/lit/ - Literature

>>546068
I mean it.

A secret government agent whose cover is an internationally-renowed talkshow host must go undercover in hong kong to discover the source of dangerous psychedelic chewing gum being distributed to students in the upper mid-west united states.

>>546075
what the hell? what are you, trying to give us a moral lesson or something? trying to prove that people steal from idea threads every day?

GIANT BEETLES ARE INVADING NEW YORK
NOW
ONE MAN
MUST
KILL
THEM
ALL

>>546080
No. I'm not trying to prove or do anything. I'm literally going to steal your idea and use it myself. I'm much better at executing details than I am coming up with big pictures.

>>546079
No thanks.

I'm looking for something subversive and funny. Sharp.

Robots who build robots who build robots.

In the end, it turns out the lead character is gay and it took for the world to end for him to realize his incestuous feelings for his dead brother.

>>546086
well this sounds like fun
...

fun

>>546087
This.

>>546087
>>546093
Fuck off. Useless bums.

>>546068
>that pic

>>546087
>Robots who build robots who build robots.
SURE IS SECOND VARIETY HERE

Promise I will also steal the idea

>>546098
Fuck off, this is my idea stealing thread! Go make your own if you so badly want to plagiarise.

A young boy accidentally DESTROYS HALF THE WORLD

>>546098
NOT IF I FUCKING STEAL IT FIRST

>>546100
How and why?

>>546100
STOLEN!

try again, little man!

>>546067
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How about a story about a shit writer who cant think of an idea so he goes on 4chan trying to steal ideas but then someone else steals the idea he tries to steal and that writer wins prizes and meets Tom Clancy and goes on the simpsons and the shitty writer gets all jealous and writes poems about how much his life sucks and he wins at being a poet then the two writers meet ten years later on one of mexico's moons and get married

>>546113
I'd rather not since you're probably ugly.

>>546113
HEAVY WEAPONS GUY STEAL THIS AS WELL!

TOO SLOW FOR YOU, OP! I AM WINRAR OF WINRARS

One day black people wake up and find that everyone but them has disappeared from the surface of world. Momentarily, the transformation of America into a black majority society begins.

>>546124
That's rubbish. What're you on?

Man builds robot society, and when Man tries to present himself was their creator, the robots reject him on the basis that there is no sufficient evidence for that.

>>546146
I'm sorry to have to use this word, but the only way I can describe that is sophomoric. No thanks. Take your weak analogies elsewhere.

>>546146

Robots build human for some reason.

The grocery store ran out of chocolate milk.

>>546065
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God becomes friend with some guy, and this guy has a very important test today. But God is too lazy to give the guy the knowledge he needs to answers the questions, so he just turns whatever the guy answers into truth.

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>>546154
Get out of here you rank amateurs.

A man shaves his ass and spends the next few weeks discovering the importance of ass hair.

>>546167
Amusing but not quite what I'm going for.

>>546167
and a great moral too.

Someone invents a way of punching people through the internet. the story focuses on the tragedy of his life as his invention becomes the instrument used to kill him.

>>546068
A man connects his anus to his mouth, and subsists entirely on breathing his on farts, eating his own shit, and drinking via his nose.

Get out of here /lit/

>>546180
>my face when I realized I was in /lit/ and not /mu/

>>546163
Running out of chocolate milk is a fucking CATASTROPHE.

>>546148
But the twist is that the robots would be right.

Man discovers he is god.
Spoiler: he is just insane

Vampire wizard at school meets love interest.

The moral of the story is to not trust black people.

Some guy runs a ring where he puts the undead corpses of historical figures to fight. But then zombie Stalin rebels.

Every man in the world turns gay. Except two fat neckbeards.

>>546178
You stole that off WS Burroughs.

So this dude and some chick were out on an adventure with some older guy wearing a dress (claiming to be a mage but he was just a faggot) and then things happened and led to other things like hot sex and so on. The end.

11 year old vampire discovers he's a wizard, then falls in love with a whiny girl who isn't a wizard but desperately wants to become one.

An asexual nigger gets raped by a chicken.

The Internet becomes a sentient entity.

Three niggers, two spicks and a Jew. The end.
Also an idea about a woodchuck who kills out of a sense of entitlement.

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>>546287
You guys aren't taking this seriously.

>>546292
You think? 3 of those are mine by the way

A wrongfully-accused band of street toughs must fight their way across New York and through every gang in the city to get back to their home turf and clear their name.

Then one of them says, "Hey, let's just take the bus," and they do.

I'm deleting this thread because none of you are helpful.

