and judge people by anything but their intelligence, yet I will still make fun of myself for those qualities.

Victoria, BC

Male, early twenties

Music, anime, literature, the outdoors

19
Grrrl
Arizona

fav philosophy
Hannah Arendt, Heidegger, Sartre, Heraclitus, La Mettrie, de Sade, Foucault

fav literature
Henry James, Willa Cather, Chaucer, Breton, Shakespeare

other interests
walks, runs, ice cream, pottery, bird watching, stargazing, classical music

>>5499911
You truly fit this board perfectly.

>>5499911
How the fuck is ice cream a hobby? How many hours per week do you dedicate to eating ice cream?

>>5499911
:3

>>5499911
You sound fat and at the very least extremely unpleasant.

>>5499920
she must lick it like a lollipop

>>5499928
Yes, favorite hobbies include walking and running, and she's fat.

>>5499911
>ice cream
Eh?

>>5499909
>anime
>the outdoors

>>5499920
>>5499928
>>5499929

wow. well this the last time I look into meeting up with people from 4chan. have a good life, guys

>>5499941
anime isn't much different to watching something "normal" like Tv , you know

>>5499689
Brazilian here, we can be greatest allies today :3

>>5499933
It's like you've never spoken to a woman in your life

>>5499920
it doesn't matter how many hours you are actually licking ice cream, it matters how many hours you are dreaming about it
you know those who skydive don't do it for many hours too

>>5499947
it was just a joke, relax. the other were just insecure too.

>>5499950
lol don't talk to me nerd

>>5499954
When I speak to women I act exactly the same as when I speak to men.

>>5499958
i don't know how to even remove the back cover of my my computer, that title doesn't fit in the least i assure you

>>5499970
>back cover of my my computer
YAAAWN come back when you've stopped speaking ur nerd mumbo jumbo LMAO

Watching anime does not make one a nerd, though I for some reason can never make myself enjoy even the most highly acclaimed examples of the art form.

>>5499963
That is not relevant in any way to the discussion at hand, you ridiculous whiteknight virgin idiot.

19, Agender, Illinois
I like experimental music and radical philosophy
Anime is my guilty pleasure
I'm good at computers, which is something I don't take much pride in anymore
pic related, my favorite book of all time

>>5499963
>>5499978
*tip
>>5499873

>>5499981
>Projecting

>>5499978
>Watching Anime
>Not reading superior Visual Novel

Plebs.

US 19/f/gets
>>5499999

>>5499991
I haven't read any graphic novels, though I do read Gunnerkrigg Court which has been published in that format.

>>5499556
ALPHA CENTAURI

126, Ӝ̵̨̄, EGGS AND SOCKS

>Meetup stories
I've just returned from a my latest foraging mission, but despite my leaving so many clues, she hasn't taken the bait. No sign of her anywhere.
>*Cries*

>>5499989
>Being THIS MUCH of a predictable retard

Ansolutely pathetic. This is your life. Great job.

>>5500000
Checked

>>5499987
Jump. Of. Off. A. Cliff.

>>5500008
>Continued projecting

>>5499798
Is there ANY 15 year old who doesn't think the "world domination" thing on their list of hobbies is really witty? I see this shit everywhere and always have. It's not funny

tatami Galaxy
Flcl
Neon genesis evangelion
texhnolyze
boogiepop phantom
legend of the galactic heroes

how many of these have yyuou tried?

Looking for boiipussy, im 83.

>>5499978
>>5500027
and princess tutu

>>5500037
ayy bb

>>5500037
You rich?

>>5499556

>23
>grill
>single
>tolsoy, greg egan, karl pilkington, CJ Cherryh, Jacques prevert, michel huoulebecq, anne leckie

meet, smoke , fuck, fight?

>height 5'2"
>weight 102
>size 2
>34B-24-35

fucking come at me

Greater Chicago area

>>5499556
ive barely read more than a hundred books will /lit/ anon pen pals accept me??

>>5500066
>women swearing
Lmao

>>5500066
I'd fuck you but again I'm pretty much a dog.

25
Male
Philosophy and music(classical)
NYC

>>5500066
how small are you?

>>5499952
I don't know. Your dictatorship never lent a hand to our great emperor Perón, why would I trust you?

>>5500070
just one of da boiz xD

>>5500074
as long as you not heavy , then there's no problem.

