/lit/ - Literature

Read the novelization of Cliffhanger.

What kind of shows and movies do you like?

I would not aspire to be anything like /lit/. It is just a bunch of stupid college kids with English minors that hate all the books that they read in school despite how great they are.

Start off easy.

Do you read fairly well? What sort of things are you interested in reading?

A good novel to start off with would be Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. Also I recommend Chuck Palahuaik (probably misspelled). He's decent enough for a good start, though I didn't stick around with him beyond Fight Club and Survivor.

Why would you get b&?

On The Road

Op- Not necessarily having to do with shows/movies, I just read the whole "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" series a week ago. (shit wasn't so bad) More looking for a list of books to make me have different views upon things or just classic books.

>>517809
For being under 18, retard.

1984 by George Orwell
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle repair by Robert Pirsig.

>>517805
I hated a catcher in the rye. I hate complaining about his character because i complain that he doesn't stop bitching so it's too ironic for me.
And i read pretty well. Between 40-140 pages an hour depending on how into it i am.

Read some dystopian novels. All the teenagers love those.

Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Atlas Shrugged, A Clockwork Orange, etc

>>517805
>>517817
>>517829
Thank you very much, I'll make a list in notepad. Anything else you guys can think of?

Ask your English teacher about some good short stories or novelettes. This way, you can read a variety of styles and genres and maybe find one you like. Plus, your teacher will gain some respect for you (that may come back in a grade bump on the next test, or even a letter of recommendation for a college).

>>517847
Thanks man, that should work.

>>517838
James Joyce and Jane Austen are pretty baller authors but they are not too hip with the kids. And everyone on /lit/ hates Jane Austen because they take their anger out on women because of the lonely rejection that they have faced their entire life.

>>517852
I will give them a shot. Would you recommend any works from them in particular that shine out from the rest?

H.P. Lovecraft if you're looking for awesome high-brow horror and a side of NIGGER-HATING.

>>517860
James Joyce has Ulysses (a novel) and Dubliners (a bunch of short stories, "The Dead" being amazing).

Jane Austen has Pride & Prejudice and Sense & Sensibility, both novels.

Going to meet the man, by baldwin.
You should read all of them.

>>517879
>>517874
Thank you VERY much.

I would recommend Angela Carter, but you're a dude and would probably not appreciate her to the full extent.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Do it. It has sent many a non-reader on the path to enlightenment.

>>517879
>recommending Ulysses to a child

>>517903

Not op, but would you recommend me a novel of hers and one other novel that is not hers.

>>517912
I am willing to bet the average age here is like 20. You are all children.

>>517903

I'd appreciate her to the full extent.

The full extent of my dick.

>>517931

He's a literary child, though. He has no existing knowledge of the subject and they're recommending the end-boss of 20th century literature.

>>517814

This isn't an 18+ board tho

>>517951

>>517951
op- global rules.
>>517949
Tackling the hardest one first makes the rest easier. Correct?

>>517959
>Tackling the hardest one first makes the rest easier. Correct?

It'd be pointless, though. He wouldn't get any of it. I've been reading non-stop for like two decades and there's a shitload I still don't get in that book.

>>517959

Yes, that's why you always take a party of lvl 5 pokemon to the elite four.

>>517959

Okay, got it, but why the hell are some boards listed as 18+ and others not if it is globally 18+?

>>517983
those are just listed as NSFW

>>517951
It is an 18+ website. Read the rules. This board is just SFW even though it is not.

Coming of age book: Black Swan Green
Something you're going to need to spend time on to enjoy: Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

>>517983

It just means there's slightly less hardcore porn in the ads.

OP, we need more info:
education/SAT scores/reading level/etc...

Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Keesey
Slaughter-House Five by Vonnegurt

For some fantasy, try His Dark Materials trilogy.

awesome entry tier books: 1984, slaughterhouse five, ham on rye,fahrenheit 451, NOT atlas shrugged. these are all good, easy to read books. I want to stress the fact that you shouldn't read atlas shrugged. or ulysses. joyce's dubliners is pretty good but definitely not any ayn rand. and just to make it clear do not read atlas shrugged (unless you enjoy wooden characters, pseudophilosophy, and the equivalent of twilight but made for glenn beck.)

>>518082
Who can resist the forbidden fruit?

read War and Peace and get it over with...

>>518019
Op here, Never took Sat. I'm in a behavioral school for skipping. Can usually read 120 pages an hour average. I'm pretty smart but lazy as fuck.

16? Well that depends what kind of 16 year-old you are.

>>520076
Metalhead.

Catcher in the Rye.

Love Holden, or hate him. This book is the great American Coming-of-age novel.

Everything by Sylvia Plath; Running With Scissors, Prozac Nation, and The Picture Of Dorian Gray.

Why not start at the beginning? Read the Iliad and the Bible.

>>520088
Thus spoke zarathustra, son

>>520137
Or Twilight of the Idols (Nietzsche) also, Marilyn Manson's autobio. Or even ''Lords of Chaos'' about black metal is actually pretty good and relevant to your interests.

your being banned will teach you more than any book

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>>520093
Talked about it earlier, Thanks though.>>520127
>>520135
>>520140
>>520137
Wrote em down guys, thanks a bunch.
>>520142
Lawl.

siddhartha or demian by hesse
1984, animal farm by orwell
brave new world- huxley (sp?)
the hobbit-jrt
the old man and the sea- hemingway
huckleberry finn-mark twain

some easy but great reading for you, op.

>>520170
Thank you very much. Written down.

>>517785
>Or have fun and get him banned.
This.

>>520170
These are almost all terrible.

>>520218
With the exception of?

These can be categorized into popular philosophy and are a good starting point (if you are interested):
Dostoyevsky: The Idiot, Crime and punishement
Sartre: Nausea
Camus: The Stranger
Nietzsche: The happy science

Cool books:
The Magician of Lublin
The great gatsby

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>>520317
Thanks a lot bro. Will definitely read those.

>>520218
>>520218
fuck you. i was suggesting what i enjoyed at that age. i wasn't reading nietzsche when i was 16. nor was i appreciating dostoevsky. tired of pompous faggots who act like they came out of the womb with classic lit in their hand.

The Great Gatsby

Being 16 you will have to do school work on it soon most likely. Might as well read it now on your own terms to make it more enjoyable.

>>520409
I'm not in a traditional school.

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>>520218
fuck off. op is 16 and not 26. quite a few of the books i named are recommended reading for high school. what makes you think your opinion is worth a shit?

>>520415

Regardless. I'm a freshman in college and it was still required reading. It's still a good book. Something not to intimidating.

>>520218
You have bad taste. Most of those books are read by the time you reach 15. They're all worth reading at least once. If you haven't done them, get cracking.

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>>520454
c-c-c- combo breaker!

Second Fahrenheit 451, 1984, and Hitchhiker's Guide.

Also, Good Omens for an easier read to start with. It's hilarious.

Also seconding Animal Farm and Gatsby.

You want to read broadly. Read books from many different countries and books with many different themes directed to a varied audience. Read Chomsky and Rand, Read Maupassant and Soseki, T. S. Eliot, frost, shakespere, dante, Issac Asimiov. Read books for 'kids' and books for litfags and everything in between. Read crit on lit but read it like lit, don't believe everything but try to understand it all.

Just start reading and see where it takes you.

>>517784
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Birdsong by Sebastien Faulks - simple enough and fucking life changing. Guarantee you'll love it!

Another easy one that isn't written horribly

>>517783
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>>520577
Screenshotted. Will do man.