/lit/ - Literature

Something meaningful.

Something meaningful.

>>5318388
>>5318390
>>5318394
Something meaningful in your native tongue.

Quelque chose qui ait du sens.

Dictionary.

>>5318397
Write something meaningful in your native tongue.

bakom en stängd dörr
sitter en sjuk man
han ser ingen sommar

>>5318388

YOUR
something
NATIVE
meaningful
TONGUE

Algo significante.

>tfw Spanish is the superior literary language

Feels good man.

fuckin chugs stole my timbits

>>5318434
that would be german

>>5318388

>>5318434
>tfw when no one has ever known that feel, because it doesn't exist

>>5318434
Acaso quieras decir: sente bien, hombre.

war, huh, what is it good for
absolutely nothing

>>5318435
they raised the price of an ice cap again

between this and the chinamen i'm about ready to final solution this city

>>5318450
shit man

>>5318443
>german
>aka "the agglomerated barking sounds" language

No, gracias.

>>5318457
*tips being occupied by muslims for 400 years*

Brother my brother
Tell me what are we fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother my brother

>>5318388

Nothing meaningless.

>>5318388
Ich denke "etwas von Substanz" anstatt von "meaningful" wäre die bessere Wortwahl gewesen.
So klingt es als ob du von /lit/ ein "ich liebe dich"-artigen Kitsch erwarten würdest.

>>5318388
What, literally something meaningful, or writing something with an inherent meaning meaning? You would need to define meaning for the latter case, but I'll give both an honest go

>1. Någonting meningsfullt

>2. Man behöver inte använda sig av svordomar för att festa och ha skoj

Is minic a bhris a bhéal a shrón -- what my mammy always says about me.

>>5318476

Anything that gives an insightful message

>>5318487
In that case I might have nailed it with my solid number two

>>5318461
You mean being occupied by Muslims when they represented the height of civilization, science and philosphy ? I can take that.

And that doesn't say anything about the quality of the language, actually.

Outside of a native tongue, a man's best friend is a book;
inside of a native tongue, it's too dark to write.

My cunt is Plato's Cave allergy of shadowy dick allegory

>>5318492
>my solid number two

>>5318492
Man be hoover in the Canada sigh all swordsmen for the fiesta hop the scar ?

Seems legit.

This statement doesn't mean anything.

Something meaningful in your native tongue

>>5318507
Made me chuckle

Elämä on vittujen elämä, mulla on hakaristi näytöllä ja juliste kotona.

is cuma

ySoOuMrE TnHaItNiGvMeE AtNoInNgGuFULe

>>5318494
>believing the islamic golden age myth

>>5318388
Hey guys
http://q/at/so-amazing-wtf

Take a look, dosnt hurt ;)

Za chto? Idiot.

>>5318561
>thinking Middle Age science and mathematics in the Islamic world weren't God tier.

It's fine anon not everyone can like algebra.

La identidad emerge de un continuum de diferencias. A veces, pero, la inconsistencia de la conciencia rompe la ilusion de la identidad al ignorar durante demasiado tiempo una entidad.

No solemos preocuparnos por estas inconsistencias; ni las percibimos las m'as veces. Sin embargo, cuando la identidad es el yo es dificil de ignorar la incomoda extra;ez de ser uno mismo que viola nuestra m'as arraigada aceptai'on plat'onica de la realidad.

La depresión es el estado natural del alma.

Mentira prodrida

pojebal som vás do huby aby si to takto chápal, neni som rozmaznaný kár, dam ti cez piču nesaháš mi po päty, ty stroskotaný pičus!

Os espinhos que colhi são da árvore que plantei. -- Lord Byron

A demain.

>>5318929
No es.

>>5318388
Quand Rimbaud prétend que "je est un autre", il souligne avant tout le fait que la conscience - donc l'identité, car elle est un observateur de l'ensemble de nos expériences, perçues toujours de manière unique - tend vers elle-même. Autrement dit, la conscience qui a conscience d'elle-même devient autre. Le poète devient donc philosophe. Un philosophe qui s'ignore.

Call Toll Free - Sexy Women Available Now!

er schlägt die Faust hernieder, doch sieht lange er die Geister noch.

>>5318975

Pretty based if you ask me.

>>5318997
Thanks, my nigga.

>>5319008

That wasn't meant to flatter whatosever. But you're welcome.

Zaključak je valjan kad mu je forma valjana, a ona je valjana kad svaka interpretacija koja istinitim čini premise, čini istinitom i konkluziju.

>>5318388
Something meaningful.

Kanker Karel kankert over zijn kankerleven. Hij heeft een kankervrouw, kankerkinderen, kankerbaan en kankerhuis. Oja, en hij heeft kanker.

Eu vou fazer um leilão, quem dá mais pelo meu coração, me ajude voltar a viver, estou aqui tão perto me arremate pra você.

>>5319045
is there even one dutch book known internationally that isn't about cancer? for real

De bar em bar, de mesa em mesa
Bebendo cachaça e tomando cerveja
Foi assim que eu te conheci... Foi assim!

E foi no risca-faca que eu te conheci
Dançando, enchendo a cara, fazendo fara...
Tô nem aí!

>>5318388
>native tongue

Looks like a gallicism.

>>5318388
>Den folelsen når man ikkje har ein kjæreste

>>5319056
I believe not.

Er sah das licht und fragte "Sind Sie es, oh Gott allmächtig im Himmel?"

