/lit/ - Literature

idea came from here >>5135844

red, vertical, fast, clear, translucent

>>5135882
No one understands me

Sexy, badass, amazing, brilliant, superior

>>5135889
It all makes sense

>>5135892
Confederacy of Dunces, except an alternate version where it is in first person.

dumb, depressed, narcisstic, suicidal, longing

>>5135856
morose, pensive, pallor, self-loathing, intelligent

Big-dicked
Well-endowed
Phallus-hypertrophied
Enormous-membered
Collosal-cum-cannoned

bulbous
excremental
rotund
moribund
rectilinear

>>5135856
blue, speedy, spiny, fast, heroic

>>5135856
sad, depressed, unhappy, melancholic, listless

Tall, muscular, Bearded, good natured, wealthy.

Am I the only serious poster?

Fearless
Proud
Ambitious
Muscular
Intelligent

>>5135964
Congrats you are Oblomov

Ambitious, Melancholic, Impetuous, Egotistical, Romantic

Self-Doubting, Inquisitive, Melodramatic, Pessimistic, Hopeful

>>5135995
Joachim from The Magic Mountain

>>5135955
Diomedes

>>5135930
Hm, sounds fairly non-euclidean to me, I'm gonna go ahead and say that you're one of the old ones.

Paranoid, insecure, naive, delusional, childish

>>5136021
Holden Caulfield

>>5136021
Alex Jones

Retarded autistic gay nigger faggot

>>5136031
Elliot Rodger

>>5135856
interested, perceptive, intelligent, narcissistic, rugged

>>5136036
He's not a nigger

>>5136055
Ron Jeremy

>>5136056
He acted like one

>>5136001
Julien Sorel

verile potent endowed bigus dickus

Nihilist pessimist lazy cheerful friendly

Lonely, unfufilled, unmotivated, misanthropic, lost

>>5135999
>tfw nobody is like me

I consider myself Cato from Hunger games

>>5136093
Seconding.

>>5136056
He certainly wasnt white

>>5136001
Manfred

>>5136076
>Julien Sorel
Mah nigga.

Intelligent, depressed, detatched, peculiar, charming.

>>5136134
Be a supreme gentleman and put the gun down, Elliot.

Lazy
Meek
Innocuous
Apathetic
Streetwise

Deductive, passive, humble,analytic and shy.

>>5135926
You sound like a character from The Dark Knight Rises by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan

You are a big guy.

scruffy, confused, manically, average, dreamy

autistic, narcissist, lonely, arrogant, lonely

narcissistic, judgemental, lazy, worthless, mistaken-for-intelligent

Miscellaneous
Perspicacious
Affable
Based
Funny

>>5135882

Santa Claus.

>>5135856
stubborn
weak-willed
slow
realistic
quiet

Retarded
Apathetic
Disinterested
Tired

Lazy
Easy going
Introverted
Hedonist
Passive

>>5137496
How can you be narcissistic if you recognise those other traits in yourself?

Undisciplined

>>5137609
because you don't know what narcissistic means

arrogant, narcissistic, ambitious, jaded, intelligent

lazy
aloof
naive
cowardly
hypocritical

Apathetic, Neurotic, Tall, Bored, Narcissistic

Horny, hopeful, clammy, quirky, and philosophically-inclined-to-poop

Weak
Selfish
Confused
Conflicted
Lazy

quirky cute random naked grrrl :)

>>5137706
Ophelia

>>5135856

Uncertain, Exacting, Inquiring, Doubtful, Adventurous

>>5137708
D:

Epicurean
Witty
Munificent
Garrulous
Flamboyant

>>5137706
>Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, emoticon.

But ... where's the writer in all that, FM?

hungry
sleepy
horny
drunk
banned :(

>Lazy
>Arrogant
>Tolerant
>Disingenuous
>Solitary

I defy you all.

>>5137716

what the fuck are you doing responding to bait without adding to the thread. You're worse than any namefag.

>>5137715
Wilde

>>5137701
Wormtail

>>5137653
Howard Roark

>>5137596
Bob Marley

>>5137561
The Idiot

>>5137546
Soulja Boy

>>5136443
Chewy

>>5136090
Terry Gilliam

>>5137719

I fucking reported you for being an idiot and posting that "perpetual pizza" thread.

My response? Downs syndrome Bukowski.

