/lit/ - Literature

You get all the bitches obviously

>>5028351
this and cheap beer

>>5028338
You can move onto more advanced studies of art such as film and television

>>5028354
>mfw reading a book in a bar
Its like a mating signal

>>5028362
>reading a book in a bar
I don't think there's anything more pretentious than this.

>>5028381
I read Ulysses in the worst taverns in town at 2pm during the week

felt good

>>5028381
try it, its nice

>>5028338
If not shot or hanged, you'll get Knighted.

You can then argue about things virgins argue about.

>>5028428
what do virgins argue about tho

>>5028338
What kind of headgear is that?

>>5028437
turnipcore

>Read the Greeks
>Read the Romans
>Read the Bible
>Read all recommended literature from the Anglosphere
>Learnt French, Spanish, German, Italian, Russian and Japanese
>Read all recommended literature in the above languages
>Learnt Ancient Greek and Latin
>Read Tao Lin
>Took over thirty Coursera courses in the humanities and taking more
I'm still unemployed and living with my parents, but am I /lit/ yet? If so, what now?

>>5028437
it's either a turban or a showercap.

>>5028444
You have clearly never seen a turban. It looks nothing like that.

>>5028437
woven swag

>>5028437
If you have to ask you have not become /lit/.

Back to the Greeks with you!

>>5028450
>It looks nothing like that.
And yet you say nothing about showercap.

>>5028338
That's Terry Jones you dildo.

>>5028338
You get /hit/.

>>5028399
People in American bars would probably have you arrested on suspicion of intent to commit mass murder because you didn't come in with your mandatory 2 friends or equivalent 1 friend of the opposite sex.

You leave /lit/ because you realized that spending time here is a complete waste when you consider the fact that actual discussion rarely happens and that you can probably get more out of literature, and your time in general, if you just read and either talk about it with a live person, or just make notes to yourself until the knowledge you pick up eventually becomes relevant. I, of course, have not yet done this because I'm still here.

>>5029115
>talk about it with a live person,

This.

Dear god, this. I need to leave this place.

>>5029122
What's the difference?

>>5029254

The same difference between fucking a prostitute and fucking your girlfriend.

>>5029254
It's huge.

Bitches get dripping at the merest hint of your musky odour and cocaine dealers periodically send you free samples in hopes of securing your custom.

You become a Nihilist and eventually commit suicide.