/lit/ - Literature

Correspondence.

>>5166917
audrey hepburn is absurdly beautiful

>>5166926
words fail

>>5166926

why?

>>5167141
Just look at her.

>>5166917
They both attempt to capture, to deny impermanence.

>>5167141

How about you use words to describe her because this is a /lit/ board.

>>5167191
rape-worthy

>>5167194

Wholly worthy of breeding, an Eve if ever there was one.

A woman barely so close to ideal she flew. An Icarus that burst through.

A revelation to the universe, so that it could no longer tell itself all is random, and that god weighs his dice before throwing perfection.

>>5166926
unless you take a bunch of bones to be beautiful then i believe you meant was instead of is

>>5167199
"audrey"

bug-eyed
well-made-up
well-photographed
mal-nourished

>>5167209

"Audrey"

innocent in lust
and love you bear
a height and weight
unfair

structure loud
demure
paint your power
a flower
O'Keeffe would ready eat
as I could only stare at feet

a blessing to eyes and mind laid bare
ms hepburn please redress my stare

>>5167209


"Audrey"

innocent in lust
and love you bear
a height and weight
unfair

structure loud
demure
paint your power
a flower
O'Keeffe would ready eat

a blessing to eyes and mind laid bare
ms hepburn please redress my stare

>>5167191
Objectively she's a 8.9/10

>>5167199
>Wholly worthy of breeding, an Eve if ever there were.
seriously, what an obvious correction. not that the rest is any good.
>>5167209
true. classy gentlemen of the world chose an anorexic idiot as their queen.

>>5167250

Oh, wow. You're right.

>>5166917
Invocation. Words conjure images, images conjure words.

>>5167253

would you prefer a well-fed sow?

>>5167253
>idiot
Do some research before making bold assumptions.

Have you even seen a film she starred in?

> anorexic
Is not the same thing as petite.

>>5167310
You're arguing with one or two fat (probably british) cows from tumblr.

>>5167277
she was literally anorexic, i'm not using that as an insult
>>5167310
yes. she was a competent actress. have you ever heard anything she said that wasn't written by someone else? she was an idiot. and, like i said, she was literally anorexic.

>>5166917
pattern recognition

>>5167326
She spoke 5 languages better than you can write in one.

>>5167326
>>5167329
>>5167334
look at all these fucking trips bitching

I love me some Audrey Hepburn.

Does she look like a swan to anyone else? An incredibly good looking swan?

>>5167334
i'm a polyglot bb ;^)
>http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/692403.Audrey_Hepburn
audrey hepburn was an idiot

>>5167391
>“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
holy shit

>>5166917
4.014 A gramophone record, the musical idea, the written notes, and the sound-waves, all stand to one another in the same internal relation of depicting that holds between language and the world. They are all constructed according to a common logical pattern. (Like the two youths in the fairy-tale, their two horses, and their lilies. They are all in a certain sense one).

4.0141 There is a general rule by means of which the musician can obtain the symphony from the score, and which makes it possible to derive the symphony from the groove on the gramophone record, and, using the first rule, to derive the score again. That is what constitutes the inner similarity between these things which seem to be constructed in such entirely different ways. And that rule is the law of projection which projects the symphony into the language of musical notation. It is s the rule for translating this language into the language of gramophone records.

>tfw you will never be a Roman Holiday-esque scenarie with Audrey

What's the relationship between discourse and experience?

>>5167391
More profound than anything I've seen from you.

>>5167397
Can't detect irony plebian?

>this will never be your life

what is the most reliable method of suicide?

>>5167326
>>5167310
>>5167329
>>5167334
>>5167326

Who the fuck are these fucking trip shits?

Has Summer come to /lit/? Whats with all this pretentiousness too

>>5167442
>audrey and that baby will never munch on your cock like they are on that bagel
>you'll never cum on audrey and that baby's face while the guy eats your asshole

>>5167446
>distorting a beautiful image with your degeneracy

>>5167450
More pls

>>5167432
>“Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.”
profound

>>5167445
Former /sp/artan and /tv/ expert. Come here because I want to concentrate on finishing my masterpiece.

>>5167457

>>5167465
>Former /sp/artan and /tv/ expert.
So in other words, a typical American dipshit who geeks out over trivial nonsense.

>>5166917
If the picture is a file, words are the checksum.

>>5167462
You seem extremely cynical. Maybe you should eat some chocolate cake?

>>5167462
The kind of person who would look down on someone for saying that would be a bitter, self entitled neckbeard

>>5167508
Probably they're just irritated that it's listed as someone's quote. I say that sort of stuff all the time, but I wouldn't want it attached to my name as an important quote.

