/lit/ - Literature

He is going to get run over by that train.

>>5467866
>tfw 2001 was 20 years ago

What are time flies?

I never rode it. Eat dick nerd.

>>5467872
SPOILERS
for fuck's sake, man

>>5467866
>this is a terrific book
10/10 perfect review

A friend of mine couldn't get the books because his mother went to a church where the preacher used to rant on how that book was pretty much the satanic bible.

>>5467866
-The picture is inaccurate.
It would be impossible for the signica 9&3/4 to be so close to the train, it will fall if the train start moving.

-Also, is not allowed to people be in front of the train even if it's not moving.

-The night magicaly appeard inside the station

-The picture of Harry doesn't look like Daniel Radcliffe at all. The guy who made this didn't knew what he was doing

-No Hermione as a main character and a pic of emma watson

+At least it was a short book. The writer should make a sequel.

Remember the depressing as fuck original run of "adult" covers?

>>5468029

Yep

>>5468029

PS is the most depressing of the bunch, but CS was almost there. But this one was plain weird.

>>5468202
post the others

>>5468029
What the fuck is that.
How does someone take something as magical as Harry fucking Potter and turn it into "A train billowing toxic smoke into the grey air of a tragic and colorless world.."
Christ

>>5468029
>>5468202
This makes me wonder, how much can the book cover effect the mood of a book/ how you interpret the text?

>>5467875

>being from the future
>choosing to browse 4chan

>>5468318

Maybe /pol/ was right about the course of history, and he wanted see the sages in action.

>>5468029
I would love an authentic copy like that.
im serious

>>5468348
does pol actually make predictions about the world

>>5468418

Not beyond hysterical claims about Muslims taking over Europe at some point in the near or maybe distant future.

>>5468439

>implying that's a hysterical claim

>>5468446

You're right, absurd is probably a better word.

>>5468469
16% of France supports the ISIS, you don't find that alarming?

>>5468469

Mohammed is the most popular boy's name in Britain now.

>>5468475

I do, the issue was /pol/ believing Muslim immigrants to Europe are going to form Eurabia and subject non-Muslims to dhimmitude, which is an absurd claim.


>>5468487

Muhammad is an extremely popular muslim name, so even if Muslims aren't growing much faster than non-Muslims, a greater percentage of Muslim babies would have that name than other groups would gravitate to a particular name in similar proportions, like say Narendra for Hindus or Isaac for white British.

>>5468545
>I do, the issue was /pol/ believing Muslim immigrants to Europe are going to form Eurabia and subject non-Muslims to dhimmitude, which is an absurd claim.
Maybe today. But at the rate they reproduce and immigrate, it might be different in a hundred years

>>5468414
Wow, I'm glad I found someone with taste as shit as yours, Anon. I was beginning to wonder if I was a pleb when it came to artistic design, but now I rest easy assured that there are mouth-breathers like you who walk among us.

>>5467866
I feel so sad and depressed when I learnt that happened was all in Harry's head, a sort of fantasy to cope with his depressing life.

>>5467866
I felt so sad and depressed when I learnt that everything that happened in the series was all just a fantasy created by Harry in his head because he went mad.

>>5468554
In a hundred years the descendant of current immigrants will have turned full Yuropoor, and we might as well have ascended to posthumanity/being dust in the ground. Who cares, honestly ?

>>5468202
>>5468029
Anyone here had anything published? You rarely get to choose your covers; it's just some asshole who hasn't read the work but was given vague directions like 'there's a dragon that the main guy is fighting at a competition; draw that' (which results in the guy taking dragon+competition and picturing Asia).

>>5468248

Only the first four books got those.

>The xbox 360 is 10 years old

>>5468202
I really dig this one actually.

>>5470379
Fuck. I remember getting it on release.

>>5470379
>Super Famicom came out in Japan 35 years ago

>>5471322
:\ I still have it....it got red ring a month after the extended warranty....goddamn Bill

>tfw time seems to move so fast you're forced to ask yourself if you're living your life to your foulest

>Blue Monday came out in 1983

we are now about as far away from the release of Blue Monday as Blue Monday was from the Korean War or the start of Queen Elizabeth II's reign.

Blue Monday still sounds fucking awesome

>>5471467
The birth of Cleopatra is chronologically closer to the moon flights than when the Great Pyramids were built

>>5467881
lel

>>5467866
>Young Adult Fiction

>>5471506
OMG NO WAYZ
PYRAMIDS ARE AWESUM