/lit/ - Literature

>mfw neckbeard gains double the total amount of votes prior to this thread

The French one is the most postmodern

>>5404572
>Calling a cover with a clear modernist design aching from the start of the 20th century post-modern

Learn design and typography before you spout garbage. There is nothing post-modern with that design.

just like every collaborative project

People don't even know what the neckbeard cover even looks like

probably why it's being chosen

>>5404577
then what would be postmodern design?

I'm not the project head, but I'm trying out the Lulu service in A5, here's the PDF.

http://tempsend.com/C4D0654F93

>>5404591

This

Gents

>>5404667
noice

>>5404667
There's loads of coloured text, we definitely need an option to buy the book in colour.

>>5404675
I haven't managed to find a publisher who will do both B&W and colour pages, and a colour book is much, much more expensive.

I feel your pain

Barring custom covers (I just chose the only complete one), I think this is done, it's finished.

Any shitty editing is just 'part of the 4chan experience'

>>5404527
Fucking Idiot, You have to show all the fucking options. so we don't wind up with this

Neckbeard

See
>>/lit/thread/S5390590#p5403959
for additional covers

>>5404527
Also, does no one see how easy it is to cheat this pole? You need one person that knows how to spoof an IP address and you've got unlimited votes.

>>5404731
>You need one person that knows how to spoof an IP address and you've got unlimited votes.
That would work. Or you can just open it in an incognito window, that would be significantly easier. But your way would probably work too, sure.

>>5404527
This poll is bullshit. The cover with the least support in every thread is somehow doubling every other option in vote count. This has got to be a raid or something

>>5404731
Shit man, it's not like there's a central authority to enforce this. I've uploaded a B&W copy

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/totalitarianism-in-a-tundra/paperback/product-21796243.html

>>5404743
Why do you think that changes your IP? Have you ever even read the warning when you use incognito mode in chrome. Seriously, try it.

>>5404577
Except we're not in the 20th century anymore are we you fuckboy

>>5404761
Strawpoll uses cookies you prat. The IP address is irrelevant.

>>5404766
Wow, It's worse than I thought.

>>5404754
I'm getting a copy for shits and giggles regardless (better-edited ones may pop up), but use the code
SMG14
to get free mail shipping and save about 8 bucks, expires in a couple of days

>>5404806
I am become /lit/

>>5404806
oh god

>>5404845
Mate what's that in your google search

I read some of the chapter 10...this is kinda good...

What the hell? My bit is removed, now i wont buy it.

>People not chosing the Pléiade style cover

>>5404862
I just chose the only complete cover

if you want people to use another one then complete the one of your choice

the poll's been dickered with

the neckbeard cover got virtually no support in the last thread(s). from the OP image the most popular ones were the first and last. whoever made the neckbeard cover is just voting up his own design.

>>5404851
Mate what are you talking about?

>>5404857
If you can tell me when you wrote it and where it was I can probably recover it for you.

>>5404888
I didn't see nothin mate

>>5404895
gud

For people that wanted a Sans Serif font

I have a print quality PNG that I'll host somewhere else if anyone wants it. It's too big for 4chan.

This is a momentous day in 4chan's history

the first published collective novel

>>5404893

It was a short bit about the opossum´s scrotum in the end of the 10th chapter.

>>5404903
5400x3300 isn't print quality?

>>5404911
That was my fault, I tried to move it to an earlier chapter and fucked up. I've put it back in the 10th chapter part 2, above 100.10 - Variations on a Theme.

>>5404926
You could print it but JPG compression leaves artifacts. The background gradient happens in layers instead of being smooth as it is in the PNG I have.

Comapre the front of this with the same section on the JPG.

use fascii tundra the neckbeard one is clearly being spammed

PS no one buy the lulu copy it's not the final copy or even the "official" one, just some guy trying to make money off it.

>>5404956
will the official one go on the site once finished? I definitely do want to buy a copy with the fascii cover.

>>5404982
I would assume so. There's no real reason why we can't let people buy it under whichever cover they prefer.

>>5404982
There's no one really in charge. I would just wait a month to see if someone somehow something comes of this and then, if no one steps up just print it yourself.

>>5404945
Honestly BillionaireMayor. I have now witnessed you making three thousand versions of the so far best version of the cover. And it is so clearly noticeable that you know nothing about design while he does.

