/lit/ - Literature

Whoever designed the cover deserves a medal, looks great.

Why is it so wide and flat. It looks terrible. Like a textbook.

open it half way
shit on it
post pics

Check out the new one.
>>5481325

>>5481392
BOYPUSSY

I want one.

But seriously, has anybody actually read this?

>>5481413
Parts of it. I myself have read up to and including chapter three.

I don't think it's possible to read the whole thing without receiving some kind of brain damage.

>>5481413
Tfw I don't even go on /lit/ or read that much.

THIS is THE bee chapter

>>5481392
>>5481397

Is that the "value color" version? Post pics, I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it

>>5481424
I just got the regular black and white. It's actually really good quality though.

>>5481435
Bookstore quality

Anyone else get a copy of this? I'm strongly considering it, but the lulu store seems somewhat sketchy.

>>5481529
It's not sketchy.

>>5481392
>20 dollar
Oh my.

>>5481536
Well, you convinced me.

>>5481529
It's just small

>>5481566
costs differ per country

>>5481566
500 pages bro

I'm surprised I haven't seen any colour copies yet, it's been two weeks since someone ordered one.

Hello /lit/.

I'm quite new here but I'm a published offer and I'm well known in the literature circuit in New York City. I introduced your "board" to colleagues of mine and we have all purchased a book to discuss in our next meeting at the hotel we frequent.

I can't wait to receive mine and if my friends and I enjoy it we'd like to get to know you all a bit better.

>>5481740
sounds great pal

i'll be right here

>>5481740
>the "board' is a collection of three smelly hipsters

>>5481740
>published offer

lol

>>5481740
fucking kekd

>published offer

>>5481392
Yeah, mine came a week or so ago.

I wish someone would buy a hardback full color OG first edition fasces

>>5481778
It would cost >$100

>>5481740
>published offer


sure buddy

>>5481415
>I don't think it's possible to read the whole thing without receiving some kind of brain damage.

This is true.
That's what makes it great.

>>5481781
It's like $25

>>5481740
quality bait

Post chapter 5

>>5481435
Oh so its like if James Joyce was living in the 2010s as an autistic 4channer. Genius

>>5481400
this, was gonna cop but not anymore

>>5486272
It's about 15x21cm, same size as my Stephen King book of short stories

>>5486272
it's not that bad

>>5486201
nope

>>5481392
Who in their right mind would actually buy this?

Oh, wait. The literary and philosophy geniuses of /lit/ would.

>mfw someone is actually going to make a decent sum from this

>>5481637
>quantity over quality

>>5486379
Why do people worry so much with the idea that some anon may win 50cents per variant sold which he'll only be able to take away after it reaches $20 or some other number if it works like google adds and not about every single thing they buy all the time?

Holy crap I didn't know you could buy it.

>>5486364
>/lit/ gay, and the /pol/tards
kek

>>5486413
Yeah bro, there's been a thread up for weeks
>>5486288

>>5486425
I know, but I never looked to the links. I thought those were a joke.
Who is getting all the shekels?

>>5486433
From past threads it seems that lulu is the only one who profits

>>5486389
>implying anyone has ever set a book's price based on quality

Im from Argentina and want this

WHAT DO?

>>5486629
kill yourself

>>5486629
If you go to the other thread the luluanon posted the PDF used in the book

>>5486639
PDFs are for faggots only, sorry

>>5486642
then convert it to epub retard

>>5486656
but thats for traps

>>5486667
then do it on .tex faggot

>>5486669
reading on a screen is for weeaboos, okay?

Plus, I want a physical copy before all the global praising begins

>>5486682
so PRINT THE PDF

>>5486689
I wont look good reading it m8

>>5486629
pedile plata a tu vieja

>>5486629
my country has no store either, just picked the closest one and paid for the cheapest shipping (it will default you out of mail, just be sure to manually choose it)

>>5481392
Read it because it is surprisingly good.

>>5486629
>>5486797
Fuck, three mate churrasco in the same thread.
I'm just gonna print it and do that cheap plasting binding thing they do at college and pretend it's requiered reading for something.

>>5487174
Anillado, ni idea como se dice en inglés.

If you happen to order it from lulu remember that the [aduana] shouldn't have any issues with books, even if it doesn't have a real isbn.

>>5487176
Technically the fasces cover does have an ISBN

You guys should have made Laurie Penny a minor character. You know she's been here, has posted here, writes articles about online misogyny and forum culture, has a surprisingly large audience, and is very easily riled.