Nothing that she says by itself is particularly stupid, but her entire quote page is purely platitudes or the things you say purely as exercise in small talk (which make up at least 90% of the talk of anyone who has a life, yes that's true). Which leads me to believe she had no complex thoughts.

>>5167553
Don't hate Audrey Hepburn because she's prettier than you.

>>5167559
She actually looks more like me than I thought before going through this thread.

>>5167562
People tell me I look like Steve Buscemi. I bet you're pretty impressed with me now.

>>5167566
He was attractive in Reservoir Dogs. I think the goatee is what did it. Or maybe because in the diner he played Max Stirner to Harvey Keitel's Marx and Lawrence Tierney's Hegel.

>>5167553
>Nothing that she says by itself is particularly stupid, and her entire quote page is purely platitudes or the things you say purely as exercise in small talk (which make up at least 90% of the talk of anyone who has a life, yes that's true). Which leads me to believe she was extraordinarily charming.

fixed

>>5167465
>/sp/
>/tv/
are you fucking kidding me? hidden

>>5167591
If you find having no complex thoughts to be charming, then yes, that would be charming. I don't.

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
- Hedy Lamarr

>>5167553
Maybe she just wasn't a pretentious bitch who found the need to say anything profound publicly.

>>5167566
I've met a lot of girls who say Steve Busemi is sexy. I think it's his personality, matched with that odd face.

>>5167596
>that quote
Is that what you cretins console yourselves with after you look in the mirror?

>>5167596
well charming is just another word for sexy

>>5167610
not from my experience

i think a dumb girl can be charming. especially if she loves you. it makes the latter all the more genuine the less intellectual it is.

but i've never been turned on by stupidity or banality. it makes me want to insult them, which i could never do, so i just act sullen and want to be alone.

>>5167614
>wants to insult stupid people
>uses the word "banal"

>>5167598
There is not a dichotomy between small talk and profound. Small talk is what you say with minimal thought, it is the most common talk because it's easy to produce and shows you aren't dysfunction and is used as a social ritual the same way coffee is. There are plenty of sorts of talk besides that, which even most celebrities area capable of. Some aren't.

Not profound at akk, but talk requiring thought longer than two seconds
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/206567.Nicole_Kidman

thoughtless talk
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/50303.Paris_Hilton

>>5167606
I am extremely satisfied with how I look, and by that I don't mean "I've learned to accept me as me and that's beautiful"

>>5167622
could you please post and delete as fast as you can

>>5167618
The majority of Kidman's quotes are from her movies. It's not fair to compare a professional writer to Paris Hilton.

>>5167626
>I'm not sure what the future holds but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. As my dad said 'Nic, it is what it is, it's not what it should have been, not what it could have been, it is what it is.'
>- Nicole Kidman

>>5167508
>self entitled
/sp/tv/ pls go

>>5167622
Fortunately you're pretty because it might alleviate the pang upon experiencing your stupidity.

>>5167622
>“Vengeance is a lazy form of grief.”
>The Interpreter (2005)

>>5167622
Post pics.

>>5167623
Nope.

>>5167626
Well it's not hard to beat Paris Hilton. She is the real life equivilant to a shit poster.

Here is Jessica Alba
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/jessica_alba.html
Nothing profound or exceptionally intelligent. But words that require at least some thought, even if not a ton of thought.

>>5167637
Someone truly stupid is sublimely incapable of ever knowing it. So I have nothing to fear either way.

>>5167644
And I'm not saying she's smart or even that she isn't stupid. I'm merely saying that she thinks. Most people think, even stupid people.

None of Audrey's quotes indicate thought being initial impulse.

>>5167644
I don't know why I'm discussing glorified self help quotes. This isn't going anywhere.

>>5167644
jessica alba is a shit actress tho so who cares

>>5167650
You don't think that being unaware of your stupidity is harmful to life on earth and society in general?

>>5167659
>thought beyond

>>5167662
Yes, yes she is. I was not looking for an especially talented or brilliant actress, that's the point.

>>5167663
Would you say that caring about these things is a makes you intelligent?

>>5167664
please please please post a picture of you and then delete it as fast as you can. i promise not to repost it.

>>5167668
It would still be on the archives ya dingus

>>5167671
how am i meant to find that

>>5167391
>plebreads

most of those quotes are fake

>>5167676
she means the picture would still be in the archives and not gone

>>5167676
>>/lit/

Even deleted pictures and posts show up there.

>>5167683
yeah but how do i find th actual pic

>>5167685
You won't, and I have no desire for you to see a picture of me.