First of all this picture you have moved the fasci too far to the left, it seems like you dont know about bleed and margins, neither the golden ratio.

Your tundra is to choppy. Your title way too large and the spacing is just bad. The reason why the original creator have created a small text is because he wants to create a "feeling" of vastness in a naked tundra.

And the author title is just disturbingly bad, altought your best so far.

this is >9000 hours in paint with the superior cover

>>5405065
You need more bleed at the centre edges.

>>5404527
>http://www.litwritesabook.com/

is this done? Cause I need to finish the tale of the wanderer fighting the literary archevils (Epilogue of the shitshow that was chapt2) still.

Or not, but I was planning to and looking forward to it

>>5405118
Hurry up and do it and we can put it in.

>>5405118
>I was planning to and looking forward to it
Hurry up but do it. No one will really read the book, the whole point is making it.

>>5405034
Thanks.

is it the new tolstoyevski of our generation?

>>5405124
>>5405132
Well, I don't have time today, but if it doesn't make it, it's ok

>no one will read the book

b-but I was planning on actually reading it

>>5405034

>>5404927

Great, thanks alot. People need to read this.

>>5404527
poll / thread gives no clear indication of what option refers to what image

Also, some retard is probably voting the neckbeard cover via VPN / Tor / proxies.

I suggest we forget about that poll. Elsewise someone should edit that fucking neckbeard out of the cover and replace it with something else ( like that: http://imgur.com/2kqeUZ8,j50lMS3,N8ndffB,YLuEWW4 ).
I've been suggesting making a poll in earlier threads but obviously it's been rigged. I could just as well proxy-vote another one on top if I knew what the fuck those shortcuts stand for.

>>5405626
Some retard is considerably brighter than you.

>>5404991
Wait I thought there was someone in charge?

You mean I could take this whole work, edit it to make it cohesive, and then re-upload it for you guys and no one would get pissy about me doing so? (besides them just outright not liking the content).

Honestly this would be the greatest thing to edit and try to make decent. I would editing the fuck out of this thing, I just didnt want to step on someone else's toes who already had the "authority" to do so.

>>5405734
But you would be missing the point. Go edit your own work, mate.

>>5405241
Looks shit

Futura one is better.

>>5405758
I dont think so.

What exactly is the point? That its collaborative? It would still have that.

who wrote this?

>>5405768
No, the point is the colaboration. No one will really care after it's done, because the work is the process.
I mean, people who didn't care bfore will check and consider it meh; while the people who worked on it will only see their own parts and feel the rest wasn't up to par to their ideas. The only real enjoyment comes from doing.

>>5405768
I don't think it has a cohesive point. It is more a parody of post modernist literature. These covers probably don't actually fit the tone of the book well. If there were actually a philosophical discussion in the book of how society forms a rigid rule set that shapes the ideas expressed and accepted in the public sphere, these would be fine but the actual novel is far more Dadaist than substantive.

A cover similar to this style would probably be more appropriate.

>>5405786
We did.

I think a problem arises when no one knows really where to buy the finished book. We need a source to be on the website that's like "Real Book Buy Here," so we can avoid some anon trying to make a profit.

>>5405710
See the results again.

>>5405803
What if we had 4chan collaborate on a cover? We could have anons each draw a section of the cover, or we could use Flockdraw.

>>5405816 I think that's what totaliterian.info is about (on that site).
Only possibility is that the admin of the site tries to screw over people a bit.
In that case we need the PDFs and manage to get it printed by ourselves by some print-on-demand service. Shouldn't be too hard.

>>5405857
My idea as well. Asked people to upload their .tif / .pgn / whatever files for other people to expand on their concepts but noone did that yet.
For example I'd actually be for the neckbeard cover if someone replaced that fatass with the image from >>5405626 which is also used in the cover on totaliterian.info

Also I still have no idea what the difference between 1c & 1d is.

>>5405857
Start it up

>>5405875 Ok well I found the strawpoll link in the old thread so I didn't give much attention to OPs pic.
Then there's still the fascii one with the tiles in the background missing.
And I guess more would be for the c one if "by /lit/" was replaced with "by Anonymous"
You could still get /lit/ on the first page of the book beneath the title...

>>5405854
I hope you didn't use a VPN to do that.

