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>tfw no time to read

>> No.5216004
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5216004

Time is an illusion

>> No.5216009

>>5215985
>tfw you read so slow
omg

>> No.5216015

>>5215985
>tfw NEET
>tfw read books all day

>> No.5216016

>>5215985
...but you have plenty of time for 4chan, eh?

>> No.5216017

>>5216004
Her stomach surely isn't large enough to accommodate all that food.

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>>5216009

>> No.5216039

>>5216021
;_; s-sorry

>> No.5216046

>>5216021
bust statues put on the ground are unnerving as it seems as if they're being sucked down by quicksand
where i used to work we had a shipment of little angel girls come in and each one i pulled out had a broken head or wings it was like a massacre occurred.

>> No.5216047

>>5216004
How do parents have these kinds of children and not think of themselves as horrible people?

>> No.5216069

>>5216004
I'd kill myself from depression if I ever get a son like this one.

>> No.5216073

>>5216047
Why would they consider themselves horrible?

>> No.5216074

>>5216047
>not wanting a child with a superbrain

>> No.5216076

>>5216047
They turn a good profit. Blame capitalism if anything.

>> No.5216090

>>5216076
Child is not a fucking property.

>> No.5216202

>>5216090
It is until it turns 18

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>>5216046
This one's just laying on its stomach.
Thanks for the urban decay story tho.

>> No.5216234

>>5215985
How much time do you spend on 4chan everyday?

>> No.5216244

>NEET
>read multiple 700+ page books per month

>got a job
>it's been a month since I started blood meridian and I'm only 200 pages in

fuck work, quitting next month

>> No.5216259

Got time to post on 4chan, though?

>> No.5216265

You just read for 20 mins when it get into bed. It doesn't take rocket appliances.

Either stay awake and keep reading for hours or it makes you sleepier and you go to sleep straight away. It's a win-win

>> No.5216272

>>5215985
In most cases, "no time" is just a poor excuse to conceal the fact you're lazy.
Do you work 20 hours per day in a Chinese factory or what?

>> No.5216273

I think I might genuinely get depressed when I leave internship and get a real job. It will take some bluepilling to adapt myself to the idea of wasting 1/3 of my life (not counting the time I'll be stuck in traffic) making profits for somebody else and sacrificing most of my hobbies and health for the privilege of doing so

>> No.5216334

>>5216273
1) create your own company
2) ???
3) profit and buy a lot of books

>> No.5216358

>>5216244
yep that what you get for becoming a wage slave. i read about 400 pages a day.

>> No.5216379

>>5216244
>>5216358
Stalin read 500 pages a day. He lived a nearly ideal life for a literary mind before the revolution. You *must* be on the underground.

>> No.5217298

>>5216073
They're directly responsible for the shitty life of the child. You don't go around giving lobotomies, causing mental pain or sawing people's fingers off so why would you give birth to a child that suffers from the same symptoms?

>> No.5217306

>>5216244
keep your job, it's only a matter of re-training yourself.

>> No.5217372

>>5217306
i woud not hesitate to kill you if you said that to me IRL

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>>5216004

>> No.5217422

>>5217372
i'd probably scare you too much for it to even cross your mind as a possibility.

>> No.5217424

>>5217422
lol

>> No.5217444

>>5216015
brother

>> No.5217460

>>5216016
he means when he isn't spending 6 hours a day shit posting and 2 hours a day jacking off and the rest sleeping, eating, television, or gaming.....yeah. no time to read.

>>5216015
so you've learned nothing from what you've read?

>>5216047
dat money
dat moffukin money

>>5216090
see
>>5216202
and yes people are most definitely property, that's how government and corporations and lobbyists and capitalism work.

>>5216244
i'd rather not work and spend all day on 4chan with no life living with parents than get job and fund a life for myself

wow

>> No.5217715

>>5217460
all you're missing is a tripcode

>> No.5217729

>>5216379
>tfw 120ish pages a day
at least I didn't murder m-millions of people, right g-guys? heh heh what an a-asshole right?
>tfw incompetent ;_;

>> No.5219426

>>5216047
>>5216069
guys come on don't be mean
that girl is dead now

>> No.5219474

>>5217418
+1

>> No.5219637

>>5217729
>tfw 30 pages/hour of genre fiction on a good day

>> No.5219674

>>5219637
This is my general pace. Speedreading is an inferior goal to enjoying and thinking about one's reading.

>> No.5219675

>>5216016
>>5216234
>>5216272
Rekt.

>> No.5219714

>>5219637
Welcome to the master race.

>> No.5219727

>>5215985
and yet there's always time to post on 4chan

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>>5216015
>spend entire day shitposting on 4chan
>too tired to comprehend anything I would read
>go to bed
>wake up
>repeat