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ITT: we rewrite some literature, people must guess what it is

i start:
GET SOME BROS!
PERFORM A MIRCACLE
GO TO THE CITY
ENRAGE PEOPLE
LEAVE THE CITY
PERFORM MIRACLE
GO TO CITY
DO SOME MIRACLES
ENRAGE PEOPLE
LEAVE CITY
DO SOME MORE MIRACLES!
GO TO THE CITY
ENRAGE PEOPLE!
PEOPLE EXECUTE HIM
HE DEAD
HE ALIVE AGAIN
fin
pic unrelated, just deleted all my pictures, so ya

>> No.519151

bump

>> No.519156

boring idea for a thread bro.

>> No.519158

Stab in the dark here:

Is it Great Expectations?

>> No.519159

>>519135

Every story with a Christ-emulating character in it?

>> No.519166

The Bible. We get it. You're hilarious.

>> No.519175

Smoke weed in your relatives' house. Don't give a fuck. Fry bacon and eat it while high.
Your uncle gets coked up and takes you all on a run out of the country after hallucinating about envelopes and beating someone to death with a golf club.
You and your relatives end up in a little shack in the sea. It's your birthday but nobody remembered.
Then some bearded nigga comes over with a fat sack of bud, tells you that you're a pothead, that your parents were hippies, and that you're going to a school of herbcraft and weedery.

>> No.519180

Needs more LIKE A BOSS.

>> No.519182

Fight Club?

>> No.519188

>>519175

sup Arc

>> No.519192

>>519188

S^

>> No.519196

bitch falls for guy
has sex
leaves
pregnant
kid dies
falls for other guy
hmm he isnt chaste so maybe its ok that im not
dumped
executed

>> No.519209

Be the devil
possess some shmuck of a writer
fuck everything in sight
make a movie
fuck everything in sight
get told by God you're nothing and every sin ever committed by a human had nothing to do with you
give him the finger
go back to hell to wage war on heaven
the writer probably has aids.

>> No.519235

>>519209
californication season 1

>> No.519248

>>519166
>>519166
>>519166
>>519166
I second this.

>> No.519251

Mexicans
Mexicans
Mexicans
Wincest
ANTS

>> No.519263

RIVERRUN
ASDHADSHADHAS
HASDASDASDADSA
DSADASKDJSA
DSADASDAS
DSJADSA
DSAKDASDASDAS
THE

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519274

>>519251

one hundred years of solitude. best description EVAR.

>> No.519278

dominicans
dominicans
dominicans
dominicans
dominicans
dominicans
WEASEL

>> No.519302

>>519196
Tess of D'Urbervilles?

>> No.519331

>>519274

Oh fuck yes.

>> No.519333

Wake up. Have strange meeting with old lady. Old lady has scary witch powers, tries to stab with pointy jabbar thingy. Sleep-fly through space, land on desert planet.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Mildly disguised Middle-Eastern culture in desert.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Massive melange trip.
Fat guy hits on underage boys, pedosex.
Fat guy dies.

CELEBRATION

>> No.519347

>>519274
Signed. The ANTS got me.

>> No.519349

SATAN
HAHA I STRIP YOU OF HOME
HAVE THIS MONEY AND CLOTHES JK IT'S A RUSE
FLYING ON A PIG
IT'S PARTY TIME
OK DIE
GAY SEX WITH JESUS
The end

>> No.519361

>>519333
DUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.519365

>>519361

YESSSS.
I am proud of you young Muad D'ib.

>> No.519370

man wouldn't killing someone be such a good idea
yeah i bet it would be
...
aw fuck that was a bad idea
CHRISTIANITY

>> No.519373

Pedobear
Pedobear
Pedobear
Pedobait's mother run over by car, enabling more pedobear
Pedobear
Pedobear, but other dude
Pedobait pregnant,
everything implodes
Die

>> No.519376

>>519373
loh-lee-tah

>> No.519380

>>519370
Crime and Punishment or whatever shitfucking works the big D wrote.

>> No.519385

FUCKING APE IT UP
SEE A MASSIVE BRICK
FUCKING APE IT UP
SMASH SOME BONES
BONE GOES AIRBORNE
NOW WE'RE IN SPACE
FLY TO THE MOON
POINTLESS CONVERSATION
SEE ANOTHER BRICK
GO TO VENUS
PLAY CHESS WITH MACHINE
MACHINE GOES APE-SHIT
FUCKING READING LIPS
ONE GUY DIES
FUCKING APE IT UP
PULL MACHINE APART
GO TO VENUS
SEE MONOLITH
AGE REALLY QUICKLY
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S A BABY
AND IT'S IN SPACE

>> No.519409

>>519385

Oh what is this I can't even

>> No.519410

>>519385

2001

lol