"Wir können uns gerne duzen" antwortete Gott.

J'aime sucer des penis, comme mes amis a 4chan.

>>5319056
well there are a lot that are about sex. now that you mention it, most are about both cancer and sex so no.

Coś istotnego. Coś co będzie czytane przez wieki i roszarpane przez profesorów i nauczycieli. Coś - czyli sukces. Suckes którego nie zdobędę, który nie jest ideałem czy marzeniem tylko przelotną myślą która zaraz mi wyleci z głowy.

fanculo

O amor não existe em uma forma geral, ele é criado de uma forma isolada e subjetiva, ou seja, seu sentimento de amor é uma obra de arte.

>>5319197
que

Patisco il senso di vuoto cosmico all'interno del mio corpo dopo una lunga ed estenuante cagata

நான் ஒரு தமிழன் ஆனால் எனக்கு தமிழ் தேரியாது.

>>5319185
calmo zio

Det er håplost og vi gir oss ikke.

>>5318388
My native tongue is hindi but the script I'm most comfortable with is latin. Devnagri is a great script but all my education has been in English.

>>5318388
Nemám nic smysluplného, co bych vám napsal zmrdi.

>>5319171
ayyy

La muerte no es un cazador desconocido para su presa.
Siempre se esta conciente de que esta al acecho.
Aunque la vida no es más que un viaje a la tumba, no debe llevarse a cabo sin esperanza.
Sólo entonces la historia de un viajero vivira, atesorada por los que conocio.

putas e vinho verde

یه چیز معنی دار
Ye chiz-e ma'nidār
Literally, "a thing-of meaninghaving"

For real now

مشکلم بختِ بد و تلخیِ ایام نیست
مشکلم پوشوندنِ پینه ی دستام نیست
مشکلم نون نیست ، آب نیست ، برق نیست
مشکلم شکستنِ طلسمِ تنهاییست

Moshkel-am bakht-e bad o talkhi ayām nist.
Moshkel-am pushundan-e pine-ye dastām nist.
Moshkel-am nun nist, āb nist, bargh nist.
Moshkel-am shekastan-e telesm-e tanhāyist.

Problem-my luck-of bad and bitter days isn't
Problem-my wearing-of callus-of hands-my isn't
Problem-my bread isn't, water isn't, electricity isn't
Problem-my breaking-of spell-of loneliness is.

I think you get the gist. Cliché, I know, but it's from a song I like.

HOT NUDE WOMEN ALL NIGHT LONG

Blue Movies In Full Color

>>5319070

>>5319710
Voy a quemar mi paaaaaan

skrid til helvede din negerbosse, det er håblost og vi giver os ikke!

Cha dèanar sagart gun fhoghlam, ‘s cha dèan foghlam sagart.

>>5319070
quiero cachaca maricon de brazil.

>>5319734
An bhfuil taom ag teacht ort?

>>5318388

Pòg mo thòin!

Si no te amas a vos mismo, como esperas que alguien mas te ame?

Word to the wise with villainous states of mind, grindin and hittin brazillian dimes from behind

>>5319767
Go ndeanfaidh an diabhal dréimire as cnáimh dhroma do sheanmháthair chun úlla na hifreann a bhailiú 's go nífidh s'iad le do theanga ramhraithe.

Taem ida ound id bo'vl ound id fajea'bad goregt'avl mog.

yo dis shit be meaninful as FUK nigga shiET
white male

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

A bird in a cage is nothing but a plaything for others.

>>5319719
Is dat sum Farsi? Where's the song from?

Dieu est fort.

>>5318388
enyo vi s'yae rekuli se arie e yana.

>>5320293
Written.

>>5320308
> rather: scrawled quickly in photoshop.

Lechuga

>>5318388
Ta mig till havet
Och gör mig till kung
Över alla bögar
Och sug på min pung

ching chong ting tong ding dong

>>5319899
great melody, fantastic tune, but the lyrics are fucking retarded as hell.

my favorite instrumental version, the Soulful Strings', is not on youtube, unfortunately.

Not by the hand of God, but by the fist of man.

Heaven's a state of mind

В белом венчике из роз впереди Исус Христос.

>>5318388
Etwas Sinnvolles.

Is this a chat?
What is this?
Do you know people here or is this anonymous?

Ïa ïa, m00t ftaghn!!

>>5321202
So meaningful.

Your language sounds pretty native.

>>5319056
Oh how i despise dutch literature (and movies for that matter)

>wow it's so progressive because it casually talks about sex

get the fuck outta here

/rant

Choppa sez harden tha fuck up

>>5319056
Yeah, Max Havelaar for instance

>tfw not even a keeskop

>>5318434
Ni siquiera lo has traducido bien. Se diría: algo significativo, plebeyo.

>>5318388
Απάντηση προς τον αυθεντικό τοιχοκολλητή, ο οποίος μας ζητάει να γράψουμε κάτι με νόημα στην μητρική μας γλώσσα.

Kati simantiko sti mitriki mou glossa.

>>5321600
>>5321603

γειά σου, φίλε

>>5321606
:-)

nothing matters anymore

>>5321608
χαίρομαι που βλέπω κι άλλους έλληνες εδώ.
Άν και φοβαμαι ότι μπαίνεις περιστασιακά

>>5321606
Γεια σου και εσένα! Σπάνια συναντώ ελληνόφωνους /lit/ες.