>>5137719
Henry Chinaski
>>5137701
Bernard from BNW
>>5137711
Hamlet
>>5137715
Werther
>>5137680
Holden Caulfield
>>5137666
Jean des Esseintes (also satan)
>>5137653
Napoleon


let me know what you think

introverted, idealistic, creative, full of longing, unsatisfied

>>5137749

Awesome list.

introverted
mathematical
idealistic
muscular
hypocrite

Cynical, Introverted, Intelligent, Narcissistic, Insecure

self-loathing, handsome, narcissistic, insecure, judgemental

Irreverent
Positive
Disciplined
Outgoing
Solitary

dumb
insecure
aware
gay
poop

Handsome
Arrogant
Single-minded
Unsociable
Ambitious

>>5137716
The difficulty with this thread is that it's a self-description. If you want a character like you, ask five people who know you to each provide an adjective that describes you.

I got
>thoughtful
>funny
>creative
>wonderful
>brilliant

>>5137798
mein fucking sides

>>5137798
>expecting other people to give honest descriptions of you

You are really as dumb a bitch as I thought!

>>5137797
>>5137792
>>5137789
>>5137774
>>5137770
>>5137768
>>5137798

how about you fucking judge some others before we judge you.

>>5137799
>>5137801
>falling for /pol/-tier trolling

Keep it coming, Feminister.

>>5137801
I'd trust other people more than myself
For me, I'd put

>pensive
>sarcastic
>egoistic
>hedonist
>shy

Dumb
Silent
Friendless
Narcisstic
Self-Deluded

>>5137806
It's so blatant that it's funny

>thoughtful
>funny
>creative
>wonderful
>brilliant

>>5137805
I'd rather people not be judgmental.

>>5137805
Oh hello, Meg from "A Wrinkle in Time"

>>5135856
Talented
Intelligent
Caring
Handsome
Spiritual

>>5137809

Laurie Penny

no seriously, I'd put Beatrice, my love

No actually... huh. The Miss Jupiter progeny from Watchmen?

>>5137810
Lenny (mice/men)

>>5137797
Some Ayn Rand construct

>>5137789
Martin Luther

>>5137774
Dr. Gonzo

>>5137820

Fuck you, actually. But the adjectives lead me to:

Valentine Michael Smith, from Stranger in a Strange Land

>>5137757
I'm >>5137749
so hopefully someone can judge me. I'll do more too

>>5137805
Okay I am 7797. Posting some judgments. You better judge me after this.

>>5135892
James Bond
>>5135926
Mandingo
>>5135918
Don Draper
>>5135995
Hmm, tough one. Maybe a pagan Danish king? Like Beowulf after he was crowned and before he got old?
>>5135999
Achilles
>>5136008
Odysseus
>>5135916
Patrick Bateman minus the dumb
>>5136093
Nietzsche

>>5137820
Charlie Manson
>>5137810
Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>5137797
Ted Bundy

>>5135856

Smart
Manipulative
Lazy
Adaptive
Aware

>>5137757

Jesus Christ?

Maybe.... some protagonist.

Hiro Protagonist from Snow Crash!

>>5137757

Evan from Superbad

>>5137809
Megg from Megg, Mogg&Owl

>>5137797
I'm this one. Please judge.

>>5137768
John Nash

>>5137770
Dorian Gray or perhaps Lord Henry
>>5137774
Draco Malfoy
>>5137757
Anakin Skywalker
>>5137733
McClane from the Die Hard movies
or
>>5137715
Ishmael from Moby Dick
>>5136224
Not many characters like this. Maybe the droid C3P0. Though he wasn't shy I guess
>>5136093
Jerry Seinfeld

>>5137851

ooohhhh

uhhhh, Peter Riviera from Neuromancer.

>>5137711
This is me

I'm also:
>>5137737
>>5137744
>>5137827
>>5137831
>>5137853
>>5137867

So please, I'd like responses?

>>5137866

You forgot to include 'attention seeking' in your adjectives

>>5137711
Lester, from the snes game

self-conscious
self-aware
cocky
neurotic
grandiose

>>5137915
Caligula

>>5137496
Notes from Underground

>>5137866

Getting C3P0 was a nice surprise.

>>5137923
good response

>>5137915
Nixon

>>5137866
>Seinfeld
Nice!

>>5137915
Tony Montana from Scarface 1983

>>5137895

I had to look him up, but interesting response.

>>5137798
Your friend are all hypocrites. How sad is that ?

>>5137952
Those who impugn hypocrisy are hypocrites.

>>5137798
but they won't tell you anything bad

quiet, honest, disconnected, self-absorbed, romantic

never used these words to describe myself before. somehow though i think they're accurate.

>>5137958
>impugn
>1. to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon.
>2. Archaic. to assail (a person) by words or arguments; vilify.
>3.Obsolete . to attack (a person) physically.

So... thinking that someone isn't actually a hypocrite makes you a hypocrite?

