/lit/ - Literature

>die soon

please god

>henceforth
>hitherto

>>5244119
But Neetshee said god is already dead.

>>5244108
Can you idiots seriously think of no other image to post than this fucking frog?

>>5244135
Pepe is the official /lit/ mascot

>>5244135
don't EVER speak on frog

>>5244138
isn't he a /r9k/ thing?

>>5244135
>tfw no little bald man

>>5244135
Would you prefer a drawing Max Stirner or a photo of Slavoj Žižek looking somber?

>murrican's jelly they can't use whilst

that's what you get, you revolting bastards

>>5244135

I love the word thou but god fucking forbid you dare use it non-ironically on this board.

>>5244143
Supremely bored so I just checked /r9k/s catalog

I counted 20 feels guy threads and 14 sadfrog threads

Didnt bother with costanza or trashman

4chan really does have a narrow range of interests and repetitive thoughts, consult the DSM

>>5244149
hahahaha amerilards can SUCK IT

>>5244173

>>5244144
They're best friends

>thou
>verily
>thus
>ought
>fortnight
>
I like this shit.

>>5244148
but muh chinese cartoons

>>5244148

I prefer Froggenhauer

>Americans thinking they have a say on the usage of English words

>>5244295
any american author has done exactly that.

>would that

>whom

>>5244192
>you will never hang out with Pepe and Wojak

>muh
>top kek
>lel
>lewd or "l-lewd"
>inb4
>degenerate

whats the difference between frog and white bald man?

>betwixt

>>5244138
So his name is Pepe?

>>5244108
>american

>England invented English, therefore they....

>learned
>spelled
>color
>truck
>apartment
I hate how Americanized Canadian English is.

>>5245468
Then change it.

>>5244169
kek

>gotten
>toward

>>5245468
It's 'colour' in Canada

>>5244302
>American authors

Wow. What a great authority.

>>5244214
>that's not how anatomy works

> Using "literally" where it isn't appropriate or doesn't make sense
> Calling someone "ignorant" because they ignore you

>problematic

>>5246303
> systematic

>>5245468
What's wrong with truck?
I understand learnt, spelt and colour. What is wrong with truck and apartment? Is it suppose to be Lorry and Flat? I was taught British english in school but I don't live in Klapistan or Yuropoor.

>>5246303
>>5246313
Why, it could be, greased lightning?

>>5246319
Fuck you, I was trying so hard not to type that

>>5244143
He's a KC thing

>>5244169
gotta check /r9k/ more often, I think

>>5245421
Lewd is actually a really great word.
I will never stop loving lewd and you can't stop me.

>>5245424
For me, sad frog is, well, sad and depressed, but not necessarily a lost cause, whereas feel guy seems emotionally stunted and more like a permavirgin lost cause. I associate feel guy with Krautchan, that's why I shun its use.

>>5246471
>pic
my fucking sides...

>>5244169
What exactly IS r9k?

>>5248917
dead

>>5248917
i remember when that board started and it was people having fun fucking around with the script trying to post original phrases and shit. it was like a new /b/ with slightly better quality control.

i just went back there after years away and the robot isn't even on any more? what is even the fucking point of it?

>>5248921
>>5248937
So the impression I get after browsing for 10 minutes is that it's a congregation of permavirgins complaining about their lack of sex while denouncing promiscuous women as sluts. That right?

>>5248980
you sound like a fucking whoreslut skank yourself, cunt.

>>5248989
Come again?

>>5245468
>apartment
oi what is this? right then, I hear it all the time on me telly but I don't understand yank customs, they're a wee piece too cobbleploppy for mine queen's ears

>>5244119
I am available at anytime of the day for a fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel. I just purchased an automatic pistol crossbow. It's a mix between a gun and a crossbow, it's like a pistol but it fires arrows. I killed a goat with a shot in the stomach at point-blank range by alluring it with grass; the beast died three hours later. I will do the same with you. I know that you like grass, like all sheep do.

>>5249181

You sound like a man who appreciates the finer things.

I'll duel you, but I don't want your trash weapons, and pedestrians use their fists.

I'll instead bring a trash can lid and a fistful of shattered glass. The trash can lid is like a mix between a trash can lid and a shield. I killed a bum once by alluring him with a handjob then beating him with the lid and then smearing the glass all around the inside of his mouth; the beast died three hours later.

I will do the same with you. I know that you like handjobs, all shibby wibby fibby.

>>5249210
shut up

>>5249216

be quiet

>>5246292
Ignorant even has ignore in it, though.

>>5244135
He has a name, you know.

>>5248980
Yup
It's the old permavirgins mixing with the new generation of /b/tards turning 18/going to college for the first time and learning that their collection of anime and shitposting for years did nothing for them socially so they blame girls

It used to be just be a culture of melancholy for heart break but the teens were too stupid to get it and now it's unironically an MRA circlejerk

>>5249004
underrated post

>break our fast on the morrow

>>5251702
I like that shit

>me thinks

>>5246292
I'm literally dying right now! Ex dee.

>>5252578
no space

>>5252642
Thanks Mr. Skeletal.

>>5252647
good bones and calcium to you

>>5252651
fit in here?

>>5252713
scoobs has read the classics