>>5321618
Δεν έγραψα εγώ την φατσούλα αλλά τέλος πάντων. Καθημερινά μπαίνω, απλά είμαι lurker και όχι poster.

>>5321623
καλά κάνεις.
διάβασες τίποτα ενδιαφέρον τελευταία?

>>5321627
Την Θεία Κωμωδία του Δάντη και μια συλλογή κειμένων του Δημήτρη Πικιώνη.

>>5321627
Εσύ έχεις διαβάσει τίποτα τελευταία; Επίσης, σπουδάζεις κάτι σχετικό με τις βλέψεις του board αυτού;

>>5321630
Ξέρω για τον Πικιώνη ότι ήταν εξαιρετικός αρχιτέκτονας. εικόνα σχετική
εγώ μόλις τέλειωσα την πανούκλα του Καμύ

>>5321618
Na sou po tin alitheia, sto exoteriko eimai. Apla diavasa ellinika eos proti gymnasiou dioti oi goneis mou einai apo tin Ellada.

Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

bella zio ci si scianta con questa droga catalettica

ayy lmao

>>5318570

>algebra wasn't invented by the greeks

Sure the muslims held on to that knowledge for a while but they destroyed a lot of it as well because they were so backward.

You're probably a moor anyway.

>>5318901
Where is this from?

>>5318434

Spanish is a nice language, sure, but its poetry is shit compared to the English poetry. Since English is mostly monosyllabic they can stuff their verses with much more content and material, since it takes more words to fill the metric. This makes a great difference.

In Spain there was also the problem of the primitive mindset and all that catholic religious fanaticism. Spain was very crude and harsh compared to Britain, not only in its society, but also its culture. Shakespeare and Cervantes were contemporaries, but the language of the Spanish writer (and let us put Lope de Vega here too) seems a rough and grotesque peasant dialect compared to the modern and cosmopolitan language of Shakespeare.

And (before you say something) no, I am not British or American: my native language is Portuguese.

Also: if we are competing for who owns the most beautiful language, I guess the Italians win this round.

>>5318434

Es "algo significativo" bruto.

در روض کون جز گل کیر مکار

>>5321864
>hoje, anon não estava plebão

>>5321864
>italians win
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Alguna cosa significativa.

>>5318404
Why do you write "ait" in this circumstance? Which form of avoir is this?

Man kan vara full utan att ha roligt

bix nood

본디 산 속에서는 산이 잘 보이지 않는 법이니라

allt sem hún sagði var satt

>double mother tongue master race

Now, what do you own the world?
how do you own disorder, disorder

>>5322506
This is subjonctif présent.

>>5318388
Quelque chose de significatif.

Grådighet og maktbegjær er ikke lidenskaper, men frykt.

>>5319056

> One half is about cancer
> The other half is about the second world war

Not complaining about Mulisch though

>>5318388
một cái gì đó có ý nghĩa

משהו בעל משמעות

>>5322996
>mosha ba'l mashme'et
was I close

ching chong

>>5318388

Bueno para el petate, bueno para el metate.

شيء له معنى

>>5322627
한국인?

Ojacież kurwa mać pierdole....

Kokoro no kutabireta toki ni ha shinzo wo sase.

When your soul is tired, stab your heart.

>>5324103
هههههههههههه

>>5319056
I heard the worst insult you can say to someonein Dutch is "get the cancer". What's with the cancer obsession ?

>>5319140
"mes amis de 4chan" or "mes amis sur 4chan". Es-tu certain que le français est ta langue natale ? Sois sincère.

>>5321683
No it wasn't. And I'm not a Moor. And the Arabs definitely increased the sum of mathelatical knowledge in their time.

>>5321864
It's funny because up until the time of Shakespeare the exact reverse of what you say was true. Spain was the great metropole while England was a remote secondary European nation.
Also
>using Cervantes as an example of XVIth century Spanish style
>not Gongorra

portuga pls

>>5322813
Je pourrai pousser le bouchon un peu plus loin et dire:

Quelque chose d'important.

Espérons que ce ne soit pas trop loin.

>>5324191
>Can't spell mathematical.

Moor detected.

>>5319197
isso foi horrível

>>5324191
Pas lui, mais je crois que la fausse grammaire était intentionnelle. Des fois on trouve la vérité profonde dans les erreurs.

>>5324170
Ewwww disgusting weeaboo get lost.

>>5324150
2세 캐나다 교포

>>5324224
Je vois. Humour pince-sans-rire (peut-être).

Mais ton français est d'une charmante incorrection. D'où viens-tu ? Et surtout, es-tu une zouz ?

>>5324336
>Et surtout, es-tu une zouz ?
Oui et mon vagin est tout à toi si tu le veux, chéri. ;)