>>5137958
Does that shallow statement change anything to the validity of what I said ? Did I hit you a bit to harrd here ? Sorry if that's the case.

>>5137798
most common adjectives people use for me:

pretentious
arrogant
intelligent
funny
sarcastic

wise, hilarious, big-dicked, gorgeous, rich

>>5136031

OP

>>5137959
No, they won't. Because
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X09A4aDA1Hc

I'd like to get involved in this thread but unfortunately I remembered this sentence:

"Never forget that in all our observation about ourselves, there is an infinite measure of arbitrariness."

>>5137962
V from V for Vendetta... sorry

>>5137967
What you said was a non sequitur.

>>5137968
You're like me. Except I'm also creepy and quiet. Ha !

>>5137983
the words people use to describe themselves are usually pretty telling though. although it makes for a more difficult exercise if we assume their observations are erroneous

>>5137962
John the Savage from Brave New World

>>5137968
Mercutio

>>5137986
What I said where ? Be precise in your statements please.

>>5137993
"Creepy" and "quiet" would probably be 6 and 7, lel. We're probably quite similar

>>5138000
>>5137952

>>5137986
Are you impugning his assertion?

narcissistic addicted backboned melodramatic young

>>5137994
It's not that they are erroneous, it is that there are hundreds of adjectives you can choose from. Everytime you pick a word to describe yourelf, you make a choice. This choice is telling in a way, but mostly it's arbitrary. That's like trying to give the outline of a very complicated three-dimensional forms using only a small number of straight lines. There are billions possible choices of straight lines, and among them plenty will be just as valid (and just as inappropriate) as the others.

>>5137977
I really want to like you, but you do irritate me sometimes.

If you wish to be more valuable a member of the community, please respond to the prompt of threads or else the core of an argument. Otherwise, don't respond.

>>5137974
Loki?

>>5138011
No.

Anxious, gay, depressed, elitist, tired.

>>5138007
That's a simple observation. Non sequitur if you will, but no sequuor was intended.
Unless you're willing to make the argument that your friends are not hypocrite, which would be just as endless and pointless as any philosophy thread on /lit.

>>5138016
I do not care about being an asset to the community. I don't. I fluctuate between worthwhile and shitposting at whim, whichever brings me pleasure at the moment. I am not going to be consistently high quality or even regularly high quality unless it's incidental, since I owe no fealty to you, quality, or the community--nor do I owe fealty to shitposting or banter. These things are all tools for pleasing my heart.

romantic

good-hearted

judgemental

narcissistic

spiritual

>>5137962
be my friend. I'm >>5137757

>>5135856
gay, cute, fabulous, intelligent, fun!

>>5138032
What a pedantic way to say you enjoy getting the attention of people on 4chan.
Not that I condemn, having myself a taste for pedantry.

>>5138031
You made an unsubstantiated guess. It wasn't an observation, since you have not observed the subject of the guess.

>>5135856
Pessimistic, depressed, witty, apathetic, likable.

>>5138032

This is why I want to like you.

Simultaneously, it's why you irritate me.

I'll leave it so, and treat you as you state you are, and as I please in the future.

Party on, Garth.

>>5138024
Light Yagami, fucking Death Note

>>5138041
I enjoy the attention sometimes, sometimes I don't, and in both circumstances the presentation of the attention can affect my feelings toward it, which in turn will induce an appropriate response. If certain posters try to upset me, for instance, I am more inclined to try to upset them.

>>5138047
Your personal conflict brings me pleasure. I hope to exacerbate it

>>5138032

>>5138057
Really it's only people like you who care

Self-flagellating, drunk, third thing, drunk, I'm drunk

>>5138042
There is no way to observe the "subject" that is your friends. How would you know for sure that someone is an hypocrite ?

I made an observation grounded on a result that can be assumed to be a representation of your friend's intention (what they said about you). That's down-to-earth empirical method (with all the flaws it entails). Nothing less, nothing more.
>You made an unsubstantiated guess

Well, thanks for clearing that up, I was under the impression that I just conducted a whole double-blind study with over a thousand subjects, and that made me pretty tired.
take it easy it's just banter

>>5138045
Dante himself.

>>5138037
fucking... Seth Green's character in Party Monster.

>>5138047
Light's more of an idealistic sociopath than anything else.

>>5138064
Very Simpsons in its 10th season.

metamodern
self-absorbed
agoraphobic
claustrophobic
megalomanical

>>5138051
I see. Thanks for the detailed answer. I like details.

>>5138066

I get to be James St. James :D

>>5138065
But there is no way you could reasonably infer they are hypocrites from their intent no matter what intention you extrapolate out of your top hat.