>>5167695
you make me sad

>>5167695
why
i look like james dean except im tall

>>5167711
>I'm attractive so why you are hesitant about posting ur pic??
Seriously?

>>5167717
yeah bb
lets see if we can match up physically :^)

>>5167720
Take your pants off
Take your shirt off
Climb into bed
Sleep

>>5167726
i dont know sleep ;)

>>5167677
if literally any of those are real then it supports my point

>>5167391
>“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.”

>I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”

>If I’m honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.”

She was basically just a spoiled, delusional little girl

>>5167579
>Or maybe because in the diner he played Max Stirner to Harvey Keitel's Marx and Lawrence Tierney's Hegel.
In the diner?

I found this guy from That 70s Show, resembles Stirner pretty good.

>>5167596
Hedy <3

>>5167199

This is good. Congrats.

The written word is a series of symbols, pictures. That's the relationship. So, written words ARE images. See Magritte.

>>5166917

This is now an Audrey thread

>>5166917

Love this pic

I think this woman is slightly below average and not beautiful in the slightest.

>>5168797

Well, that’s your taste, and nobody can force you to acknowledge her as beautiful. To be fair even her didn’t think she was beautiful (she complained of her skinniness, her small breasts, her nose, and other things), and so the thing is really a matter of opinion.

However there are some main body characteristics that are and always were deemed as beautiful in all cultures of the world, and Hepburn scores high in many of them. There is also the fact that she was extremely feminine, and reported by almost everyone who met her as an extremely charming, delicate, educate and elegant person. She was that kind of human being that everybody loves, that everybody feels good beside. It’s not only her beauty, but also that aura of infinite grace and femininity.

Also: her beauty was not the common one, the standard female beauty. It was an exotic beauty, specially her own.

Now look at this screen test. She didn’t know she was being filmed in part of it (the part where there is a voice of a non-appearing man interviewing her), so she is being natural and authentic. Just look at her and tell me you don’t feel some strange warmth inside your bowels (jump to 1:45 minutes at the video):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ad8etUYVAc

>>5167207
Unless you take "Audrey Hepburn" to only be a direct reference to the material that corresponds with her being, then I believe he was correct.

>>5168840
im scared of the skeleton thats inside aubrey hepburn

>>5168880

Dont freak out now, but let me tell you...y-you have one inside of you t-too. I know, it's terrible!

>>5168909
but its not tiny like hers

>>5168840

impeccable speech.

>>5168840
Or just watch Roman Holiday, where she's most beautiful and charming.

Bumping for Audrey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDRbnmjzY7U

Audrey 2.0

>>5166926

Audrey was proof waifu exists in the three dimensional form.

She was beautiful, but I hate the way they're selling her as a cult symbol. A rather empty one at that.

>>5169756

>>5170928
Old starlets are cult symbols to gay dudes, deal with it.

>>5170928
who's selling her as a cult symbol?

>>5171480

I HOPE THAT YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE "PROJECTING".

>>5170928
How is she a cult symbol? Everyone knows she was ridiculously popular when she was alive and she's ridiculously popular to this day

>>5171493
I'm not, gay men literally idolize old 50s burlesque house starlets.

Or was there something you didn't understand?

>>5171493
He's not. I thought this was a known thing?

A picture is worth a thousand words. x is images y is words y=1000x

>>5171500

ARE YOU ONLY ABLE TO THINK IN GROSS ABSOLUTISMS?

>>5171509
Can you graph that, so we have an image to go with your words?

>>5171513
Are you only able to think logically? It's amusing how you pride yourself in the facts of all things yet you're so ignorant to how it all really works.

Perhaps stop updating your blog and actually DO something?

>>5171480
>>5171481
>>5171496
They sell her image in posters and calendars, profiting off her image. It's just a sick cycle imo.
Some girls go from Barbie to Audrey... I'm guilty of this kind of image worship myself. The profit angle is just weird to me is all.

>>5171513
Are you?

>>5167253
OH FUCK IT'S THE GRAMMAR POLICE, HIDE THE SPLICES

>>5172272
you realize you are saying this on a literature forum, right

>>5172284
no, this is a literature board on an laotian anime forum

i humbly suggest you pull your head out of your ass

>>5172284
On an image board for Chinese cartoons.

Many great works purposely use bad English anyway so your point is irrelevant.

>>5172292
>Wholly worthy of breeding, an Eve if ever there was one.
groundbreaking piece of literature, truly an inspiration as to what can be achieved when one breaks free of convention. are you sure they aren't missing you over at /sp/
>you're speaking to someone who doesn't use capitalization
>>5172290
it will remain firmly planted until people learn the significance of the subjunctive mood