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My university's English Department is having a general meeting, and I've purchased a sheet ice cream cake for it. Hooray!

I've been trying to think of a literary pun that's better than "Tart of Darkness". That doesn't even belong on an ice cream cake. Any suggestions?

>> No.5490734

Kill yourself or became gamer.

>> No.5490740

>>5490711

"I brought ice cream"
"Please be my friend"
"I am so alone"

>> No.5490748

Hey g-g-guys I got some Catcher in ryICE CREAM cake

>drops cake

>> No.5490760

I got in an argument with Scalzi years ago on his blog after I called him a friendzoned faggot.

>> No.5490767

>>5490760
Did you actually like Redshirts? I thought the premise was great, but the execution in the last act was lacking.

>> No.5490782

>>5490767
Never read it. Is OPs post a reference to the book?

>> No.5490787

>>5490748
Is that even a rhyme?

>> No.5490789

>>5490767
Didn't read it, but I did like Old Man's War.

>> No.5490790

>>5490782
Nah, it's not.

>>5490740
If people had no friends, how would they discuss literature meaningfully?

>> No.5490887

>>5490734
>become gamer

You don't seriously play video games, do you?