>>5138064
Bukowski

>>5138056
I know you get off on it, but I get off on that kind of personality. That self-interested, pleasure-in-pushing-buttons, spite-and-lust game.

But you're probably just bored.

>>5138082
I am bored, but that doesn't change the simple fact that I'm the sort of person who gives people wedgies.

>>5138087
>wedgies
>cancer
ftfy

>>5138070

James Barris, A Scanner Darkly

>>5138080
Depends on what you call hypocrisy I huess. I understood it as "answering a question with the intent to please whoever asked it and no consideration for one's actual opinion on the matter".

Granted, from that definition and the words you gave it is more likely that some of your friends are hypocrites or that, in average (with a proper notion of averaging of course) the friends you asked for an adjective are hypocrite.

Of course, the key point here (and that's the twist) is the intention of whoever interprets the results.

>>5138087

If you're bored, why are you here?

If you're here, why are you bored?

>>5138095
I used to smoke

>>5138104
Thank you for sharing that.

>>5138103
>If you're here, why are you bored?
>But wait you're on 4chan why are you bored ?

Is it really necessary to ask ?

unsure
sassy
gentle
analytic
tall

>>5138103
I'm bored because I don't feel like reading or writing, and my bf's rpg'ing at his friend's house. I might go out later.

I'm bored here because I'm just fulfilling a compulsion, I'm not gaining significant satisfaction.

>>5138119
ur ugly

>>5138108
If you really meant that, you'd write me a poem

>>5138087
>>5138104
"I" is the subject of almost all your posts. It's just you, you, you.

>>5138051

It's fucking disgusting how full of yourself you are.

Begone, chimp.

>>5138116
Batou, Ghost in the Shell...............

no

I'm having trouble with you.

the unnamed main character of Invisible Man.

>>5138121
That's not what I've heard

>>5138127
>"I" is the subject of almost all your posts. It's just you, you, you.
Yes, and?

>>5138141
>That's not what I've heard
There are a lot of people on Tumblr who would respond in exactly the same way

>>5138125

You're hideous
your pale skin insidious
your face lurid in my memory
horrible and wretched
a swamp has more aesthetic
than the filth for me you've sketch-ed

I've not a word of good
to give to you tonight
If you were son of man
I'd smite you out of spite
god be damned I've given
all I wish to write
and if you've read so far
fuck you

>>5138125

>>5138116
Hal Incandenza

Existentialist
Awkward
Intellectual
Self-conscious (++)
Envious

I've never met anyone remotely like myself, nor seen any character in any medium.

Bonus:

Respect-craving
Entitled
Empathetic

>>5138161
Probably, but I have a figure unattainable for most women outside of cartoons

>>5138163
<3<3<3 O_O

>>5138183
a circle

>>5138179
Narrator from Invisible Man?

>>5138194
jerk

>>5138194
that was worth a kek

>>5138179
>I've never met anyone remotely like myself, nor seen any character in any medium
Might as well add self-aware to the NOT list.

>>5138179

oooooohhhh Nero. or more like... ionno

I give up. This thread was fun. People threw themselves out to be judged by an unknown pleb of sorts and likely read my words.

>>5138183
Oh my dear, I'll see you elsewhere. I'm often here. Though I'll likely soon be gone.

Cynical, intelligent, delusional, motivated, manipulative

>>5138179
Holden Caulfield

>>5138231
Ozymandias from Watchmen

>>5138206
Yes yes, I know humanity shares a common bond and each possible flaw and personality trait is to be found in a great number of people and all that. Not what I meant.

>>5138179
>describing yourself as an intellectual
you're literally the type of person I hate the most

>>5138194
#REKT

FEMINISTER GETS BTFO

>>5136437

>>5138253
>I am, above all, humble
Athletes speak boldly and proudly of their athleticism, but intellectuals seem to feel that their accomplishment is so great, it must come with the humility befitting a Messiah.

>>5138270

And is not the wisest man the one not seen?

>>5138270
Or perhaps they are just conscious that intellectual achievement is less glaring and more up for debate than athletic achievement ?

>>5138284

or perhaps they're effeminate faggots who spend too much times with words on a page and their dicks in their hands

>>5138253
It's funny, I don't consider myself particularly intelligent. I used "intellectual" as a way to convey "interested in ideas" and "enjoys learning" with an adjective

>>5138276
Intellectuals are certainly fond of telling themselves that.

>>5138284
It's really not. There are specific fields, then there is reading and writing you've accomplished. Otherwise intellectualism is just taste: you find enjoyment in thinking activities.