>>5405241
Why the garbage may may text on the back? Can we at least try to be funny.

>>5405878
http://flockdraw.com/8ueu3v

>>5405901 No I used Tor. It's just to make a point that this poll got rigged so this neckbeard-cover Anon doesn't get any legitimacy to his results. I'm too lazy to get a proper Tor / Proxy identity switcher + code the strawpoll voting per its API right now or else I could have gotten something like "Marble cake also the game".

>>5405915 I think we still need a doc on the website for the text on the back.

>>5405932
>No I used Tor.
Wow, that must have taken ages. Two reasons you're dumb:
One: You didn't even check to see if strawpoll looks at your IP or uses cookies. It uses cookies, so using incognito mode is enough to get around it.
Two: I already explained that earlier in this thread >>5404766

>>5405949
>looks at your IP or uses cookies
I thought it would be using both.
Holy shit why does this site still exist ? It defies the whole purpose of online-polls.
But it didn't take me that long and getting a new Tor identity takes just as long as reopening chrome incognito and as said: I'm too lazy to search & code some stuff for it right now.

So all agree that this poll's legitimacy is gone ? Fine.

>>5405799
>>5405803
I dont see how me editing the work wont just continue what youre saying.

Except for the critique on the postmodern. I dont know if I dig that, especially in the way that this book reads. Then it just sounds like youre becoming one of them, saying
>I DARE YOU TO SAY THIS ISNT ART BRO
>I DARE YOU TO SAY THIS ISNT POSTMODERN BRO

>>5405996
I only voted for the neckbeard in the first place to demonstrate that strawpoll is exploitable to the point of uselessness.

>>5406034
You can edit it, but don't take it to your house make your own edition and keep it to yourself, just that. It's not a big issue, it just got out of proportion.

we should add some shit from this i think

>>5404765
>fuckboy
go away, newfag.

>>5406114
those fucking quotes

>>5406114
These quotes are indicative of the funny shit in the book, you just got to wade through a sea of shit to get to the good parts.

i dont understand "the thing" in the 3th and the 4th

i am already on my way to translate it to hebrew.

>>5404527

You can't even get the title to be the same everywhere.

>in a tundra
>in the tundra

Fucking morons.

>>5406085
Did you post about it in the old thread ? Because people in here and whoever made the thread didn't seem to realize it.

>>5406114 Agree. Not sure if we should take it out of there or copy it. Either way the admin needs to set up a new do for the book's back.

>>5406196
The main reason for why people need to upload their .tif / .whatever files is for enabling us to easily alter the text so that we can decide on it (like what's written as the author and where).

>>5406453
No, I assumed you'd figure it out on your own.

>>5406460 Well there's a good chance that the admin or whoever has the final decision on the cover doesn't figure it out so I made sure they do.

>>5406453
I have the PSD document. I've asked a couple times where people want me to upload it. Let me know.

>>5406553 why don't you just upload to multiupload.biz ?

Maybe the admin could even make a new page for the covers.

Please post a legitimate "buyhere" link on the site when its available.

planning on getting two copies. One for the local library.

>>5404956
Hey fuck you man, 19.59 is the base cost, I don't get anything from it other than the satisfaction of compiling a copy.

>>5406603

>>5406579
Let me know if this worked.

http://multiupload.biz/fr_vvqhu4acx3id

>>5406588
I'm not sure the librarian will accept

>Anon whined,
>e said to nobody in particular,
>nobody in particular replied
>he screamed
>etc
These are some fanfiction tier descriptions. How cna anyone that legitimately reads books and is interested in writing have the shame to write this plebeian garbage? I doubt that even the twillight books have this this dull and insipid descriptions.
>but mai epik meems I just came froem /b/ 4 months ago and i think dis is funnayh xd
Off yourselves.

>>5406872
Nobody in particular is a character you mong.

>>5406872
its iron-e chum

>>5406889
I'm sure that deviantart fanfictions are ayrownik aswell. The book is ironic, but the writing is pure garbage. Shit writing is not ironic, /b/fag

>>5406955
>not getting the irony of my post about irony

This has been an introduction to meta. I know, it's stupid.

>>5406976
How is anyone supposed to tell the difference between a moron and a vaguely ironic post?