you had the right idea, and a sense of urgency to match. i enjoyed watching you walk down those long hallways with the large windows. i liked watching the sun's light caress your face. i looked down at my dirty feet and began to feel queasy. i heard pounding thoughts race through my head. i was sure that i was dying; and then - stillness. time had stopped. i looked away from the floor. you were gone. the voices of others that occupied the busy campus had been put on pause. i felt itchy, so i started scratching at my skin. soon it began to tear off in little chunks, and it became a sensation of pain and simultaneous relief. the walls turned a dark color, and my mouth widened into a smile. my body buzzed and vibrated. i punched myself in the mouth as hard as i possibly could. blood was everywhere. i began pulling out as many teeth as i could, swallowing some - and sticking the rest into the raw muscle where my skin had been just a minute before. i began to shake uncontrollably. the world resumed. they stared at me, and soon their skin began to shed. there we were, a myriad of skinless creatures. their bodies began to rub up against mine. some writhed upon the floor. the sensation was too appealing. a smell of rottenness permeated the air. the sun went down. a man's face was stuck in a permanent smile, and was blood poured from his eyes. i inched closer and whispered "i love you...". he began to gag and collapsed into a seizure. i felt the sudden urge to piss, so i squatted and pissed into his foaming mouth. the walls began to collapse - the rubble swallowed most around me. i stopped breathing, and began to run madly. after a few minutes, a flash of light stopped me in my tracks. i covered my eyes with a toddler i had found searching for its mother. i then threw it on the ground carelessly. a vagrant women concealed in a tattered cloak crept out from an alleyway, and began to eat the infant. she looked exactly like you. i heard screaming, so i ran further. again i was interrupted, this time by a brick wall. angry at myself, i began to flail and beat my head off of it. blood ran down past my chin, and a slight tingle began near my groin. before i knew it, i had come. i gathered the runny mess with my left hand, and smeared it on a dead body that lay nearby. i felt strange. just a few minutes ago, i had been a normal person, with a normal job - an average life. i bit myself as hard as i could, wondering if all of it had been nothing but a savage dream. i was wrong, and screamed out in pain. my eyes watered, my chest swelled. i felt trapped. i WAS trapped. i kissed my armpit and lied down, slowly creeping into the fetal position. i sucked my thumb and awaited death's grace.

something meaningful in your native tongue

>>5318434
>>5321579
>>5322306
Secundo esta vaina. OP es un degenerado invertido.

Gol. Golazo. ¿En qué se diferencia un gol de un golazo? ¿En que el golazo es espectacular?

Si de verdad observaran la congruencia entre palabras y realidad aceptarían que hay goles muy mediocres y a esos deberían llamarlos “golecitos”.

eg.: El padre de familia le dice a su hijo y a los amigos de su hijo: “Vamos, muchachos, vamos a meter muchos golecitos”. Horas después un psicópata los rebana parte por parte con una sierra. "¿Por qué papá? ¿Por qué?".

>>5324870
Impressive.

>>5318434
>va y lo traduce mal desde el principio
>se pone a alardear de algo que no hace bien

Conque saludando con sombrero ajeno, ¿eh?

>>5323051

Mano.

Na boa.

Vai se fuder.

>>5318388
I am you, you are me, we are each-other

Hace tiempo el Fondo de Cultura Económica sacó un concurso: “¿Qué harías con 10 días de vida?”. Se me ocurrió lo siguiente:

>Me corto un dedo de los pies todos los días y se los doy de comer a las ratas que viven en el metro.
>Buscaría cumplir todos los lugares comunes de mi lista: dar vueltas bajo la lluvia, lanzarme en paracaídas, etc...
>Comer y conocer gente.
>Pelear a golpes con todos mis amigos y amigas.
>Pedirle a mis seres queridos cosas cada vez menos razonables y egoístas para ver hasta dónde pueden llegar.
>Tener un orgasmo prostático.

“用您得本地得语言写一个有意思得说法”

she rak ha lev shekoav laich

>>5318388
Mate, cunt's fucked.
Nah cunt, put some WD40 on 'er.

>>5325670
>"vaina"
>>>Hispachan

>>5325858
wd40 is start ya bastard in Aussie English

>>5325858
yeah nah, she'll be right.

>>5325848
我们管“本地语言”叫母语,Google Translate now fuck off

>>5325880
ci

>>5324171
عربي هنا , غيري ما الذي يحدث !!!
من اين انت ؟
انا من العراق

İlk pokemon filminde ben ve kuzenlerim hüngür hüngür ağlamıştık.

7 yıllık 4chan hayatımda yazdığım ilk Türkçe cevap bu oldu bu arada.

>>5324191

>Es-tu certain que le français est ta langue natale ?

Why is it that the people who translate their English word for word into French are always the ones to question whether someone speaking it is a native speaker?

You people piss me off.

>>5326043
>7 yıllık 4chan hayatımda yazdığım ilk Türkçe cevap bu oldu bu arada.
>4chan hayatım
>pokemon izlerken ağlamak

>>5319056
>>5324191
Well, almost everyone in the Netherlands knows someone who died of cancer. And its also popular because of the 'k' in kanker. Is a very hard sound so thats whar it make a popular curseword.
But only edgy teenagers use it because you insult a lot of people by saying cancer

>>5319056
Gerard Reve with De Avonden, Multatuli, Nooit meer slapen.

On mahdotonta kirjoittaa jotakin merkityksellistä, kun millään ei ole mitään merkitystä. Ainoa merkitys joka jollakin asialla voi olla on ihmisen mielessä. Olisi hyvä jos voisin keksiä elämälleni jonkin merkityksen sen sijaan että ajelehtisin elämäni läpi, mutta en usko että pystyn siihen. Kaikki on kuitenkin mennyttä kun kuolen ja toivon vain että kuolen pian.

niwiem nachuj ja dotychczas siedza na tym sranym sajcie, ale czemuścik siedza, musi cościk w nim jest

>>5322496 manco nei soprano quando tentano di biascicare due parole in italiano raggiungono sti livelli

Menathilia a manorath. Thalerin ne sathoras trehsol minathoran dy.

