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>tfw persuasive speech due tomorrow and I have even started yet

>> No.5049184

you sure persuaded me that you're a shitposting retard.
A+ for you

>> No.5049220
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5049220

try to convince them to stay on a plane that will crash with no survivors

>> No.5049275

c'mon. legit replies

>> No.5049286

>>5049220
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>> No.5049324

>>5049220
>>5049286
/lit/ is one board i thought would be safe from this shit

>> No.5049339

3 word essay due tomorrow

>> No.5049356

>>5049324
I know, right? Just want a legit answer to my OP. Nothing too sophisticated though since it needs to be done right away.

>>5049339
Not funny faggot

>> No.5049359

>>5049356
Faggot is funny

>> No.5049385

>>5049359
Well at least we agree he is a faggot

>> No.5049417

>>5049385
bump

>> No.5049448

>>5049417
I really am beginning to hate you fuckers. I used to take your book advice like The Brothers Karamazov and all that shit but now I'll stick to good reads probably.

>> No.5049469

>>5049448
Kill him
Fuckin Kill him
Kill him already
Kill him already
Amen.

>> No.5049930

>>5049469
bump

>> No.5049941

>>5049157
I guarantee you when you'll finish this fucking class I'll be happier than you.

>> No.5049951

>>5049941
I have one more day of fuckin class and I just can't get myself to do it.

>> No.5049976

>>5049951
Just checked my weighted score and I have a 91.05% and I have like serious stage fright, worse than anyone elses. It's not just normal public speaking anxiety. If I did manage an A, I would piss myself because I'm the most reclusive fuckin dude at my college. I scored a 40% on my first speech and wonder where I would be if it wasn't for that shitty grade. BTW, I don't know if I was to annoy the hell out of some of you about that last minute outside speaker critique but I got a 100/100.lol with even going 145 words over the word count

>> No.5050036

Can I procrastinate every assignment to a bachelor's degree? Is this possible?

>> No.5050160

>>5050036
If I did it for a law degree, I'm sure you can manage it for a bachelor's.

>> No.5051894

>>5049157
You have to believe what you think. Even if sounds stupid. Conviction and emphasis.

Illusive Man (Martin Sheen's voice) from Mass Effect 2 is a great example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOEmHEd2XM

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>>5049157
this is my nightmare OP

>> No.5051923

>>5049157
>not being able to speak with the main points in your mind
>needing to write a speech, ever

what the fuck is wrong with you? do you have a low self esteem or something?

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>>5049157
Same happened to me, I just dropped out to dodge it. Problem solved :^)

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>>5051949
>tfw keep dropping courses and not showing up to finals

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>>5051959
>tfw NEET