>>5138303

To expose one's self is to open one's self to reprisal.

To look strong is to invite attack.

Thus it is best to not be seen, unless it proves momentarily advantageous.

Wry (Irreverent)
Formerly-confident (now a social wreck)
Alienated (not intentionally. In the Marxist sense of the word and from people in general due to suffering from anxiety and depression)
Romantic (in the classical sense of the word)
Fatalistic (about life, society, technology, death etc. - that is not to say I'm a pessimist. I don't want to die any time soon, but I don't fret over it)

That was hard, as I loathe naval-gazing and describing yourself.

>>5138325
Winston?

(1984)

>>5138334
Jesus, that's interesting. I identify with him a lot. I love him so much. That book broke my heart.

I also identify with every single one of Kafka's protagonists, and Winston could well be a Kafka protagonist.

Suicidal, angsty, pessimistic, loving, passionate.

self-involved
warm
smart
annoying
forgiving

>>5138308
To expose oneself is to open oneself to praise.

To look strong is to invite support.

>>5138342

I like you, as I identify with you.

As always "know thyself"

Read some Stoics, if you've not.

And if you're on Adderall, stop it.

>>5137805
fuck off, I'm too lazy

>>5138343
Trent Reznor

>>5138346
Winnie the Pooh

>>5138351
Praise is unnecessary if one is certain in step.

To look strong is to invite support. Or jealousy. Or leeches. etc. To be seen is to invite response. Only if there is advantage should one invite.

>>5138364
>unnecessary
That depends on your goals. It's always enjoyable regardless.

>To look strong is to invite support. Or jealousy. Or leeches. etc. To be seen is to invite response. Only if there is advantage should one invite.
Trying to hide makes you look weak and invites attack.

>>5138355
I was obsessed with Orwell for years. It broke my heart, though, as I found out more and more about him, to realise how conservative he was underneath it all, and how he might have ratted out loads of people on his deathbed.

Regardless, I adore 1984, Down and Out in Paris and London, Homae to Catalonia and the essay collection, Shooting an Elephant, which is just jaw-droppingly amazing - especially "A Hanging."

Read "How the Poor Die" if you haven't.

Where do you live? I need alienated friends. I'm an expat in Berlin. I'd call my situation here Kafkaesque, but I'm completely anti-narcissistic and cringe at that level of self-aggrandisation.

>>5138343
Hamlet
>>5138325
The Unabomber
>>5138024
W.H. Auden

Me: Idealistic, solitary, anxious, spiritual, loving

>>5138376
Ha, I live in Dallas.

I'll take your suggestions, and thank you. I am alienated but not isolated. I love people but consider them odd. I wish you luck, I wish you well.

>>5138375
I never left the thread, as you know.

Everything depends on goals. What is your pleasure? Mine is not being weak.

And one may not be seen and yet not appear weak. One need not hide to not be seen, my dear.

>>5138398

Gandhi.

or...

man, a lot like a character I was writing for a novel I've killed... or put on hold...

more like Dante.

>>5138399
My pleasure varies, since it owes no allegiance to anything but itself.

If you're a cut above of the rest, then you probably do.

>>5138398
>The Unabomber
Jeez man.

I'm not homicidal, misanthropic or a primitivist.

>>5138291
If you want to be angry at people you don't know, then yes.

>>5138303
If you're taking intellectual in the rather narrow sense of "professional writer or member of academia", mind that even within that narrow space, it is often hard for academics and writers to agree on who's a hack and who's a serious thinker.

Also, I'm not sure that intellectuals often call themselves humble. They do it in the introduction of their works, as a form of courtesy (because bragging there would mostly lead to ridicule), but they're not precisely trying to hide their power level or their pride.
>>5138375
>Trying to hide makes you look weak and invites attack.

That's not a bad thing when you're prepared to be attacked by an ennemy that underestimates you. None of you two will gain a decisive upper hand here, because the value of both strategies depends on taste, timing and circumstances.

>>5138406

Fair enough. My pleasure varies according to whim.

I consider myself not above the rest. I consider myself apart of the herd.

But why suppose on my pleasure to consider my status?

Minimalistic
Reserved
Content
Nostalgic
Adjacent

>>5138424
"You know a man from his enemy" and, I should add, from his distastes.

Or something of the kind. You know. British-like aphorisms.

>>5138419
hahaha

Machiavelli humbled himself to ingratiate.

Many of the intelligent do the same, my friend. As you've noted.

Also, it depends is an eternal sentence. If you're not looking to play, then why respond?

>>5138407
Also, I'm a full-blown lefty, and he hated them.