באמת שאין לי מושג מה אני עושה כאן

>>5322444
no, you may not blow that up

Voudrais-tu me léchouiller l'anus, ma chère ?
J'ai un petit problème pour aller aux toilettes.
Peut-être pourrais-je expulser mes excréments dans ta bouche, chienne ?

>>5318388
/lit/ es una bola de putos.

Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps... ahm tellin ya ..... pure metal likes

poop poop POOP SHIT dick CUNT COCK pussy FUCK

Tudo que eu escrever não terá sentido, anão.

The car's on fire
But there' no driver at the wheel

We're trapped in the belly if this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

I said kiss me you are beautiful
These are truly the last days

>>5326303
>>5326392
>>5327463
Why are there so many non-Americans on /lit/?
Do they not have their own literary sites in their language?

>>5327782

tips fedora

O tempo não pára! Só a saudade é que faz as coisas pararem no tempo.

>>5325894

*tips fedora*

>>5327782
The Russian 4chan is full of crazies. As in, medically insane asshats.

>>5327548
Nice GY!BE lyrics you hack.

>>5327849
>The Russian 4chan is full of crazies.
In case you haven't noticed, the American 4chan is full of crazies, too.

>>5319047

>>5327502
what's "loupin"

Flygande bäckasiner söka hwila på mjuka tuvor.

>>5327849
>The Russian 4chan is full of crazies. As in, medically insane asshats.
But Russia is like that in general, no?

>>5327886
American crazies to Russian crazies are like hampsters to lions.

>>5328002
>But Russia is like that in general, no?
No. That's just a stereotype, like Japan being 'weird'.

>>5328015
>said the American.

>>5318388

Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
trafitto da un raggio di sole:
ed è subito sera.

>>5327535
Mas, para mim, o sentido da vida esta no que escrever, meu amor.

>>5328030
>escreves
fixed

Te amo, anao.

>>5328020
I'm obviously not.

>>5328050

>>5318388
Meria mortre evtrera gritre,
Graing graing gra (graing graing gra);
Mertis a mortù è tresta grantù,
Saing saing sa (saing saing sa);

Mi af markù dia on di eva grin.

>>5328024
>Ognuno sta solo sul cuor della terra
>trafitto da un raggio di sole:
>ed è subito sera.

I see your Quasimodo.

La natura del primordio non ammette classi,
e il sovverso crebbe lento nella critica prassi,
io mi innalzerei, immolando dei,
sulle logiche che in Diogene trassi.....
Il cerbero padre dell’Ade generò figli senza vergogne,
peripatetica corte pose la morte sulle sue insegne,
crebbe forzuto negli anni forzando recinti di forgia ateniese,
distrusse tabuiche sostanze figliando consigli che Cratete intese.
Decuplica effetti a lui cari fornendo tettoie e ripari a coscienze,
patetico regno dei morti parrebbe posticcio ponendo parvenze,
il tempo ricusa chi accusa, prefigge ed infligge se per Demonatte
sono i mercanti che ingrassano a forza i loro più grossi porcelli da latte.
Ritenne pagani contenti gaudenti di intenti e potenti franchigie,
sostenne onanismo e invettiva teorici elogi delle callipigie,
putiferofomentatori: la vita e la morte non furono più cruccio,
strutture cresciute a feticcio, cresciute per forza di impiccio.
Meta che diede mai noia fu usare mannaia sul pel Leviatano,
s’agghinda d’orpelli e gioielli l’infausto sovrano che perde il suo trono,
astanti scherniti e puniti da chi adora miti già morti nel senso,
pragmatico altare prepara già bare sfruttando ragioni fungenti ad incenso.
I servi cantavano strofe sagaci, storie salaci conobbero i Traci,
l’ingrato Aristotele meritò feci rendendo infelici i più cinici greci,
io so che il piacere tradisce promesse, la storia che disfa ciò che il mondo tesse
ma in Sinope visse chi disse e corresse che fesse appagasse chi appena potesse.
La natura cresce dentro all’istinto, il sentiero va da Atene a Corinto,
di pastori non ne urgo, la saliva del demiurgo lavo e purgo nel cinismo convinto;
anacoretoretoricotopica lacera critica d’anomalia,
barbelognostica via, Giocasta e la sua fantasia,
emancipa l’etica l’ottica ludica pelvica l’attica pratica impura
cannibalismo e sozzura, no sepoltura!

>>5328018
bull. russians are actually 90% unpleasant asshats. they're unemployed, they drink too much, they're passive aggressive most of the time and actively aggressive the rest of the time. they hate anything different, and they hate themselves, too. they're all buttpained about the whole collapse-of-the-soviet-union-decline-of-the-russian-empire-thing and it's sad to look at and nasty to be around.

i've met some nice russians as well, but the overwhelming majority are cunts.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, RUSSIA.

>>5328081
You speak with such fervent conviction and depth of experience that I take it you actually live in Russia, yeah?

>>5318388
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

>>5324836
Je ne m'attendais pas à un tel succès. Je bande déjà.

>>5318388
Absender Werner Jüngens.
Kirow, Russland.

Empfänger Elizabeth Jüngens
Klüttenweg 13, Hürth

Meine Tresorkombination ist 200795.
Verteile du es unter den Kindern.

Dein Werner.

>>5326251
I'm a native speaker but thanks for trying.

>>5328081
Would you please take that Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ off.

>>5327782
They have but they're ot nearly as funny and degenerate.

