/lit/ - Literature

Laura does sound like a pleb though. Can't even finish dostyo

>>5313394
Laura, you dumb cunt.

I can't read that chickenscratch but I'm going to assume whatever it says only further solidifies my belief that women are awful.

>>5313394
>Brian
He deserved it

>>5313407

>>5313394
>gets presented a book by a person who clearly loves her
>sells it online
fuck

>>5313413
Based on the condition of the book, not even a word of Keats was read.

>>5313394

I know this is a website full of feels etc. but that image really made me sad in a way nothing else on here ever has.

>>5313394
Anyone feel like typing this out? I can't glean a single sentence of that shit.

>>5313612
Dear Laura, I hope you enjoy this book. I was taking a gamble that you haven't read every poem yet! Anyways, make sure you don't let this book go down the road of Dostoevsky. I think that by the time you receive this we'll be really close to seeing each other again! I think you'll enjoy this book because in addition to his words it has an introduction that details his life and analysis sections at the back.

Love, Bacon

WHY IS LIT INCAPABLE OF ROTATING THEIR IMAGES?

>>5313394

Awww, I have bought used books with heartfelt notes in them that were dated way too recently. It is almost always poetry. I think it was a Rumi book that had a similar message but it was between family and had a 2012 date (I bought it a year ago).

What is the saddest is that they could've just left it on their bookshelf and not read it. They probably get not even a dollar by reselling a book like that anyway.

>>5313638
Because it fucks with you.

I would be really pissed off if I bought a book labeled as new and that was in it. Return it or ask for a full refund.

>>5313638

Suck my fucking cock retard, If you're going to start a thread do it well and flip your fucking image from the beginning.

>>5313634

>>5313656
I think it was labeled 'like new' or something. Look at it, can't say I blame em'.

>>5313815
Perfect

Laura is a fucking cunt.

I bet she acts intelligent among her group of friends and quotes the book and they eat that shit up.

Woman: not even once.

>>5313883
Looks like she didn't read it at all.

>>5313883
I wouldn't mind about the paragraph.

Actually, I'd be quite happy.

It's a little look into someone else's life and it shows the love the guy had for her but how love ends. It's 2deep4u, OP.

>all this hate for Laura from people who don't know her
C'mon, /lit/. It's quite possible she finds Keats and Dosty far too pleb and this Bacon guy was a twat anyway.

>>5314133
Laura pls go

>>5313431
>that feel when she probably never even read the note

>>5314133

No one can find Keats too pleb. Go back to sucking Byron's dick, Stephen.

>>5314133
>Keats
>Pleb
Wtf has happened to /lit/?

>>5314209
A bunch of shitposters, /pol/ and bait people came here during the summer.

>>5314065
I said I was totally fine with it. In fact, as you said, I like it.

I think you may be confusing me with somebody else who said they wouldn't want a 'like new' book that had this in it.

>>5314133

>finding keats too pleb

solid 6/10 snagged some replies

>terribly handwriting

I imagine Laura came to her senses.

damn...

Brian sounds like a real bitch

>>5315437
Laura pls go

>>5315437
He's such a bitch that I can't even read his handwriting

>>5315453
It's because he keeps switching between cursive and not cursive. Who does that?

>>5315467
>Dear Laura, I hope you enjoy this book. I was taking a gamble that you haven't read every poem yet! Anyways, make sure you don't let this book go down the road of Dostoevsky. I think that by the time you receive this we'll be really close to seeing each other again! I think you'll enjoy this book because in addition to his words it has an introduction that details his life and analysis sections at the back.
>Love, Bacon

>>5313394
>that handwriting

disgusting, even my handwriting is better than that and I'm left-handed

>>5315467

tons of people

>>5315437
I agree, way to win a girl's heart with a patronising love letter.

>>5316565
>implying handedness is related to quality of handwriting

>>5313431
>be Laura
>Greek philology Ph.D
>have been harassed by some creepy Brian guy for years
>seem to think we've got to be fated to each other because we both read books
>he even has this big scary dog called Dostoievsky
>guy constantly reference classics writer in a patronizing way
>think I've not already read them
>uses famous quotes to get in my pants
>but all the translations he quotes from are shit
>fuck I didn't even spoke to him even once why does he keeps following me
>one day sends Dostoievsky the dog to the vet for no reason
>dog never comes back
>guy try to use the loss of his dog as a way to win me
>finally buy me an edition of Keats poems
>with that creepy note
>suggesting I might suffer Dostoievsky the dog's fate
>I call the police and sell the book
>made 50 bucks and Brian is going to psych ward for the next 25 years at least
>notbad.jpg

>buy someone a book
>ruin it by writing in it
>illegibly
>then sell it online
>without mentioning that it's been written in

>>5316784
>>be Laura
>>Greek philology Ph.D

Keep it plausible

>>5316771
>Implying having to hook over, tilt the paper or not be able to see what you are writing doesn't make it harder to write neatly
>implying that constant danger of smudging doesn't effect legibility

>>5316814
Laura is short for Laurence, as in Laurence Waddell. Brian is actually gay.