>>5138435
>Machiavelli humbled himself to ingratiate.
How?
He wrote The Prince after he had been expelled from the inner-circle of society, didn't he?

Anxious
Reflective
Malicious
Sensitive
Capricious

>>5138439

Haven't you read the goddamned Prince?

First and last chapters man.

It's in Discourses on Livy, too.

>>5138435
>If you're not looking to play, then why respond?

I was just ending the game. Not that I ever played it. Note also that "it depends" depends on what comes next. "It depends on circumstances" means "if you"re discussing strategy, give yourself a proper situation to analyze". The beginning of the debate was about wisdom, and now suddenly it's about advantage and power. Not that those things are unrelated, but if you're going to shift the goalposts, might as well change the landscape (if you catch my drift).

But don't put too much thought in that answer, I'm mostly improvising and my style is sloppy.

>>5138425

Probably Hemingway... without the Reserved/Content. I'm not sure on you. Sun Tzu? no........... Machiavelli.

>>5138441
Mercutio!

Grumpy
Reclusive
Mean-spirited
Imaginative
Unsatisfied

>>5138456

You give yourself too much power, if you think you're ending a game and not playing. At least this one. On an anonymous /lit/ board.

And this is all improv. Especially when I'm drunk.

>>5138464
The Trolls from The Hobbit.

Or Rumpelstiltskin

Or THE EMPEROR (Darth Sidious)

>>5138464
One of Bukowski's "characters"

>>5138468
This was merely speculative ending, not coercive ending. I point towards a definitive solution to the game, I don't pretend to stop the players from having fun. If anything, it's more an invitation to play more consciously. Please consider me as an amateur amical.

I love how adding French words in an English sentence instantly makes it pretentious

>>5137843
You have the best descriptions
Please stay on /lit/

>>5138481

Well, the other player left, so now I play alone. Or with you.

I did not know the word "amical", and did not know it was french until you said, but gathered the meaning from "amicable."

I love english.

>>5138458
Your accuracy surpasses the details I gave, which almost sounded feminine if I didn't include that malicious part

Discriminating
Detached
Abruptly hostile
Unhurried
Abruptly nostalgic

>>5135856
Neurotic, cynical, depressed, intellectual, romantic

Brilliant
Fickle
Self Destructive
Breezy
Untrustworthy

>>5138517
Andy Warhol

>>5138521
Gregor!

>>5138497
>amicable

I didn't know that word (which, it turns, exactly means what "amical" means in French). So it's a fruitful exchange (in case it wasn't obvious I am French).

I'd like to play with you, but I guess I should get off my computer before spending yet another day not living my life.

I hope I see you again here.

>I love english.

Me too, but I have no ear for it ;_;

>>5138523
Rick, from Rick and Morty

>>5138517
That hobo that Jerry Jeff Walker wrote Mr Bojangles about
>>5138521
Eilert Lovborg

>>5135856
pedantic
self-absorbed
verbose
funny
educated

I

>>5138534

Good luck, you're beautiful.

I'll keep this thread alive 'till I kill it with posts.

You'll see me again. You just may also know it.

>>5138533
Gregor Samsa?

>>5138545
Zizek?

dawkins.....

uhhhhhhh

It'd be Dolores Umbrige except for the funny.

Ooh! Pangloss from Candide!

>>5138549

yessir!

anxious nervous shy scared arrogant

>>5138586

oohhh... ahhhh....

C3PO

addictive
loud
spontaneous
uncomfortable
knowing

>>5138419
>That's not a bad thing when you're prepared to be attacked by an ennemy that underestimates you. None of you two will gain a decisive upper hand here, because the value of both strategies depends on taste, timing and circumstances.
Damn, feels like I'm a girl in high school all over again

yes

no

bad

good

no

>>5138659

If I flirt with you, will you pay attention to me?

kind, indecisive, lonely, private, light-hearted

>>5138696
Kasumi from Mass Effect

Do me?
>>5138653
or
>>5137711

I've done just about this whole thread. Now I'm drunk.

>>5138694
It would be extremely painful.

>>5138706
pain is familiar
All I want is discourse

Materialist (the world is material, not clinging to material possessions)
Pedantic
philosoph
Views self as sociopath
immature fondness for violence
virgin

Balanced
Contradictory
Irrepressible
Ataraxic
unsatiated

>>5138718
child.

You are Dylan Klebold or something of the like.

One of the angry who no one (you respect) listens to so you wish to impose it.

I'm sure there's a character out there for you.... probably Tyler Durden, but you'd like that too much.