>>5328141
That's an asshat, you can't take it off.

Sku inn i Bacchus oyne;
Hor galskapen stige
Du er alene

>>5321683
>al-jibr was invented by the greeks
tipkek

Denkend aan Holland
zie ik breede rivieren
traag door oneindig
laagland gaan,

rijen ondenkbaar
ijle populieren
als hooge pluimen
aan den einder staan;

en in de geweldige
ruimte verzonken
de boerderijen
verspreid door het land,

boomgroepen, dorpen,
geknotte torens,
kerken en olmen
in een grootsch verband.

de lucht hangt er laag
en de zon wordt er langzaam
in grijze veelkleurige
dampen gesmoord,

en in alle gewesten
wordt de stem van het water
met zijn eeuwige rampen
gevreesd en gehoord.

>>5328097
no, a friend of mine is russian. he's cool. i went to russia with him a couple of times with a group of people. he's loaded and it's usually a blast. but the people suck.

>>5328141
no. also is that boxxie / cathy

>>5328220
>i went to russia with him a couple of times with a group of people.
Cool. Where did you go and how long did you stay?

>>5328220
She prefers Catie.
>no
Rude.
Yeah, I remember your frond from the commercials

>>5328308
>I remember your frond from the commercials
what r u talking about

>>5328319
*Friend
>he's loaded
I'm saying he's this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA

>>5328337
oh. no that's not him

>>5328345

>>5328380
not him either

við erum það sem við gerum aftur og aftur, mannkostir eru því fyrst og fremst vani

>>5328400
Við erum það sem við borðum?

>>5328427
>looks like a bjork
>talks like a bjork
the plot thickens

>>5328442
Þú hefur fundið mig. Ég er hún

>>5328081
FUCK YOU
I took a screenshot of this for future references.

Etwas bedeutsames

>>5325725
>>5325832
Por favor, comente.

>>5328552
okay - references on what

>>5328552
It's not me though. :(

Vous êtes pas écœurés de mourir bande de caves !

Arşla ferş ü kâf ü nun mende bulundu cümle çün
Kes sözünü ve ebsem ol şerh ü beyane sığmazam

Encüm ile felek menem, vahy ile hem melek menem
Çek dilini ve ebsem ol men bu lisane sığmazam

>>5318388
Merci pour cette occasion en or de parler la langue de Molière sur /lit/. En anglais, il m'est difficile d'élever mon niveau de langue. Il n'y a qu'en français que je peux vraiment montrer ma supériorité intellectuelle, lourde, écrasante.
En français, "sunday" se dit "dimanche" ("di-" de deus, Dieu en latin). "Weekend" se dit "weekend". Je pensais que les rosbifs et les ricains étaient des gros bosseurs? Dans les siècles passés, on disait "bon dimanche!". Maintenant on dit "bon weekend!". Les américains sont-ils les inventeurs du 2è jour chômé?
Ou bien le samedi chômé est-il un coup pour satisfaire les Juifs?
Quoi qu'il en soit, toujours est-il,
bon shabbat,
shalom,
joyeux jour des chats.

>>5330579
Malekum Salah.

>>5318388
Bývaly doby, kdy všechno bylo ticho a nic bolet

>>5331650
What is that supposed to mean?

>>5325725
A gol is when you score. A "golazo" must be a special kind of goal, a golden goal or something.

>>5331684
- salah malekum!
- malekum salah!
it's how niggers greet each other here.
maybe it means
- good day!
- day good!

Que les soleils sont beaux dans les chaudes soirées!

>>5331703
You mean selamun aleyküm-aleyküm selam?
These are Arabic phrases. The poem is in Azerbaijani Turkish

>>5331636
>Thank you for this wonderful opportunity to speak the language of Molière on / lit /. In English, it is difficult for me to raise my level of language. It is only in French that I can really show my intellectual superiority, heavy, overwhelming.
>In French, "sunday" is "Sunday" ("di" Deus, God in Latin). "Weekend" is "weekend". I thought the roast beef and the Yanks were big hard workers? In centuries past, people said "good Sunday". Now we say "good weekend". Americans Are the inventors of the 2nd day of unemployment?
Saturday or holiday is there a shot to satisfy the Jews?
>Anyway, it is certain,
>good Sabbath
>shalom,
>joyous day cats.

not that bad for google translate.

>>5331713
diffusion Mye.

>>5331720
>selamun aleyküm
what does it really mean?

>The poem is in Azerbaijani Turkish
I was just teasing you.

>>5331740
>what does it really mean?
peace be with you. The tricky part is selam is the same thing with islam, just pronounced different. So you also say Islam be with you too, hence why the irreligious people avoid these greeting.

>>5324200
prove, plebeu

>>5331684
Over here, it's
"Assalam'mualaikum (waruhmutulahi-wahbarohkatu)"
"Wa'alaykum salam"

>>5331763
>peace be with you
thx, I learnt something.

>>5331790
>"Wa'alaykum salam"
Salam Wazzzzaaaaa!

>>5331790
but why do you/they reverse the two words?
It's as if we said
>bon jour!
>jour bon!
(goodday, day good)

>>5318388
AMURRIKA!!!! WOOO!!!! FREEDOM!!!!

>>5331790
People say asselamün aleyküm-ve aleyküm selam here too, but that is mostly to draw more attention. Noone says verahmetullahu vehberekatu though.

