/lit/ - Literature

I'd universalize that moral maxim if you know what I'm saying.

>>5115196
Tell him that he should only behave like that if he wanted me and the rest of the world to slap his girlfriend's ass too.

Remove the head or destroy the brain

>>5115211
>>5115213
>>5115216
>tfw not well-read enough to make humorous replies to these threads

>>5115196
Nothing. Have you read this guy's views on sexuality? He wouldn't do anything.

>>5115213
What if he doesnt have a girlfriend?

Kant seriously has such a bad-ass portrait

>>5115221
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOCmJevigw
There you go. Now you can.

>>5115196
Apparently that would be universally benefical, so I'd do it too.

>>5115231
>what if
It's known that he doesn't.

>ask him what the fuck he's doing
>Kant calmly tells me that his right to my gf's ass transcends my relativistic laws to the contrary
>get angry and tell him he has no right to that at all
>Kant laughs in my face and tells me that not only is it his right but it his duty to pursue his own happiness while he pulls out his unique and intrinsically worthwhile penis and makes her gag on it
>Kant goes on to point out that I've already thought about violating his rights, which makes me ethnically inferior to him
>run out the club crying like a bitch
>Kant calls after me "To be is to do your griflriend!"

>implying Kant would go to a club

>>5115346
He was actually a billiard player.

>>5115237
portraits in his time were modeled after an aesthetic ideal often. There are many mugpaints of him which show him as the prussian hobgoblin he was.

pic related

>>5115272
>>Kant applies vaguely philosophical ethical theories more or less unrelated to kantian ethics

stop trying so hard

>that virgin loser
>ever slapping a girl's ass
my sides

Proceed to slap the ass of every gf there.

watch as she beats up kant.

>>5115221
It's all an illusion, like eskimos in Mogadishu. Everything you see on /lit/ is basically the Undergrad Special: every philosopher, artistic movement, author, artist, everything, has 2-3 factoids you need to know about it, and then you are a smart guy.

Kant: categorical imperative
Nietzsche: genealogical method, master-slave morality, amor fati, eternal recurrence
Schopenhauer: World as Will, pessimism, quasi-quietist
Hegel: teleological dialectic thing, LOL HE'S HARD, pseudo-Aristotelian World Spirit

SOUND HARD? GO TO UNIVERSITY, SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ALL THESE WORDS WITHOUT EVER ACTUALLY READING ANYTHING

jokes on him my gfs a trap

>>5115196
kant do much

>>5115196
I'd do it to antther guys gf to complete the Catagorical imperative

>>5115710

I'd tell him that he Kant get away with that

>>5115196
I punch him the testicles.

a man yall kant !

>>5115702
this nigga knows

>>5115774
You mean he knows people on 4chan are pretentious tryhards ? I'm impressed.

I think one of the worst things with this board is not that many people haven't read the works they comment, it is that many people who actually have read the works still say bullshit about them.

>>5115365
It bothers me how much unreliable portraits were. Kant's facial proportions change so much from one to another, there's no way to have a coherent mental picture of him.

>>5115650

kek.

>>5115196

Tell him that the fact that any apparently 'rational' moral law will always actually be the result of societal conditioning resulting in a choice between a desire for life and a desire to not feel a guilt or shame, leaves his ethical philosophy defunct, then I'd use a process of negation where the thesis is his nose, the antithesis is my forehead, and the synthesis results in a fair amount of blood.

>>5115196
Threaten to sue him for sexual harassment if he doesn't guarantee having my novel published and doesn't publicly support it's release.

What the fuck did you just say to me, du kleines Untermensch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in ethics (In which I was the only student, for the great form their own morals), and I've been involved in numerous fully-exhibited raids on Christian slave morals, and have over 300 confirmed god kills. I am trained in classical philology and I'm the top existentialist in the entire University of Basel. You are nothing to me but just another superfluous man. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has recurred eternally on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

>>5116416
woop forgot pic

>>5115784
Nothing wrong with being a pretentious tryhard.

>>5116313
excellent.