Someone who ends up dead.

ooh, maybe Bonzo Madrid

>>5138727

I am Jack's smirking revenge

Average, awkward, apathetic, introspective, open-minded

>>5138718
Chris Chan

I don't have five words but I'm an uglier, more autistic Oscar Wilde.

>>5138737
Ron Weasley!

ehh, more like the main character from the film "Office Space"

>>5138733
I am Jack's fedora

>>5138694

Also, what the fuck do you think you are?

Some Hindu incarnation?

Soul cactus?

You're as full of shit as the rest.

All I want is to piddle with a piddler.

>>5135882
Vaginal discharge? I'm sure that's a character in some sort of feminist literature.

>>5138716
Well I don't give a shit about you (I will dedicate but one libation of urine in your honor if it would please you), so I'm probably not a tonic for your loneliness. I don't mind talking tho

>>5138727
Athena

>>5138747

I am jack's complete lack of imagination.

Why not try using the vocabulary public school gifted you with?

I'm certain your favela-gutter mother would be proud if you could manage a sentence from those warty soft fingers.

>>5138753
I'm me. Since I can appreciate myself more fully and deeply than I can appreciate any thing else (this is more a matter of logistics than selfishness), I am more than all of these things.

From my point of you view, you should be kissing my ass in gratitude for the rich words I offer you, wise or foolish.

>>5138753
>There ain't no time to stash the gumbo or rattle around in a cage
>The sacrificed child makes bubbles, his piddle is everywhere in rage
>In the hot sand I ran on my feet, their blistered and caked with debris
>Chez Rolez is guarding the tote board while angrily he piddles with glee

Absurdist
Cynical
Awkward
Bored
Rational

erstwhile, forthright, clingy, unwashed

>>5138766

Oh woman, I never knew you and make no pretense. Please, piss away, but not for me.

What job have you that you spend so much time here and bored?

>>5138768
>Upset about shitposting after shitposting
Unreal. For the record it's from an 1s4s] chat where we harrassed the streamer to download shrek rather than force us to suffer through fedora club after watching american psycho. I wouldn't expect you to have heard of it
>Le hair toss

>>5138783
Believe it or not, I'm a writer.

>>5138789
A writer on /lit/? Who would have guessed it?

>>5138789
So am I sweetnuts as evidenced by this post. Why don't you run off an gobble som estrogen while the neurotypical adults are talking.

>>5138780

Robert Anton Wilson
or
Kafka himself.

>>5138782
Diogenes seems obvious

>>5138777
RICH WORDS?
Well, they do keep me talking.
I'd not consider myself rich, nor your words more than copper.
Seems to me you wipe with your fingers and speak with your ass.

>>5138745
Oscar Wilde

>>5137647
Ahhhh.... Narcissism is characterised mostly by an excessive pride in oneself.

>>5138801
It is a fine ass

>>5138789

I choose not to believe it.

I'm no writer myself.

I do write. And so do you.

I'd ask for example, as I'm interested, but know I'll not get one.

What, friend, do you write?

>>5135892
Narcissus
>>5135916
Charles
>>5135918
Moaning Myrtle
>>5135926
Claireece Precious Jones
>>5135930
S-----, also known as Shadwell. I read excremental and couldn't help it.
>>5135955
Son of Sanic
>>5135964
Sean Bean
>>5135995
Jafar. As a genie.
>>5135999
Cato. From Hunger Games.
>>5136001
Mandigo.
>>5136008
/pol/ on a good day
>>5136031
likely OP, but /lit/ and /lgbt/ are also good guesses

>Paranoid
>Manic
>Angry
>Laughter
>Suicidal (more in a poetic ennui faggot way)

>>5136073
>implying that school shootings aren't universally perpetuated by white men.

>>5138815

Poe himself (writing the Raven)

more like... a schizophrenic.

I wrote a story like that once, about a homeless man who wore "catskin sandals", but I cannot put another's words to you right now. Am drunk

>>5138815
Kurt Cobain

>>5138825

fucking virginia tech you mongoloid

>>5138812

>>5138815
Raskalnikov

Introverted, ambitious, religious, uncertain, has-been

>>5138766
<3<3<3<3

>>5138733
Interesting. Maybe I should wear sunglasses like those

>>5135856
misanthropic, dedicated, moody, intelligent, distant

>>5138853
Alceste from The Misanthrope, perhaps?

>>5138853
Colonel Kurtz

>>5138842
thats 6

>>5138874
N-no, anon-kun, "Raskalnikov" was an answer to someone else's list of five.

>>5138841

Active response:

Oh! you like alcohol.

your use of parenthesis is interesting, something similar to what I've done in my middling scholarly bullshit

Why 'Pierre'?

