/lit/ - Literature

>>5273555
don't understand what's happening here

>>5273573
Feminister accidentally posting with trip

>>5275343
This is gay

>>5275343
this is about right

>>5275354
Cool, I've also never talked to an actual philosopher.

Christ, this thread is just sad.

>>5275388
So, your entire OC is "philosophy is pointless, science isn't"?

I mean, I wholeheartly agree with that, but it's not really funny if you repeat it ten times.

Here, have something that is somewhat funny.

>>5275433
Didn't mean to quote there.

>>5275388
let /sci/ / /pol/ have their fun
Wait, no, don't do that. Everyone report the thread, please.

Whatever you say, I still think Spurdo is pretty funny.

>>5275447
Why does /lit/ hate /sci/?

>>5275462
just a thought but i suppose ever since religion ceased to be the main thing philosophy and science have fought about the position of being the APEX myth

>>5275462
No reason, it's just blind hatred. I also don't understand it.

Not a single funny thing has been posted in this thread yet.

>>5275462
It doesn't, and I have no idea why people like you keep pretending it does

>>5275462
It's just a meme about sientists and "philosophers" arguing about philosophy being irrelevant.

Fine. Dumping what I have. There aren't many.

>>5275554
A++++

I like to slowly unveil my power level with the staff just to keep them in check

>"Are you looking for anything?"
>"Yes, please show me where you keep your Wallace"
>"Wallace? like David FOSTER Wallace? Whoa, cool, I thought you were gonna ask for that Steve Jobs biography or something. Yeah man, Infinite Jest's right over here.
>She hands me a copy of Infinite Jest
>her: "So you like Wallace huh, yeah me too, have you read Brief --"
>I hold up a single open hand while she is speaking, immediately silencing her, then turn to a random page in the book
>I smile quietly to myself as I read the entire page, occasionally snorting cryptically
>After finishing the page I close the book and hand it back to her, still smiling
>Me: "He's terrible, isn't he? Absolutely awful. Put that book back and please show me your Joyce"
>She puts back Infinite Jest with an alarmed look on her face, then takes me to the Joyce section of the librairie
>Her: "Joyce? Yeah I read part of Dubliners in my 400-level community college English class. Do you, uh, d-do you think he's good--"
>"Read this"
>I have shoved Finnegans Wake under her nose
>"Out loud"
>her: "ba...babba......bababadgharf....bababagargrfap--
>I rip the book out of her hands and stare directly into her eyes
>me: "Completely wrong, it's bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoor-denenthurnuk. bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoor-denenthurnuk is portmanteau of various thunder-related words from languages all across the globe; in this context it represents Eve's tragic fall to Satan and the subsequent collapse of Eden. It is perhaps the single most important, emotive, and creative word ever spoken in the entire history of human speech, literally transcending language, and you cannot even read it."
>I throw Finnegans Wake in her face and inform the store manager that he has hired an illiterate
>I leave the story with a copy of Ark Angel: The Fifth Alex Rider Adventure under my coat, unpaid for.

>>5275574
sauce?

>>5275576
i saw that the first time it was posted. fuck.

>>5275580
Gargantua and Pantagruel

>>5275580
>>5275591
correct, here's another

>>5275580
Gargantua and Pantagruel by Rabelais. Contains the best description of shitting a baby ever.

>>5275381
This is really convincing.

>>5275570
This is scary.

>>5275343
the things people tell to themselves to be happier!

>>5275433
> Universal form of child safety
always gets me

>>5275580
Gargantua, when he his just a boy, experiments with differents kinds of "toilet papers", too see which is best. Rabelais is "da real mvp".

>>5275572
What is it with Americans and large pants

>>5275451
bretty gud

>>5275348
Yes, it is science.

>>5275868
For me it is the car saying "God is dead" that makes me grin every time I read it.

>>5273531
OP you fucked the image up by not using the right filename. It's supposed to be called "metamodernism"

>>5275987
This pasta, no way in what form or context, always gets me.

it's from /lit/

>>5276133
This was one of the greatest posts on /lit/

>lit approved books

http://www.selector.com.mx/#!clasicos-nios/c213p

>>5275451
Spurdo is an art form in itself, just like [s4s] post-irony.

>>5275565
lel
there should be more of these

>>5275554
top lel

>>5275570
There's some kind of extreme playful cleverness in this story.

>>5275574
>>5275873
>toilet paper
What is it like having to read a watered down translation? The correct word is "torchecul", which means literally "asswiper".

Can someone do a dump of their epic trolley images?

>>5276133
>>5276593

>>5275565
fuck i need more

>>5277120

Amigo, recien ahora que voy por la c me percate de agradecerte por subir todo el abecedario. No conocia a deleuze y gracias a un capitulo que vi en encuentro me intereso y ahora estoy viendo toda la entrevista gracias a vos :) Un saludo hermano. SUerte =)

>>5277169
wut?

>>5275354
>after years of research i found a cure for cancer
Late to the party?

>>5275570
At first i thought this was sjw. But then it was /pol/.

>>5277382
>>>reddit

>>5277382
If you find this comic humorous, kill yourself.

le tip

>>5275576

It's okay, I didn't need my sides anyway.