>>5404527
Chapter 8 is a shitstorm

>>5407040
title it Darude

>mfw I'll have a copy within a week

what do i do if I want to contribute? Start near the end or find random pieces of chapters I like and edit/add stuff there.

Or is it already way too late?

>>5408285
You print your own version, go wild

>>5408312

I just like the idea of having contributed to something someone somewhere might accidentally mistake for a piece of art at some point.

how much of this book did tao himself write

>>5408519
The whole thing

>>5408318
I was going to add at least one unrelated story but wanted to give it a read before doing so. The very first page made me cringe, the part about him drinking his cum, so I changed it to say a very good drink that he made at home. I then suddenly lost interest. Today I reread the first few pages and saw that my edit remained and also that on the second page the opening scene is revisited and this time it says he is drinking his own cum which was alluded to by me very lazily earlier on in an attempt to edit it out as a very good drink he made at home. When I got to that part I cackled. I'm not sure if anyone else would find that funny but I think it justifies the silliness in him drinking his own cum.

read more at: anonsblog.wordpress.com.uk

>4 people have bought the lulu edition

We're gonna make it big fellas

>>5408613
>bought
Who's raking in that dollar?

>>5408619
See
>>5406654

It's the publisher's cost and not one cent more

>>5407006
Welcome to postmodernism.

Mock the culture; live the culture.
Live the mockery; mock the livery.

>>5404527
if it's not cover one , I'm going to fucking kill all of you

Among the greats

>>5408656
Torrent fucking adobe and make your own cover and print it yourself, asshole.

Those that bought it have to post pics of the print quality

>>5408784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dCMoSG78Ys

who's got the single pdf file of it?

>>5408822
Colour and black and white versions of the current 'lulu' edition

http://tempsend.com/B191871087

So are we accepting the lulu edition as the legit one?

>>5409218
We're still editing right.

This is a disgrace. Those who assert /lit/ is just /b/ about books needs no other evidence than this garbage.

>>5409218
Is it a finished version?

>>5409242
the word disgrace went out of fashion somewhere around the same time as your favorite romaticist books.

>>5409246
>jeering at a lush, vibrant word like disgrace
>implying I care about romanticism

Without any doubt, you're one of the authors of this "book".

Here's why this is shit:

1. You rushed it
2. You represent the least positive things about /lit/ (spamming, shit-tier humour, playing up to the 4chan stereotype)

This could have been something good, a-la-those Itlaian writers who write books collectively. But you fucked it up, and this will be a passing meme that some faggot 16 year old with no friends who "kinda likes" The Stranger will end up paying for and reading in his darkened room while his peers are outside making out and having fun

>>5409236
>>5409243

I was under the impression that the editing phase was finished and people were voting on the cover.

Isn't it supposed to be put on Amazon?

>>5409266
>look mom, I'm projecting!

>>5409266
Did you read it? It is very rich in texture, incredibly simple, yet sincere.

>>5409285
So, do we all take turns having the Pulitzer or do you think they'll give us all one?

>>5409268
I'm one of the people who had actual editing privileges on the document and I just logged in yesterday to find a bunch of retarded changes made to the book. If anything I'd say get it while it's hot before people ruin it.

>>5409242
>>5409266
>implying this book is serious

>>5409268
>>5409243
>>5409218
lulu anon here

I slapped together the chapters as they were around 8th september 4AM NY time, did some rough editing (moved some titles from the bottom to the top) and slapped a 96DPI version of the cover on so I could get a copy of my own. You can look at the pdfs posted earlier to see if it's up to your scratch.

I can 'update' the book at any time and I'm sure someone has a better PDF to upload (as long as it follows the A5 template,) It isn't 'official', but it's the only one there is at the moment as far as I know.

Bottom line: the book isn't necessarily finished, just consider this an 'early print'

>>5409268
Oh right, and I think I can choose to put it on additional marketplaces (i.e. amazon) if that's convenient for some anons.

>>5409307

It is slightly more convenient yes. Thanks.

>>5409350
Apparently it requires putting a retail markup on the book as well as a number of other standardisation measures. Sorry

>>5409287
underrated post

People are actually paying money to get this shit in physical copy?

>>5409368
>stop doing things I don't like

>>5409364
>>5409287
samefag

I saw you buy that book, anon

>>5409368
Yes, so that in a year I can post a picture of it and newfags will btfo

Haha, the entire poll hijaked by a tripfag who forcibly publishes his entry on lulu.

