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Try going to some Christian brainwash church camp and accepting everything they say. It won't be perfect but should help.

Enter the priesthood, assuming your Catholic. They teach you so much and you get everything provided for you. I've seriously considered it before, to be honest, but it's probably only for those who regularly attend mass and were brought up in the Catholic church.

>>5135470
This. Pay is poor but lots of perks http://firebrandprogressives.org/pope-francis-says-8000-pedophile-members-clergy-video/

>>5135454
Do something horrible
After a while the guilt gets you

just keep posting on here and /pol/

>watch a ton of pro sports
>buy products that they advertise
>take a mild dose of xanax daily
>read the illustrated bible for kids
>stop exercising and eat fast food
>Listen to creed

Ignore consistency. Care only about what makes you feel good, instead of what you can actually demonstrate to be true. Be intellectually lazy and never critically analyze anything.

This should be more than enough to achieve what you want to achieve

>>5135454
This post is proof that what people want is not what is good for them.

>>5135454
>normalfag and Christfag

Chose but one, Sebastian.

Read scholasticism and catholic philosophy in general
No one starts believing out of the blue, it's a worldview, you gotta put effort into it

>>5135470
There's an ex-Jewish, now Catholic priest at the church my parents go to. It's not about what you were born as.

>>5135454

I'd advice picking up a copy of C.S Lewis' "Mere Christianity" for starters.

I always think that the old way of discipline and hard work is a better alternative to the scatter-shot of thoughts in our bleak post-modern porn addicted and overstimulated mass hysteria of our day. But eh, we're locked in already.