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Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:14:08 2014 No.5247269 [DELETED]

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Why does Harold Bloom look so sad all the time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:15:15 2014 No.5247278 fat

>>	இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ— Tue Aug 5 23:16:02 2014 No.5247281 Gravity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:17:04 2014 No.5247283 >>5247269 constantly surrounded bt plebs with no discernible talent

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:22:42 2014 No.5247302 >>5247269 because he waste his life with books and not fucking bitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:25:46 2014 No.5247311 I listened to a Radio 4 programme earlier today where he got utterly rekt by some feminist literature professor. It was quite amusing how he couldn't argue for shit apart from 'muh canon'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:26:25 2014 No.5247315 Destined to criticize greats and never create a truly defining artistic work of his own? Shame?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:26:55 2014 No.5247317 He's actually a dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:40:28 2014 No.5247366 >>5247311 Which programme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:51:30 2014 No.5247411 >>5247311 But he doesn't need to. If feminists and minorities had a writer worth their salt to put forward, they would do so rather than pitch an absolute fit about the state of affairs. The same thing happens on this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 5 23:57:33 2014 No.5247426 >>5247311 This man is a liar

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:00:36 2014 No.5247441 File: 81 KB, 249x500, Droopy_dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5247317

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:10:01 2014 No.5247471 File: 1.91 MB, 400x500, 1403726342191.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5247269 >Why does Harold Bloom look so sad all the time? he bout dat literary life cuz

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:11:40 2014 No.5247475 >>5247269 I'd be sad too if I was a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:17:16 2014 No.5247499 >>5247441 Haha. Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:46:56 2014 No.5247629 File: 67 KB, 610x288, 1388307929561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5247281

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:48:22 2014 No.5247634 >>5247269 Because the study of literature has been taken over by feminists and Afrocentrists.

Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:56:02 2014 No.5247676

>>5247269
What do you suppose he looked like as a child? As a baby?
Because I can't imagine him as anything other than a fat, grumpy old man. Maybe he is sad all the time because he was grown in a laboratory, and he is bitter that he never had the chance to be anything other than Harold Bloom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 00:57:24 2014 No.5247679 >>5247269 He's mugging for the camera, cultivating dat literary image. Critics are all narcissists, by necessity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 6 01:45:26 2014 No.5247795 "What is a breath, and what must a weaving or a fabrication be so as to come into being again as a breath?”

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