A few pages directly shitting on Penny and mocking her brand of feminism and she wouldn't have been able to resist. All it would take is one tweet about the book, and you would have seen at least fifty tweets, three New Statesman articles, and maybe one Guardian article, with her frothing at the mouth in rage and indirectly intriguing tens of thousands of people.

>>5487186
Technically I'm a man, but that hasn't stopped that many guys so far.

>>5481750
This. It's so obviously.

>>5487176
man i have my mom's credit card i usually order books from bookdepository they are cheap customs cant do shit about it i am dubious about ordering this
i know im gonna get a nice laugh but man i wont be able to keep a straight face when reading this on the train

>>5487215
fuck off penny

>>5486656
That will fuck up all the zany formatting.

>>5487235
slut

I also received mine today, haven´t picked it up from Coop yet thou.

Finally, i can say i am published!

>>5488395
How swedish of you.

>8.9 - The Rise of the Kikes

“Hey guys, what’s up?” murmured Darry as he entered the Bar known as “Boy Pussy Club Bar”, where he had always felt more at home than in the arms of his Dear Mama.
“Fuck what?” a man shouted at the back, but Darry couldn’t hear him over the sound of the Velvet Underground’s “Oh Sweet Nuthin” that Neil Gaiman (a well known homosensual) always put on for some fucking reason in like every book fucking hell Neil what’s the deal with you and the Underground, I mean not that specific song but the VU are all up in your mediocre books. Just why?
“Oh by the way, do you know Tao Lin? Can you introduce me? This is not nonsense, though,” Darry asked the well known homosexu-all. Tao Lin inhaled tryptamines at the bottom of the Club Bar every night, so naturally he was there this night, as in any night, stashed tightly under several severe World Wrestling Federation labor violations.

the fuck am I reading.jpg

>>5488406

Very.

>>5488410
>the fuck am I reading.jpg
Sounds like a Markov Chain generator.

I'm reporting this book for obscenity and racism.

>>5488410
It's about five different narrative/thematic threads crashed together into one. Other parts of the book have them too but separated or in different combinations.

>paying for memes
faint kek

>>5488480
lulu won't give a shit it's one of their bestsellers

There is no point in reading it now because you can just read shitposts on /lit/ for the same effect

I will save it for when I'm old and 4chan is no more for nostalgia's sake.

>>5488694
>mfw this is the only fragment of 4chan culture that survives The Event

>>5488723
>implying The Event will even happen

>>5488723
>>5488762

what's The Event?

>>5488822
Probably some retarded "happening" shit from /pol/, don't humor them.

>>5488762
>implying it hasn't already

>>5488822

>not knowing of The Event

Tempted to buy this shit with dat discount

honestly tempted to buy the book just for the cover

>>5488830
it was a joke you little shit

>>5488852
I used a coupon code to get it even cheaper

>>5488957
And why do you explain it?

>>5481392
is it the same text as this one?
http://www.totalitarian.info/public/assets/totalitarian.pdf

Who gets the money?
Do they deserve it?

>>5489580
lulu.com and no they don't deserve it

>>5488989
pls share

>>5489585
Why is /lit/ handing its neet money to people who don't deserve it so they can own a physical meme?

>>5489610
Becuase this board has a lot of retards

>>5489287
Is it?

I was drunk and saw this thread so I finally bought it I am poor will I be sad?

>>5490932
You will have a lot of reading ahead of you

>>5489287
It's an earlier version, from the 7th. Some things after that date were cut, some were added; nobody knows what.

I have never bought a book before and I don't have the funds right now to buy this so can some /lit/ gay buy it for me.

>>5491008
>never bought a book before
how fucking old are you?

>>5491021
20

>>5487629
I know every single of these feels

Cum on TLoTiaT
Post pics

>>5481392
Cum on it and post pics

Is the abbreviation supposed to remind me of Lolita?

>>5491104
:)

>>5490932
give us an update and let us know when you get it.

Who's the fucking faggot making money off of it?

>>5491150
is this a meme now?

Anyone get the value color edition? Just ordered one. I hope it's kawaii.

So... what is this?

I've only been on /lit/ for a month now.

>>5491173
Three weeks ago /lit/ self-published a book

that's the gist of it

>>5491173

A novel was written in a Google Doc by a group of Herac/lit/us scholars and you can get a copy printed by lulu. Pictures of a few pages are in this thread.