/lit/ - Literature

Babies don't even need shoes

>>5298480
So I shot a nerdy guy...

For sale: baby coffin, never used

:-)

i really love dicks, said op

so i aborted the fucking parasite

>>5298480
Fucked OP's mom. Son, you disappoint.

A mother grieves, over dead baby

>>5298480

To hell with your spoiled baby!

I need those shoes.

>>>/tumblr/

pretend it was born in africa

For sale: Newspaper, classified section only

That feel when no girl friend

Browsing /lit/ all day and crying.

Jacked it eight times by three.

Sold my baby's shoes, meth money

>>5298510

Not:

Sold my baby for meth money

What are you selling? "Baby shoes"

For sale. Durex condom. Never worn.

Addict finds baby shoes in dumpster.

What's for dinner, mom?

Baby shoes.

>>5298524

For sale: Baby hues, slightly worn.

Works on contingency?

No, money down!

For sale: Laptop, used almost constantly.

Sold virginity to attend Kpop concert.

>>5298543

>>5298584
Why'd they have to divide the final season of Mad Men in half, with a year between each half? That was dumb

An archaeologist's career ended in ruins.

>>5298588
If you just made this then congrats as it's going to become a popular meme picture

HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME

>>5298600
I already reposted it on reddit.

The last man on earth heard a knock at his door

>>5298613
Hehe I wish this happened to me

>>5298613
how is this 6 words

"It'll be easier for the gravedigger"

Amazon? Cancel the baby shoes order...

As philosophy laid dying, science smiled.

>>5298629
;_;

I am a huge faggot - me

What's the matter midwife? "No legs."

You will never have a girlfriend.

Cormac Mcarthy?

Yep

Yep

Okay

Okay

>>5298645
For Sale: newborn baby, never used.

>>5298480
Killing animals isn't questionable; said Heydrich.

"Disregard my browser history dear wife"

>>5298500
I know that feel. Feels bad.

I quivered. 'Please stop!' she cried.

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>5298771
Why do people post this as if it's something interesting or clever? It's nto even really a meme

Don't tear my hemorrhoids again, daddy.

Don't worry son, I'll be gentle

>>5298789
it's kind of funny though

>>5298797
Not really, it's just telling you to do something relatively mundane that you can potentially do if you want to

>>5298761
Shut up, mom. I'm redpilled now!

Learned everything I know from /pol/

Lose some weight you fat cunt

>>5298827

Fuck you! I have glandular problem.

Eating cake, called mom a bitch.

>>5298832
Kill yourself, cleanse the gene pool

>>5298480
Best recipient for my penis ever.

>>5298832
"Dem glands," the doctor said. "Magnificent."

>>5298844

Fight me offline you little homo!

>>5298856
Catch me if you can fatty

>>5298480
Rain,interview,ruined cloths on tantrum

"Fucking jews!" exclaimed Hitler "Kill them!"

Jesus returned but so did Lucifer.

>>5298874
I tipped my fedora; once, twice.

Crushed to death over online taunt.

"Fuck me Satan" said God seductively

>>5298888
"With that grammar? I shiggy diggy."

>>5298888
>not 5296666

If she struggles, slap a bitch.

Socks full of sweat and blood

Socks full of jizz and shit

Robin Williams killed himself on Monday

Why are my stories so shit ?

Suicide over bad movie about playdough.

>>5298975

I never cared for Robbin Williams

>>5299004
>>5298975

I warned him about the belt

I hate niggers and greedy Jews

First breath, what's that - last breath.

Countless hours wasted, writing one line.

Harder, Max, Harder! Yes! Yes! Spooky.

for sale: baby, only slightly used

>>5299263
waht a twist

I'm a, big guy, for you.

"Yer a wizard Harry" "A what?"

I am departing, dispose my corpse.

For sale: baby ewes, never shorn

:^)

In six simple words, Hemmingway manages to make everyone feel the pain of the seller, or the imagined pain of the family that had bought the baby shoes that fate would not let them have a baby to use them on.
In my most recent stay in the ER, my room had a protected baby holder with rubber gloves for the parents to be able to touch their baby. The protected holder was empty, and I asked the nurse when he walked into my room, “Why is this item here?”
Unfortunately, earlier that day, a baby was rushed in via the ER and it did not survive.
It puts in perspective, how lucky we are to reach beyond infancy, or to age, or to have the chance to love, cherish, and experience most of the treasures that life has to offer.
“For Sale: Baby Shoes; Never Worn”
It is not the length of one’s life, or essay, that makes either one good. Rather, it is what he choose to try to accomplish and do in our short time. In his short life, the baby mentioned by Hemmingway would serve to inspire all the writers after him to express humanity. Likewise, there are people that live to be ninety that never contribute much to the world.
As we have been taught by both examples above: never weep for how long or short you may find your sentences to be, because a six word story can alter the world, and the lengthiest paragraph can just be excessively verbose.
And, although we do not have the ability to dictate how long our sentences will be when someone retells our story, we can ensure how motivating, helpful, and beautiful it is through how we make use of the time we have.
Conquer the week, and don’t forget, you choose the meaning of your story!