>>546308
:O

>>546308
:'(

>>546308
fuck a duck OP I'm reposting this thread because you're a whiny maggot

>>546308

>>546304
I always wondered why they never fucking did that in the warriors.

The second coming of Jesus is adopted by a male-male gay couple in the Castro district of San Francisco.

THE RAPTURE BECOMES FAAAAABULOUS.

>>546322
THEN THE ONLY RUPTURE WILL BE THAT OF JESUS'S ANUS BECAUSE HE IS GAY AND LIKES PENIS INSIDE OF HIS ANUS

>>546322
>>546326
SECOND COMING? MO LIKE SECOND CUMMING AMIRITE?

It was night, transit system was closed.

>>546331
ECKS FUCKING DEE NIGGER NUTS

>>546326
Jesus comes back and is a homosexual muslim!

>>546308
How about a story where someone makes a thread asking for good ideas but nobody gives him any ideas so he writes a story about a story about him writing the thread.

Seriously guys, I'm gonna delete the thread if you don't stop. I mean it.

>>546347
How about a story about a 4chan poster with no talent whatsoever to come up with his own stories, so he has to ask strangers about stories and gets all whiny when nobody sucks his dick?

>>546350
The twist is that he actually has no dick.

>>546347
do it.

fucker

>>546350
>>546352
That's it. This is the last straw.

Write a story where it is a utopia because all the people in the story follow the philosophies of Ann Rynd.

>>546359
Who's Ann Rand?

>this thread is still here

Write a story about this.

>>546064
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>>546356
looks liek yousa fail

>>546372
old man

>>546372
>>546373
I won't be insulted. I won't have it.

A young boy

Saves the world

>>546385

The twist is that he's actually an old man.

A mentally deranged guy thinks he's Edward Cullen and stalks a girl and watches her while she sleeps. He's arrested and raped by a giant black man.

A suburban couple has three children. One day, those children transform into dogs. Now the couple has to deal with having three dogs instead of three children.

An urban couple have three dogs. One day, those dogs transform into children. Now the couple has to deal with having three children instead of three dogs.

OK, OK, I got one:

An ice-cold assassin in 1500's Italia.

>>546402
i lold.

Crack addict inherits money and opens a bakery.

>>546417
Isn't that from a Bruce Willis movie?

Everyone except Native Americans are killed by deadly gas coated in radiation, leaving them to inherit the earth.

>>546422
If it is, I've never seen the film.

A story where you just cram in as many celebrity names as possible and barely even have a story.

An American businessman goes to Thailand, hires a prostitute, finds out it's a ladyboy, fucks it anyway, and then kills himself out of shame the next day.

Some guy finde an eeg. A square eeg.

>>546113
>implying mexico isn't actually moonf

>>546065
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>>546481
>insinuating mexico exists.

>>546468
Impossible.

Trains come to life and demand their own sovereign nation that covers all tracks. Years later the humans grow cautious of the increasingly belligerent trains and their ability to travel across rival nations without crossing a single border.

Hitler realises he's losing the war and summons satan to give him magical powers. It doesn't work, and he ends up getting exploded.

A satire of the American recession bailout: shown through a small coral reef of tortoises who spontaneously become intelligent and begin using starfish as currency.

Two alien invasions fall on the same day and they end up destroying eachother over who gets to destroy Earth.

So there's this guy who can speak to doors. Like, the doors casually talk about people who use them and how it's like to be a door. The guy doesn't really like the conversations, it's all kind of boring. He figures that if he can talk to doors then he just has to do it. The guy's got a fetish for hands so sometimes he asks doors about the manicure and nail polish of beautiful women who open them.

>>546537
I'd read that.

>>546506
but from that egg doesn't come a estrange chicken!

>>546537
Some guy do that with mirrors.

A gang of down syndromes plot the death of a bully, got arrested, convicted and sent to prison where they overthrow the power structure out of sheer retard strength, and reign supreme.

>>546614
*get

A PROTAGINIST ARRIVES AT A DESTINATION WITH A GOAL IN MIND. ALONG THE WAY IN COMPLETING HIS GOAL HE MEETS ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO HAS SIMILAR INTERESTS TO HIS/HER OWN. HE/SHE AT FIRST IS SUSPICIOUS OF/ATTRACTED TO THIS CHARACTER AND MAY DISTRUST/FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. THE STORY CONCLUDES WHEN THE PROTAGANIST AND THE CHARACTER ADVANCE THE PLOT TO POINT WHERE THE CONCLUSION OCCURS

THE END

>>546614
this would be the greatest film ever if the cast of the ringer was involved

A tale set in a world where only the rich are allowed to die.

>>546682
This has to have been done before.

>>546690

Who knows. It was off the top of my head, though.