Guess who takes all the provision... The guy who calls himself BillionaireMayor. Tripfags are always the worst

>>5409668
>forcibly publish

What does that even mean?

>>5409679
new kind of rape

>>5409686
I think we can definitely conclude that /lit/ has managed to rape literature by publishing this

>>5409679

>forcibly publish

It's a term for when a publisher publish a book against the authors will because the author no longer owns the rights to it. You think that shit never happens?

So is there a place where I can buy a colour version of this masterpiece?

>>5409692
I may be wrong, but from what I looked at it's all-or-nothing. You can have a colour copy, but you'll pay for ALL the pages being colour (aka increase the price substantially.)

>Open the book
>It's full of epic memes and baneposting

>>5409708
But anon, there's no book to open yet

>>5409708
it used to be better, the faggots arrived in around chapter 7 or so

>>5409694
I checked it out. Hardcover.

>>5409740
What

>>5409740
wrong pic

>>5409749
Yeah, I'm willing to pay $20 for a bookstore-quality copy of my memebook, but $60 is going a bit far

I don't know why I'm doing this when I have shit due and I won't be buying it, but here's a (US-produced only unfortunately) reasonably priced colour edition using the colour version of the PDF further above.

It's $21.05 for a lesser-quality but colour edition. Cover is 96 DPI again so upload your own if you've got a better quality deal.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/totalitarianism-in-a-tundra-value-colour-edition/paperback/product-21797857.html

>>5409749
That's not entirely unfair. Can you order singles or is it only printed if some threshold number is ordered? Same question for the lulu one....?

>>5409940
the lulu thing is printed on-demand

>>5409940
Singles can be ordered

>>5409876
Is that a sort of tolerably finished version?
Aren't we gonna wait a couple of months to see if some anon has anything good to add?

>>5409876
>lesser-quality but colour
what does lesser quality mean

>>5410235
I look like a retard because I just laughed in the middle of a class when I saw that the novel is posted under "Gay and Lesbian" on lulu.

>>5410414
Didn't mean to reply.

>>5406672 Thanks. It worked fine. This way we could also easily modify the text on the back.

>>5410414
You'd look like a retard regardless anon, sorry to break it to you. There's a reaon that girl with the nice voice and the perfume that smells so good this time of year is sitting way over there and you're over here, with an empty seat either side, laughing at reasonably humorous things on an [insert quirky synonym for '4chan' here]

I'm accepting the lulu edition as the official one. Otherwise, people will pile new drek upon previously polished drek and it will never be finished.

will order later this week. Thanks luluanon.

>>5409876>>5410741
Cool, but why don't you wait until it's actually finished ? People are still editing it. There are still tons of spelling errors, missing words, wrong formatting etc etc.

>>5411120
Because it will never be finished. People will keep adding things which in turn requires more editing. It would be able to be finished when people got bored, but as soon as someone says, "ok, we're editing bow" people start adding again.

>>5411270 How can you say that after such short time? As it's in suggestion mode I guess at some point it's turning into sth like "only spelling / formatting fixes"-mode with any adds getting rejected.
And even if you're right I still would have waited longer cause there's still plenty of essential fixes missing.

>>5411306
Fair point. It is probably better to wait.

>>5410235
>it means the book is black

But really, it's using the 'value' rather than 'standard' (bookstore) page quality. I have no idea what the actual difference is beyond that abstraction.

It was an engineering class, no girls.

>>5410619
It was an engineering class, no girls.

>>5409266

Went through and dealt with all the suggestions.

>>5411453
>the suggestions have been 'dealt with'

>tfw moot will never acknowledge this momentous development

>>5411574
I accepted the large majority of them.

>>5411694
How close do you think we are to the next PDF version? The current templates are A5 and 6x9.

Getting a 300dpi version of the cover would also be great if that anon is out there.

how long will this be
if it's like 30 pages im thinking of just printing them out on a4 and making myself a makeshift book as a memory of fucking 4chan when i'm not wasting 3/4ths of my time here

>>5411773
Nigga it's 500 pages

>>5411780
500 pages of shitposting
dam

Why the fuck the new title is "Totalitarianism in a Tundra"?.