I thought I cleared my history

By the way, I was kidding

Honey, where are the baby shoes?

The plumber's heart began to sink

Finally, my cat was a dog

Just jacked off, felt good man

Killing babies is pretty easy guys

>>5298480
...I am Jim, I told him...

six words is not enough to

Borges' books are way too long

First contact puzzles NASA : "Ayy lmao".

>>5300793
Six words is more than enough.

It's the remix to ignition.

No don't touch me there

really want heroin, kill me now

I thought you'd be home later

I wrote this and fell asleep.

>true story

>>5300860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>5300892
Show us where they touched you

>>5298771
>>5298827
>>5299763
>>5300959

Only good ones, all the others are derivative, unoriginal pieces of grandma wart.

"You'll never be president," I laughed.

captcha: masonic riothum

Whiteness, toes numb, sudden heat: her.

damn nigga how bout dem trips

for sale: baby jews, never circumcised

>>5300992
silly goyim, trips are for yids
>>5300999

Everything I touch turns to old

>>5300979
Man I want to throw both of Hilary's legs over my shoulder and go to town.

>>5298497
this is deep. It is about a free black child born in the US that is captured by southerners and said to be brought from africa, and thus a slave.

9/10 bro, good one

>>5298480
These will match the coffin nicely.

Gas the kikes, race war now.

expired full credit. 50 missed calls.

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Shit thread; must have been samefagged

>>5300972
Literally the very best song.

delete the folder and go on

One more lap around the sun.

one more burger for my bun

One more bullet for your gun.

I lived, I cried, I died.

With every post, i feel defeated

Drink! For tomorrow, we may die

One more fistful of my cum.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Why waste precious time with stories?

autism speaks for its self, friends.

I couldn't walk a straight path

>>5302997
10/10

>>5298480
Dad, don't come to my marriage.

>>5303105
Dad, don't come to my funeral.

My anus never stopped bleeding.

Almost none of these are stories

>>5303140
I watched as she burned, smiling.

>>5298551
/mu/ in a nutshell

"Six words?" Scoffed anonymous. "Too easy"

>>5300793
>>5300856
best ones.

>>5301877
>>5301900
>>5302611
>>5302666
>>5302673
this is now a dubs thread

and 2nd one, regarding the first one, but fitting the thread's theme:

why yes, this is my entry

Why does he wear the mask?

"A vague sentence" he said tragically

>>5298480
Lost: one pair of baby shoes

Six words is twice too many.

DEAD BABIES DEAD BABIES CORMAC MCCARTHY

For sale: weightlifting shoes, never worn.

>>5304314
:(

Holden probably raped his sister Phoebe.

>>5303892
nice

Full of diarrhea, anus sprays shit

Farting slowly, marbles through my fingers.

fucking snuff yourself faggot

>>5298480
I tried, some, before I died.

For sale: gf shoes, never used.

He thought she'd lied. She hadn't.

>>5299025
mee t00

>>5305444
"gf" are too words, you mouthbreather

>>5305508
I have two words for you.

>>5305508

Words and letters are different. Don't be ashamed, it's a common mistake.

>>5303945
nice

>>5298803
You realize it's from a popular video, right?

>>5300837
That is the first use of that meme to make me laugh.

There is nothing worth to tell

For sale: baby as, never used

>>5298480
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
DID
NOT
WRITE
THAT
STUPID
DEAD
BABY
STORY

Bloody pillow, porcelain skin, no further.

>>5305374
I like this one.

I shat out my colon! FUCK!

>>5305736
True but you're the first person in this thread to mention him

>>5305736
Story for publishing: Never written.

fuck fuck: fuck fuck, fuck

>>5298480
For sale. Baby shoes. Cum stained.

anal incest dad ripped mine ouch

Long dong in ur mom lol

your mother is ok, come out

Where the dead goes to die

>>5298524

sold: baby, shoes didn't fit

>>5299781
wtf

>>5298480
finally: asshole is now a pussy

Miniaturization of everything, including the babies.

>>5298480
I banged your mom last night.

>>5308604
Perfect!

>>5301059
Oh wow.

For sale: Baby hoes, never born