>>5277382
Those crossed arms are annoying

>>5275576

> dat last line

>>5277381

>>5275572

shit, is that zadie smith on the right?

>>5277340
I once referred to them as coy fish while talking with a girl I wanted to fuck.

I look back on my young adult years and cringe.

>>5277382
ew who the fuck wrote this

>>5275491
Your trip is the funniest thing in this thread.

>>5275343
I fucking hurr'd so hard I durr'd.

>>5275354
Wow, so you're just taking screenshots of your posts.

I remember the week you were posting this shitty post on /lit/ and /sci/.

You're a fucking dilettante, get destroyed.

>>5277571

>>5277571
ebin :DDDDDDDDDD

>>5277856
>Trip

Newfag stop fucking posting

This one is gold, no idea why nobody posts this anymore in humour threads but keep posting the most unfunny and stupid ones.

I only have this

>>5275462
/lit/ hates /sci/ because /sci/ involves valuable knowledge

>>5275462
Its like dogs and cats. Forever doomed to fight because the first two that met went at it.

>>5276133
Funniest goddamn thread I've ever seen on /lit/

>>5278419
>It is the smell of Passchendaele, of the Salient.

i would like to point out that /lit/ is the funniest and wittiest board on all of 4chan, though this thread is not indicative of that fact

>>5275343
pure gold.

>>5278506
Is that a samefag in your pocket or are you just happy to be you?

>>5275565
>it all makes sense now

>>5278494
what other boards are you comparing it to?

>>5277382
Well, i-i liked it.

>>5278510
not samefagging, just liked it. I suppose you feel hurt because people enjoy it?

>>5275540

I made this up lel except someone else added harold bloom's face

>>5275451
Laughed too hard and too loud at this.

>>5273555

Can someone give me a low-down on Feminister? What's the go here? Who cares if he revealed his trip?

>>5275570
whoa I know the guy who wrote that

>>5278852

>>5278858
>>5278852
please lord let there be no more of these

>>5278852
>misunderstanding necessity this badly

>>5277109
Open the image; that's what it says. Gosh, I bet you're embarrassed now.

>>5278896
http://existentialcomics.com/

>>5278046
You go to VCU?

>>5275570
This is great

>>5277662
Puns are good anon.

>>5277381
His user name is what gets me

>>5275433
>Get ready for the eternal recurrence

this whole comic is amazing

>>5279669
I don't get it.

>>5280263
Probably referencing the infinite monkeys theorem. (give a million monkeys a typewriter each and they will eventually blah dee blah)

>>5276133
I kek everytime

>>5277381
what the fuck is this

>>5275565
there really needs to be more of this

>>5280420
Yeah I get that part, but what does that have to do with Office Depot and 200 people fleeing?

>>5278084

jaja

>>5275343
I chuckled. There are some "science fans" who are just as obnoxious though.

>>5277382
People who insist Tolkeins work is allegorical must, without question, end their lives

>>5275335
and what a shame, because !F9QVQ82MjmE was such a nice trip.

>>5281982
>nazgul
>nazi
just saying. never liked tolkien, though i don't care about PC

A demonologist transcended Mongolian professor and Geist activist was teaching a class on Hegel, known necromancer.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the end of history and accept that Absolute Idealism is the most highly-evolved sophism to make us feel good about ourselves the continent had ever known, even greater than self-serving petit-bourgeois Protestant theology!"

At this moment an uncaring if he was brave because being judged by illusionary social standards was of no importance to him, egoist, unique girls' school teacher who had smoked more than 15,000 cigars in Hippel's wine bar and understood the spookiness of all ideology and fully supported whatever he felt like stood up and held up "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum"(The Ego and its Own).

"I wrote this, innit?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite synthetically and smugly replied "It's not yours at all, fucking egoist, it's the stern, reluctant, working of reason towards the full realization of itself in perfect freedom."

"Wrong. It's been a few years or something (time is nothing to me) since I, the Unique One, created it. If it was not mine, and idealism, as you say, is not a spoook... Then Ghost Busters wouldn't have had a happy ending."

The professor was visibly shake , and dropped his balls and copy of Plato's dialogues. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic thesis and antithesis tears, both coming together on his cheeks into synthesis. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hegel (who liked to teach about himself), wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a spook ridden sad cunt interested in arbitrary justifications. He wished so much that he had some kind of Own to hold on to, and he had but just didn't realize it because he was an involuntary egoist.

The students applauded and all started milk shops that day and accepted their Self-Enjoyment as the end of philosophy. An eagle named 'Union of Egoists' flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Stirner's Critics" and she's a beer on the hardcover. "Inch hav Mein Sach' auf Nichtd Gestell" was said several times, and Renzo Novatore himself showed up and demonstrated how hand grenades are nothing more than a means of killing police officers.

The professor had his tenure revoked and was fired the next day. He died of superstition and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.

>>5282161

>>5277376
Sartre actually was an inspiring cook, here's a few entries from his diary:
http://pvspade.com/Sartre/cookbook.html

>>5281982
if you don't think tolkein is racist you probably haven't read the book.