Impressionistic. Just short of poetry.


On to "Harmonize":
slow as time is mediocre. make it just 'slow'.

A genuinely poetic use of space. Cool.

mixture of feelings and dialogue is interesting but unrefined.

Cool. Not done. Obviously

More?

Also, now I'm cunt. but only periodically

>>5138789
>>5138789
I don't doubt you are. Regardless of samples beyond these posts, I wish you were my writing collaborator.

>>5138808
However, I have my doubts on this matter.

the
best
the
best
the

>>5138842
Pope Alexander VI in Assassin's Creed II (lol)

>>5138853
Dexter... yeah. Dexter.

why hasn't everyone ignored butterface and fatmister yet?

>>5138890

You're so desperate it's cute.

Me too, don't get me wrong.

>>5138853
The Misanthrope from The Misanthrope
Hank Moody from The Moody Files
Dedicatio from the opera The Flutering Flute of Dedicatio

Unsuccessful
Lazy
Insecure
Pseudo-rational
Dilettantish

>>5138886
"Harmonize" is what a singer is saying. The singer is denoted by that font

>>5138907
Feminister

>>5138907

Frank Smith from China, Il.

>>5138890
Well I work the muscles on my ass (I don't mean anal sex), so it's pretty toned.

>>5138900
Rumor has it they've those "vagina" things.

Though I'm convinced they're just slimy, drooling pilus'

>>5138908

Have.. you ever thought of a screenplay?

>>5138900
Why are you not filtering us? Get out get out get out!

>>5138901
I am in need of her sort, I can't deny. But she's just plain unattainable no matter how accurate my train ticket. I leave most of my thoughts on this unsaid.

>>5138919
>pilus

excellent new word

>>5138917
you get buttfucked

>>5138908
I am drunk, but I did not get that by the font.

>>5138921
Yes, but I read many more books than I watch movies, so it wouldn't be my labor of choice. Being a novelist is where it's at.

>>5138919
How dare you insult my physical appearance. I think you need to view some modern art to appreciate the true beauty of the superior gender.

>>5138923

Speak and be heard, but this is a board for and of the cruel.

I don't know what I need but I'm finding this good at the moment.

>>5138925
Just admit you enjoy this attention and we can get on with our lives.

>>5138923
>Why are you not filtering us? Get out get out get out!

>>5138924
Of course you didn't. If I were writing that for publication, I wouldn't post it here. I'm writing that purely for me and some close friends. The quotations indicate verbals, and the charaters' thoughts are generally written on the right without quotations. Boldness indicates "Other", Nestra being the central character throughout the work. Parenthesis generally indicate physical action

>>5138929
I wouldn't post here if I didn't get some degree of enjoyment out of response.

>>5138926
ha

>>5138925
I read often. I listen to as much music, view as much art, watch as many movies, etc.

WELL ROUNDED LOL

Though I really, really think I want to write a novel.

Though your writing, there, seems more suited to a visual-linguistic medium. You really need to find a way to make that visual sense more relateable.

If you can't, which seems reasonable, I admonish you to play with a camera and software.

But you've got a style. Play with it. Settle it. Use better geometry and demarcation.

or, u'know, set on your own voyage

>>5138886
Do you go on steroid threads?

>>5138960

haaaa

no

>>5135892
eliot rodgers

—uncertain
—quiet
—intelligent
—depressed
—religious

>literary guesses in next post

>>5138968

ooh, uh.... end state raskolnikov

>>5138940
I'm actually more concerned with each character's perception than with any sort of visual aside from the characters

>>5138972
>raskolnikov
well, i walked into that one... you nailed the madness

>>5138977

clearly I'm getting very little from what you're providing...

And, also, I'm quite drunk.

I'd like to point out that you need that left side to translate better to the right (play your diction! individualize vocabulary and dialect?)
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fsadjlk

I'm about done. I'm gonna watch A Scanner Darkly. I'm monitoring my other thread now, eating, and passing out.

It's been... interesting.

I'll see if this thread is still around tomorrow. When I'm sober.

If not, night.

>>5138996
I use fonts and bolding so I don't have to align the sides

>>5138813

for >>5135916
Bovary?

>>5138768
i am jack's bait

>>5138807
That pride is just defense mechanism against feeling of worthlesness. Once narcissist fails at something it confirms his sense of uselesness he is masking and falls into depression.

Its like you never seen Evangelion.

Depressed
Melancholic
Delusional
Intelligent
Imaginative

>>5140067
jackson pollock

Quiet
Cynical
Attractive
Inflated
Insecure

Overthinking, lazy, cynical, nihilistic, curious