>>5411797
3 pomo 5 u, fagit xDDddDDddDddXxDDD

>>5411797
It's just shorthand, the actual title hasn't changed.

>>5411737
I dunno I'm just some guy.

>>5411835
what's the actual title
this thread is my first time hearing about this book

>>5411882
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

So, this book is the literature equivalent of Freddy Got Fingered, right?

>>5411893
cheers

>>5411882
L'héritage du Totalitarisme dans une toundra

>>5411882
http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/totalitarianism-in-a-tundra/paperback/product-21796243.html

>>5411902
RIP French title

When do we start the viral marketing?

>>5411917
Email CNN

>>5411917
viral marketing or stealth marketing?

>>5411899
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE

>>5408263
Underrated post.

Okay, my dealer is clearly gonna make himself wait so I'm gonna make some coffee and read this. I have high hopes about you guys and I liked chapter 1, let's see how it goes.

>>5404527
What's up with the changes in 1.3? I wouldn't read all that meme spouting in a 4chan post, it's even less interesting outside of here

A nice anon linked this and it'sgreat company for the novel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv9G3I1FkuI

>>5412435
Alien Food
Alien Food
Bake it,
or fry it!

Where is Stallion

>>5405065
so is this the cover yet?

>>5413065
It is if you publish it, babe

>>5409266
This post reads like a passage from the book. Just shows you the quality of our self-reflective narrative.

>>5413134
i find this comment more condemning of the quality of the book than his tbh

>>5413205
This post reads like a passage from the book. Just shows you the quality of our self-reflective narrative.

>>5413226
This post reads like a passage from the book. Just shows you the quality of our self-reflective narrative.

>>5409266
>5409266
>>5413134
>>5413205
>>5413226
>>5413273
fuuuuggggggggggg

>>5409266
I agree but I also think that's exactly what makes it interesting art

I didn't contribute btw, and I'm never going to read the whole thing (I'm sure it's mostly just really painfully unfunny), but I love the trainwreck.

>>5413296
is ANYONE going to read the whole thing?

>>5413332
me over the course of several years and ungodly hours spent on the toilet

>>5413119
Maybe I will

Do you think moot will endorse our book if we email him?

The best thing is that it's untranslatable

>>5413550
Original text:
"It was all too much for Anon, his brain imploded with the force of one zillion pages of Pynchon prose. Liquefied grey matter oozed from anon’s nostrils, staining his already-filthy underpants."

8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is the power of prose in the brain now and the collapse of Pynchon of 1 million pages too much. Gray fluid effusion underwear dirty already colored nose is very fast."

If everyone gives it 5 stars on lulu or amazon etc with proxy and tor it will become famous.

>>5413619
:))))))))))))))))))))))))

If you really have to insert whole new segments, type them out in notepad then paste them in so we don't have to approve every fucking word of it individually because we won't.

We've officially sold 5 copies

for some reason 80% of these are from Australia

>>5414215
Why are they being printed in Australia?

>>5414247
>>5414215
the book is shitposting
guess what australians like

>>5414247
It prints near wherever you order it from

except the value edition, that's US only

>>5413896
+1

Is there a point to this book, or...?

>>5415136
I got a point for you.
*unzips dick*

where can i buy it?
does it ships internationally?

>>5415500
If you can't find a pre-existing version that ships to your location just upload it to your local version of lulu and do your own.

>>5415506
i dont know i rather not buy it i dont want to be asociated with this internet sinkhole

>>5415500
There are luku links in this thread

Is there a download link for the full thing somewhere? I'd love to read it

Oh god I bought a copy

>>5414215
Where the fuck are my goddamn royalties?

>>5409300
and where are my royalties?

>>5415999
>>5416018
You get 100% of the profit!
there is no profit

>>5415905
there are tempsend links in this thread with the lulu PDFs

>>5404527
What version of the text is this being taken from?

>>5416489
Downloaded all the documents at 6PM Sydney time (4AM for New York) on the 8th of September.

I think we can reach 30 copies by the end of the month

Free shipping on the Lulu thing ends by the end of the 11th as a headsup for any anons

are people editing right now?
And how do I get the whole thing down as one file?
Yes I'm that stupid

>>5416768
? today!

>>5416768
Can you upload the pdf of the lulu edition. It seems someone took out a good part of it. Some things are added too as far as I can see, but I don't have the patience to cross read and add the new and the old stuff.