>>5500091
Are you black or just from Chicago?

>>5500068
No.

>>5500076

measurements in post what else do you want?

>>5500090
>>5500070
>>5500074

>le ironic misogyny

real cool guys I bet you have girls lining up to go with you to the movies

>>5500095
White South African, actually.

>>5500066
dream girl pls

>>5500101
>you don't get laid because you criticised me xDDDD
lol

Looking for sexy time (cute women only):

My name is David Erdman.

101 North 6th St
Allentown, PA 18101
61O-82O-65OO (phone)

If you live near me, give me a call and we'll make an arrangement.

>>5500104
>>5500091

this isn't me, I'm white not african or black

>>5499999
Damn.

>>5500108

lel you mean, you are critisizing me because you don't get laid?

>>5500066
I envy you so fucking much, I wish I was a petite and submissive slut.

20
M
Young Hegel, old Wittgenstein, Žižek, Paul Thomas Anderson movies, physics and photonics, Brahms, Animal Collective, Tame Impala, banana smoothies, writing bad poetry, curating my website (pizzabagel.eu), meeting strange people, board games, South African food, laying on the floor gazing at my washing machine, adventures, exploring cities, learning languages, foreign policy news, walking at night, classical guitar, nutella, Camus, Kafka, Capote.
Currently travelling between Prague and Glasgow

previous experience - tybax perved on me in the mitchell library

>>5500066
I live in Milwaukee and have many friends in Chicago. I also like to get high and have sex. Where u @

>>5500111
Rascist.

>>5500119
No

>>5500066
Come to NYC. You can stay at my place for the weekend no problem.

>>5500019
Yet I have plans. First I translate Illuminist texts into English to gain acclaim, next I write books on political philosophy to gain even more acclaim, then I join the Free Democratic Party and move up the ranks to a high position, finally I move it to the US and begin the real fun.

>>5500095
Yeah I'm Jewish though. Hope you're not weird about that?

>>5500101
I hate how now after the picture show I have to take the girl straight home because bullies like to hang out at the ice cream parlor and steal my dates.

>>5500120
Don't say slut, it is used to make women feel ashamed of there sexuality and stuff.

>>5500066
I'm getting so horny thinking about being a slut and getting my brains fucked out of me in a gangbang

>>5500136
Congrats it looks like you have it all figured out. You've just won my respect and my asshole for your use.

>>5499894
Inner West?

>>5500001
Homo life is hard life.

Ina sort of /co/ meet up it was just the two of us, I ended up in the guy's house, but nothing could had happened.

>>5500106

>le subtle misogyny

lol you do realize most women have non mainstream tastes and enjoy reading and literature right?

>>5500146
Doesn't matter to me. I'll fuck for sure.

>>5500153
oh baby, you're making me wet, already!
how do you feel if we add a little leather into the mix, hm?

>>5500156
How much of this is sarcasm?

>>5500101
What ? No. I'm just a pretty horny person, so my wanting to fuck a girl doesn't say much about the girl.

>>5500164
>Implying ugly sperm whales(no pun intended) are women

>>5500164
Impossible!

>>5500164
I don't understand but then again I am a self diagnosed autistic savant

>>5500168
Please don't tease me with something that will never happen unless if you have a bodyswap/gender-bending machine.

>>5500124

naperville, you bring the drugs I'll bring the pussy

>>5500147

your cute anon, I'm sure you'll get girls one day

>>5500183
rofl

>>5500178
Which is exactly the kind of sexism that makes women reluctant to express their intellectual desires.

Any people living in France in here ? Currently bored near Paris.

>>5500200
I don't mind women expressing their intellectual desires as long as their blow hole is not aimed at me when they breath.

>>5500066
I don't believe you
post pics

14
Female
Losing my virginity on a date rape by some pathetic loser from /lit/

>>5500183
The amount of tipping in this thread is too damn high.

>>5500222
heavy

>>5500222

>>>/global/rules/2
That's gonna be a 90 day ban for you.

>>5500190
Do you only like to smoke? Or do you also like to sniff?
Post a pic so I know it's real.

>>5500207
Do we look like we're speaking fucking baguette and cigarette in here?

>>5500230
Oh no, they found out I'm a little girl.

no one is ever from Florida

>>5500230
Is this rule ever even enforced?

>>5500238
I used to live in Miami. Going back for Christmas time.

