/lit/ - Literature

>implying /lit/ has mods

Did you never notice how /pol/ shit threads stay alive for days on this board? /lit/ has no mods.

When will Will Self kill self?

>>5381192
when Will Self loses Self Will

>>5381163

I made a thread about Raskolnikov (and killing in general) a few days back and it got deleted immediately.

>>5381163
Wrong. /lit/ has mods but they are /pol/. I was banned a few days ago for making fun of a /pol/fag's shitposting.

>>5381469
I've noticed that all the thoughtful /lit/-related threads I've made recently have been deleted too. They usually last until around 8pm 4chan time, then whatever mod is waking up in that time zone will delete them. It happens so frequently that I'm starting to suspect that mod has my IP address scribbled down and searches for my threads. There is never a warning or ban, just the thread deleted, and I take a look in the archive to see that red trash can symbol again.

>>5381163
>>implying /lit/ has mods
I dare you to make a Laurie Penny thread and see what happens. It's not an official rule, but it will get deleted and you'll get banned.

>>5381163
We have mods. Plenty of threads mostly full of interesting, or at least topical, discussion get deleted.

OP, meta threads are a rule violation.

I'll just say this now: for every Will Self book that is bought, I will not buy one. That is potentially an infinite number of books that are not being bought. Your move, viral marketers.

Could Will Self will himself to lose self will, and if he does have the will in himself, will he?

>>5381153
>Where are the mods?
>>5381163
>>implying /lit/ has mods

Seriously, have a look at this:

>>/lit/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=yes&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

How about puting sage in the mai... Option box, hiding and ignoring. Every board can be easily self managed if the userbase isn't so stupid as to make more threads about their dislike for the threads they keep bumping.

>>5381523
>Your move, viral marketers.
For every Will Self book you do not buy, we, Self's personal twenty-man viral marketing team assigned to /lit/, will make sixty four Will Self threads.

>>5381192
one hopes he's made himself a Will

>>5381526
fuck, who is modding the mods?

>>5381557
>using a ballpoint pen for your last will

Filthy plebs

>>5381560
All of those threads deserved to get deleted.

>>5381494
Paranoid are we?

Why is Butterfree not a mod?

>>5381153
I don't get it.
I mean, you don't even get any karma for Self posts.

>>5381633
she was a janitor, but got kicked out for biased thread pruning and turning this place into a left-wing SJW haven.

>>5381646
sick maymay

Will Self isn't just a maymay. Will Self is a way of life.

>>5381653

Well shit :(

RIP

>>5381494
Happened a couple times here too, don't think it's IP-targeted though, just whatever subject they don't like.
they do it for free

>>5381653

a shame, but I suppose liberals cannot be trusted

>>5381633
I never applied.

>>5381703
It was always just a rumor.

>>5381653
TBF, butterface was a janitor right in the middle of that 2-week Laurie Penny onslaught last year. Unfortunately, she let that slide while flagging any thread or individual post that even smelled of /pol/, misogyny, or leaned an inch to the right.

who the fuck is will self? i didn't see a single of his thread. you can't say the same about one particular chink.

>>5381746
you must be blind

>>5381726
Butteflaps, you are such a fucking lying shit.

That picture in your pic, banned for ">>4280683", wasn't an innocent 'farmer Joe says keep masturbation legal'. You posted pic related, a vulgar animated gif.

>>5381746
>who the fuck is will self?
Sigh... Boys, we need another Will Self awareness campaign. Double the efforts this time.

I've seen threads deleted for reasons that could only be personal... pure ideology!

>>5381653
that never happened.

>>5381761
Hahaha.. I never meant to imply I posted Farmer Brown.
But as you can see, I spoilered the image. The other's didn't even do that.

>>5381746
>who the fuck is will self?
He's the guy at the beginning of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

>>5381761
That's not vulgar; butterlips just likes red heads and has a bluish tinge being of the morpho genus. It's all perfectly natural. Except the lesbian part, that's probably the result of a fungal infection.

>>5381526
Yes mods, thank you for getting rid of some Self posts.

>>5381163
/lit/ has a very specific mod, and they keep track of all of your posts and banning offenses.

>>5381827
>48 bans
kek

>>5381827
Kerouac's a Catholic. You got deleted for stupidity.

>>5381818
>Yes mods, thank you for getting rid of some Self posts.
Will Self can always make more Self threads.

>>5381526
Thank you based mods

>>5381845
>implying his comment wouldn't have been stupid even if he had been right about Kerouac

>>5381874
>implying I needed to read more than kerouac to know that
I was having a didactic moment, thanks for your words.

Is the /lit/ janitor a /pol/tard? Yesterday I saw some shitty blogging thread getting deleted but at the same time the /pol/ thread was allowed to stay even though it had been reported.

>>5381827
>all of your
I don't think they keep track of EVERYONE'S baning offenses. They probably have a ranking of the top shitposters of the board, though.

>>5381494
Spooks.

>>5381846
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy
Thou art thy Self

>>5381524
Will Will Self self-will your selfless willingness to will yourself to self-post Will Self posts?

>>5381163
"/pol/ shit" being something that doesn't ideologically conform to your hugbox.

>>5382145
Not at all. The /pol/ posting style isn't directly related to and ideology.

>>5382145
Political ideology belongs on >>>/pol/. Kill yourself, retard.

>>5382150
Any.

>>5381726
>Mac operation system
just when I thought you couldn't get any more queer.

>>5381726
At first was the fatty ass, now a mac...
The Queen is more and more on the way to become an angry lesbian

>>5382175

>fatty ass

pics?

>>5382150
Well, that I can agree with. I may have somewhat agreed with EvolaKid on a few things but he was by far the worst trip I've ever come across.

>>5382152
So we can't discuss Mill, Marx, Bakunin etc?
We can't discuss the political ideas and implications represented in novels?
I don't want every single thread to be injected with ideology but it's a valid conversation topic on appropriate threads.

I got banned for saying that Celine is the Down syndrome of literature.

>>5382190
>So we can't discuss Mill, Marx, Bakunin etc?
>We can't discuss the political ideas and implications represented in novels?

No, you fucking can't. Keep /pol/ trash out of /lit/, you retarded piece of shit.

>>5382193
I got banned for helping a guy with his two word essay about aliens.

>>5382208
>two word essay about aliens

ayy lmao

>>5381827
It's trivial to track how many times a specific IP has been banned (and why the hell are suspensions even called bans anyway?).

>>5382193
more like "down syndrome of france literature"
>>5382181
I can't do this to her, and she has said that now she's on diet

>>5382221
>I can't do this to her,
Surely she would have uploaded them to 4chin in the first place? Just ask yourself, what would Will Self do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roaPPVuH7aU

polpolpol.....

>>5382242

keke

>>5382242
I don't get it.

>>5382255
I don't think you're supposed to.

Probably deleting threads where people are asking for others' opinions.

The fact that this thread is still alive tells us a lot about the moderation on /lit/.