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A few months ago my girlfriend told me about a flash drive she had found at school, and when her and her cousin uploaded it a girl had done her entire Senior Project on New Moon. At my girlfriends school the Senior Project is more than half of their grade for the year, and my girlfriend is not fond of the Twilight Saga movement, and I just got around to reading what she had done to the girls essay.

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Fantastic

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>> No.524561

I'd actually rather read the unedited essay. It might be good for rage.

This is just "lol douches and butts."

>> No.524566

>>524561

Well the story is called new douche bro

>> No.524577

I just fell in love.

>> No.524609

>>524549
so you fucked up some girls senior project and fuck up her year because you didn't agree with the topic her project was on. You're a little shit

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>>524609

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Her senior project is 3 1/2 pages long and doesn't cite any sources?

Is this a community college?

>> No.524801

>>524762
Maybe it was finished? who knows

>> No.524821

replace with http://hicsuntleones.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Analysis-149008984
give back flash drive

>> No.524829

This isn't funny at all. I'd much rather read the unedited version, that would be a laugh.

>> No.524856

>>524762
Im attending a community college and there is no way in hell this shit would ever pass muster at even a first year, english for retards course

>> No.524858

I think I just got cancer

>> No.524879

This is unfunny shit. Your girlfriend is fucking stupid OP.

>> No.524890

I wanna know.

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lulzsuar

>> No.524895

>>524762

As someone who attends a community college, I take offense to this. We have standards, sir.

They're fucking low as hell, but we have standards!

Also, you can't be a senior at community college. You start freshman, then sophomore, and then you either graduate or transfer.

>> No.524897

I find the word douche great. I wonder if this is high school.

>> No.524898

>>524895

and not transfering is stupud

>> No.524899

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW OP, I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU DO IT?!

THE TEXT IN THE .PNG IS NOT JUSTIFIED, FUCKKKK

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>>524899

>> No.524961

barrel roll line ftw

>> No.524966

>>524549
I'm fucking 15 and... No sources, no nothing?
Shitshitfuck.

>> No.525041

>>524762

I assume OP meant girlfriend was jailbait and this is a high school senior project. Which doesn't make it any more acceptable, but still, I know of high schools where three and a half pages (DOUBLE-SPACED no less) with no sources would be considered an achievement.

But then again, at those schools the cockroaches are generally considered smarter than the students... and most of the cockroaches are decomposing.

>> No.525084

I wish my girlfriend had a sense of humor. Even if it was dick jokes

>> No.525091

>>525041
Probably, my english 4 class is hard as fuck, but other classes are easy, this is probably an essay from a tard class. At least the OPs gf seems funny.