>>5416947
see
>>5408838

>>5416885
I don't think you can except manually

>>5416959

Thanks, but it's only up for 24 hours, so it's gone now..

>>5416966
Oh right
http://tempsend.com/B595C5D0B3

I apologise in that it's missing the greentext quotes on the first page, but everything else is intact.

>>5416974
Awesome, thank you dear anon.

>>5405065
cover pls


when the last edit is done ofc

>>5417008
>he thinks there's ever going to be a final edit

>>5404717
>implying this isn't the best one

>>5417022
Then finish and post it

>>5417008
I'm fighting lulu rigt now to make this

>>5417045
what do you mean fighting, the process is pretty simple

>>5417008
>>5417045

Here it is: http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/the-legacy-of-totalitarianism-in-a-tundra/paperback/product-21800960.html

Full color.

>>5404667
>http://strawpoll.me/2519571
DONT FUCK WITH THE FONT YOU CUNT

>>5405241
just have anonymous, get rid of the "by"
also good font

>>5417111
I didn't change anything, but there are many versions of that cover

>>5417131
No that is the original font for that cover. Don't even try.

>>5417133
righto

>>5417148
I'm not >>5417118
But I am the creator of the snowy tundra concept, so I do know.

>>5417080
Which version of the text does this use?

Does anyone have an epub or mobi copy?

>order has been shipped
expect pics in 2-7 days

>>5417159
This one >>5416974

kekekekekek

We should submit the book to their editorial department.

"Go Pro with Publishing Services

Your book is a labor of love. You want your book to be perfect, and your readers deserve the best possible reading experience you can deliver. From a cover that catches your reader's eye to editing to proofreading and everything in between, Lulu.com’s professional publishing services team will make your book a pleasure to look at, hold and read."

tfw reading/editing

>>5417470
500 pages no less

it's like when 4chan ordered all those furry porn mousepads

>>5417118
It's literally just helvetica. It's the same font the New York subway uses and it is boring as hell. All these fuckers want the most boring fucking cover.

>>5417111
>Implying that strawpoll is valuable in discerning the most popular.

Which version should l buy?

>>5418641

Guys?

>>5418704
The one you like. These two: >>5417080
>>5404667
Should have the same content, but the first one is in colour and with the pink/green/blue cover whereas the second is b/w with the fasces cover

>>5418892

Does the text color matter?

>>5418910
Have you looked at the text? It's not essential at all, but you could say that about the book in itself aswell I guess.

>>5418910
Some parts reference the color of the text. They make no sense in B&W. But then again, neither does the rest.

>>5417080
Any way to get the colour version with the tundra/fascii cover?

>>5419256
Yes, upload it yourself.
Please link when you do, I want the same version.

>>5419256

>>5419275
Me too

Hey, so how can I get a physical copy? Anyone willing to help me out?

Are we already printing it?
Does that mean it's done?
Then why are there still people editing it?

Enjoy your unraked strew of words, you plebs

>>5419275
>>5419299
>>5419316
I'm uploading one right now, ill give a link in a few minutes.

The text used is>>5416974
i just need to get the cover sorted out

>>5419399

Are you gonna leave out the initial greentexts?

>>5405734
>4chan
>someone in charge

clearly you don't understand how it works here

>>5419388
People will keep suggesting edits until edits are locked. There has been a significant drop in the number of suggestions in the past few days.

>>5419410
Which initial greentext? can't find any in chapter 1 on litwritesabook.com

>>5419461

>ch 1

http://www.litwritesabook.com/chap1

>>5419461

There arent any just upload it.

>>5419489
fuck this shit. cant make the cover work.

Just because I've seen people ask

B&W Fascii

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/totalitarianism-in-a-tundra/paperback/product-21796243.html

Colour Fascii (value)

http://www.lulu.com/shop/anon-anonymous/totalitarianism-in-a-tundra-value-colour-edition/paperback/product-21797857.html

>>5419947
good work, thank you anon

>>5419947
Why is the page count different?

>>5419947
there's 30-plus pages missing from the colour one bro

what happened

>>5419985
>>5419995
Different page size, one is 5.8x8.26 and the other is 6x9

There is 0% difference between the two other than colour and slightly different formatting for page size

>>5420010
got it

New thread
>>5419997