>>5319197
Que bosta

mamelo parcero, perro hijueputa

>>5331802
no bc its one person sending pce and the other reciprocating it
different languages have different grammar

>>5331802
>>5331802
Selamün aleyküm means 'peace be with you' as I said, and the reply, aleyküm selam means 'peace be with you as well' or something along those lines.
>>5331790 these guy probably knows better, I assume he is an Arap.

Ela balança mas não pára.
Balança mas nunca pára
Ela balança mas não pára.
Balança mas nunca pára
Ela balança mas não pára...

>>5331824
>>5331827
yeah some sites seem to suggest you shouldn't just revert the 2 words, but also add
>wa' alekum sala
"wa" would me "and".

reminds of The Dictator.

>>5325725
Q?

>>5331839
>wa
yeah, unfortunately we use it too, though we softened it, we say 've' instead.

>>5331827
I'm Malaysian.

>>5331867
>unfortunately
you know, if we thought about it twice in france, we too could find issues with the christian origins of our language.
As I wrote above, the English say "sunday", we say "dimanche". In several words, the root "di" is for "deo" = god.
Though I'm not Christian, I use some words without thinking twice.
btw, France is famous during the Revolution for trying to change the christian/gregorian calendar. Instead of Janvier or Février, they named months "pluviose" (rainy), ventose (?) (windy)

>>5331899
also, in Paris' metro, prepare for all the "Saint ..." stations. Sometimes you have 3 Saints in a row.
>pic unrelated

>>5331899
The problem is we use Arabic words that are really basic. I can understand using, for example, tasavvuf, nefs, cism and such words, or words that are necessary for Islam, but 've'? something so simple as and?
Another thing is that the Republic and the late Ottoman intellectuals (some of them at least) started a war against foreign words, that's why we Türks notice and be irritated by foreign words so much. It became a political thing almost, in some cases you a word you pick can imply you are
religious/'modern'/'western'/nationalists/Kemalist.

>>5331899
Notre Dam was turned into a "temple of reason" after the French Revolution.

>tfw the French wore fedoras before it was cool

>>5332094
really?
actually the best answer to the reason/religion debate, I read it in Victor Hugo (les Miz, after the chapters about the Covent).

>>5331985
believe it or not, we learnt (a bit) about Atatürk and the Young Turks in school.
A friend of mine is learning Turk (the language).
She doesn't really know why, but her mother is of "unknown origin".
I've been to Istanbul and Izmir, but don't speak a word. I didn't know about the connections with the Arab language.
I visited the St Sophia Mosque, I loved it when they made my sister cover her legs and arms. They know how to put women in their place.

2014 in other calendars

Gregorian calendar 2014 MMXIV
Ab urbe condita 2767
Armenian calendar 1463
ԹՎ ՌՆԿԳ
Assyrian calendar 6764
Bahá'í calendar 170–171
Bengali calendar 1421
Berber calendar 2964
British Regnal year 62 Eliz. 2 – 63 Eliz. 2
Buddhist calendar 2558
Burmese calendar 1376
Byzantine calendar 7522–7523
Chinese calendar 癸巳年 (Water Snake)
4710 or 4650
— to —
甲午年 (Wood Horse)
4711 or 4651
Coptic calendar 1730–1731
Discordian calendar 3180
Ethiopian calendar 2006–2007
Hebrew calendar 5774–5775
Hindu calendars
- Vikram Samvat 2070–2071
- Shaka Samvat 1936–1937
- Kali Yuga 5115–5116
Holocene calendar 12014
Igbo calendar 1014–1015
Iranian calendar 1392–1393
Islamic calendar 1435–1436
Japanese calendar Heisei 26 (平成26年)
Juche calendar 103
Julian calendar Gregorian minus 13 days
Korean calendar 4347
Minguo calendar ROC 103
民國103年
Thai solar calendar 2557

>last, but not least :
Unix time 1388534400–1420070399

source : WP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar

>>5327101
שתיים זה תמיד ביחד חבר

Tchórz umiera tysiąc razy, a bohater tylko raz

>>5332361
>I visited the St Sophia Mosque, I loved it when they made my sister cover her legs and arms. They know how to put women in their place.
what? Hagisophia isn't supposed to be a mosque, it is a museum, and there is no forced covering for entering anywhere here, at least legally.
When did you come?
>young Türks
I assume you are the French guy. France was the second country of Young Türks so it is understandable.
The language is called Turkish by the way, Türk is the person.
>She doesn't really know why, but her mother is of "unknown origin".
Huh? care to explain a little?

>>5332458
yes I'm the frenchie.

>When did you come?
1935, faget!
Well, WP says that's when it was turned into a Museum.
Have you ever been there?
I visited it in the 90's. I thought I remembered Muslims praying on the floor... I've seen real Mosques, maybe I'm confusing.
The most famous Istanbul museum was Topkapi.
I distinctly remember having to take off my shoes, and my sister getting mad about the "discrimination". Can't swear it was Saint Sophia.
It looks quite like a Mosque, anyway (minarets...).

>Turkish
'kay

>care to explain a little?
nothing to explain, really.
Her mother is a schooteacher and was adopted as a child, from an unknown Mother.
My friend may look Turkish, anyway for some reason she loves the language. She takes real evening classes.
She likes different cultures, also Klezmer music.

>>5331636
"fin de semaine" pour weekend?
À moins que ça ne sois pas utilisé en France.