>>5500222
>you will never be a qt teenager and be raped by a semi-attractive/average guy from 4chan but then end up enjoying the fucking half way through

>12
>blond
>ramsdale
>free spirit
>open to experiences

>>5499894
>>5500157
sydneys :)

turns out there are a few of us on this board
Lower north shore/inner west

>>5500240
It's literally the only rule ever enforced here.

>>5500240
Yes, I've seen people banned for this.

>>5500231
>>5500222


email me, candyapple32@gmail.com

will delete promptly so be quick

>>5500241

Yeah but gulf coast is best coast

>>5500207
>you will never be a qt femme and take a moonlit stroll down the Champs-Elysees while the warmth of your partner and the red wine flush your face

>>5500260
I'll be in Tampa in November.

>>5500265
fuck you I hate these feels

>>5500240

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Anyone?

>>5500272
C'est la vie

>>5500265
>>5500272
>>5500281
The level of cliché in those posts is extraordinaire.

>>5500288
>wanting to be a qt gril and be wooed is now cliché
ok

>>5500288
unoriginals fgts, that why im not sharing

>>5500157
>>5500245
Beecroft

>>5500288
Ceci n'est pas une cliché

>>5500266

St Pete is best Tampa Bay City: 275 in Tampa is super shitty and anywhere north of St. Pete means you have to deal with US-19

>>5499727
God you're an entitled cunt

>>5500294
>not getting the trait d'esprit

Manant.

>>5500300
Nice double entendre, but it's "un cliché".

>>5499985
>agender
lel

Brooklyn

27
M
Writing, Shitposting, Literature, Theology

>>5500301
Yeah I like St. Petes. Going to Tampa for a work related thing though so that's why it's Tampa haha.

>>5500300
So weak. You must have a persecution complex or something on that level.

>>5500312
Wow, you look exactly like the kind of faggot I'm dying to never meet.

i remember somebody said that french language sounds as doves put in a mixer

>>5500327
lmao

You look like the kind of faggot I'm dying to meet.

>>5499985
>I like trying real hard to be as irritating, speshul snowflake, broken and terrible and a human can possibly be
Kill yourself

>>5500331
I bet he had never even put a dove in a mixer.

>>5500245
No Canberrans?

>>5499985
This post is brilliant.

>>5500331
That's the most unfitting comparison one can imagine. Even "insects walking on unpolished glass" is not as bad.

>>5499556

19, male, Vancouver 604/778. I like reading, writing, cooking, boxing, astronomy, film, music. Lots of other things.

>also general /lit/ meet-up stories thread

I have none. Mainly because whenever I make plans with someone they always fall apart or I lose contact with the person.

>>5500238
I live in Florida.

>>5500344
>actually living in Canberra

I'm so sorry anon...

Do people actually meet from these? 20/M/Hamburg

>>5500296
tough luck jesus

have fun taking an hour and a half to get to anywhere worth going

>>5500375
rarely on an english language board in hamburg

>>5500406
I know ;_;

>tfw too poor to rent a shit apartment in surrey hills or newtown

>>5500375
Are you actually this desperate?

>>5500416
Fair enough
>>5500424
No, just curious

18
male
nyc

rare book collecting

>>5500265
Let's listen together anon and imagine we're together :3

>>5499911
ey bb

>tfw probably the only swede in the vil/lit/ge

>>5500265
Let's listen at the same time anon. Close your eyes and imagine we're together :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9V-zUlrhEE

>>5499911
>de Sade
Would you let me eat your poop?

>>5500440
oh and
19
male
Oklahoma

history, psychoactive substances, European politics, languages

>>5500451
Du är inte danskjävel, åtminstone.

>>5500468
Why European politics?

>>5499556
21
male
Bellingham, WA.

23/m/chicago are

Let's meet in a park somewhere and get drunk. Be sure to bring your most stylish paper bag and/or hip flask.

>>5500487
Just your typical Euroboo, I am.

>>5500487
Because non-European politics are boring as fuck, obviously.

>>5500468
Eh, nationality is a spook anyway so in that regard I don't really care one way or the other. Politically they aren't that different either. The languages are prbably equally bad, but in being Swedish I prefer Swedish. I'd probably rather be Finnish than of any other scandinavian ethnicity. But I am what I am, and that's fine by me, so, like, whatever.