>>5332670
It wasn't Hagisophia. It was probably Sultanahmet or Sulaymaniye. I was born in Sulaymaniya, heh.
It looks like a mosque because it was, it is not anymore. Also, I am sure your sister could have gone without getting covered, I guess you just accepted whatever was told to you.

>>5331636
That's pretty funny.
>>5331899
They also tried to replace the old week with a ten day week. Didn't really work out but who knows, if there hadn't been a Restauration.
>>5331911
The subway stations' names come from fuck everywhere. Like half the countries of Europe have their name of that of one of their city as a Paris subway station.
>>5332421
Do you have the Maya calendar too ? That would be the one with the highest numbers.
>>5332821
It isn't, it would sound weird (or too literally translated). "Bon dimanche" is still the closest native expression.

You can also use the tongue-in-cheek 1920s spelling and write it "ouiquende".

>>5332821
effectivement, nous disons "weekend" en france.
c'est un emprunt à l'anglais, donc je subodore que le samedi (shabbath) a été férié dans des pays anglo-saxons avant qu'il ne le soit en France? où on disait seulement "bon dimanche".
Pour les Musulmans, le jour de prière/jour férié est le vendredi.
Le dimanche n'est pas férié pour les Juifs (it's called "day one" in Hebrew, after Genesis).

>>5332854
yeah, as tourists you tend to be especially compliant, "plus royaliste que le roi" ("more royalist than the king")
I've never been to Kurdistan. I don't doubt I visited St Sophia, the "blue Mosque", now known as Hagisophia.
Checked the en.WP article.
They say worship in Hagisophia "was strictly prohibited", at least until 2006. Unfortunately, the reference used dates from 2011, and the Turkish gov apparently changed the webpage since then. Not a single mention on a ban on worship now.
WP also says that the new govt wants to make Hagisophia a worship place again.
I don't remember the name of the political Party in power, but it often made the news here (the fear of Islamism and the injustice against women).

>>5321728
I just tried to write something meaningful.

(The first "inconsistencia" should be "inconstancia", btw)

>>5332933
>kürdistan
what? where did that came from? All these mosques I mentioned are in the same place, if you have been to one of them you have, at least, seen the others too, unless you are blind.
Also, Blue Mosque is Sultanahmet mosque. Hagisophia has a pinkish warm color anyway.
Yeah, they want to make Hagisophia a mosque again.
>injustice against women
that seems like an exaggeration. I am not on the same side with the government but they hardly when against women rights.

>>5332915
>ten day week
really?
it's true though that the seven days come from the Hebrew book of Genesis. Astronomically, it means nothing.

>>5332915
>>5332933

Fin de semaine est courament utlisé au Québec, weekend est seulement utlisé de façon orale. Je ne savais qu'il n'était pas utilisé du tout en France, mais bon, le Québec à l'habitude de tout francisé.

>>5332963
calm down, bro, we had a nice conversation going.
I took the time to look up the two names you mentioned. I could be on YN currently!
For the second name, en.WP said it's a place in Kurdistan/Irak.
The 1st name, according to en.WP, refers to an antique racecourse (I posted the pic from the article, apparently a french pic called "hippodrome" (horse/field, racecourse))
You certainly know these places better than me or en.WP. I thought it meant you were from Kurdistan. Sorry bro.
So you were born in Istanbul?
I remember the city was incredibly hot in summer, like 40°C.
In our french guide probably called "Le Routard", they refered to Hagisophia with 3 names, and it's constantly mentioned that the 3 names come from the 3 traditions. So we were well aware that the place was at the center of many debates. It was certainly the place I visited that looked most as a Mosque, even though among all Mosques, it's probably the one looking least like one.
But I did go there, no doubt.
I you say it wasn't blue in the 90's, I trust you. "Blue Mosque" was just refered to as one of the names.

Anyway, bringing /int/ to /lit/ is interesting, quite different.

>>5333041
>calm down, bro, we had a nice conversation going.
Uh, wasn't really agressive, but anyway.
Süleymaniye could be a common name for many places. This one, the Mosque or the Külliye is made after Suleiman the Magnificent, which is where I was born, the hospital in its Külliye -Külliye is, how may I say, was the time's 'life center'. It included library, hospital, market etc, with the mosque being its center-.
Sultanahmet Mosque is near to antique hippodrome you meintioned, that is probably why it came up together.
Yeah, Istanbul gets really hot in summer, which is why I leave it at the first chance.
Hagisophia was always the same color, when it was a church, when it was a mosque, and now. Maybe tone changes during restorations, but it was the same. It isn't refered as Blue mosque though.
Also, Sultanahmet Mosque is called Blue Mosque because of the color of its glasses, not its whole. Sultanahmet is the biggest one.

>>5333099
ok, I get it know.
granted, I must have mistaken the Blue Mosque and Hagisophia (itself refered to with 3 names in our guide).
I did go to both, but mixed the 2 in my memory.
That's a complex/rich history.
I read that Greece in the last "Western" country who adopted the Gregorian calendar, in the 1920's.
I also read that Istanbul, when considered european, is now the biggest city in Europe.

>>5331818

>>5333156
>I also read that Istanbul, when considered european, is now the biggest city in Europe.
Didn't know that. I thought London or Paris would be bigger.
I heard that it had the most skyscrapers in Europe after Moskow though, but that's hardly a good thing. Some parts of Istanbul is completely developed, but there are parts that look like Romanian gypsy streets.

You should also consider that only 2/3 of Istanbul's population is in Europe.