/lit/ - Literature

>>5009864

It's the same as any other board except we use full sentences. Show me one single post on 4chan which doesn't try to be slightly edgy.

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>>5009864

>People who spend their time within a group begin to sound like each other

Wow what an observation

>>5009864
Every (add board here) post is the same (add board listed prior) post.

Are you done yet?

>>5009864
There's about 10 regulars.

no one who posts here will ever be successful in letters, including me.

>>5009870
I agree, it is the same, perhaps worse on other boards. None of these boards are concerned with writing or originality
>>5009871
i agree
>>5009874
Aspiring writers begin to sound alike and decide that's a good thing or atleast not a bad enough thing to stop doing it. An observation I don't and didn't doubt you're aware of

>>5009883
id argue that there are about 10-30 people who post at least once a day here with another 50-100 that are infrequent posters

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay

There are only 3 people on this board, constantly posting and making the meta.
I'm the one shitposting about Ayn Rand all the time.

>>5009899
you seem to be the busiest one

Lucy plz

>>5009864
what if I told you that describes you

>>5009951
I'd say: 'think before you type'

You ever considered you've just got a tin-ear for tone?

>>5009972
of course. it's not that

>>5009995

And what empirical evidence to you have to back that up?

>>5009996

how can anyone provide evidence of their own tone-deafness? no one is that self aware

>>5010000

Have you ever had your arcuate fasciculus checked?

>>5009996
I, with a team of leading scientists made and executed an as close to perfect as humanly possible (turns out to be very close to perfect) tin-ear for tone study. I did not fit the criteria at all

>>5010005

What Journal did you publish your results?

>>5010011
Not yet been published, we only finished 6 days ago actually, bit of a coincidence really.

>>5010020

Remember, Harvard or you're fucking queers.

>>5010021
Cambridge actually, we were debating the two but Harvard informed us that the tin-ear for tone study facilities in Cambridge were far superior. I don't know whether I was more shocked that that turned out to be true or that Harvard readily admitted it to us.

>>5010035

Okay, this is getting too faggy, I'm dropping the role-play right now.

It's okay to admit that you're reading comprehension isn't developed to the point where you can clearly define the differences between two anonymous writers posting about the same topic.

>>5010052
Boo

>>5009871
go away mc ride

>>5009864
>FHM poster
>laughing whores.jpg
Let me guess, your favorite movie is The Fast and Furious and you don't read books?

>>5010514
assumptions based on very little. it's like you're 3 out of the 5 characters at the same time

>>5009864
Are you implying other boards do not experience this phenomenon? because that would be, like, a bad implication.
we do have it bad though. i blame /mu/

>>5010637
Disdain for plebeian tastes is standard on /lit/. The following is 100% serious: art and literature elevates one above the rampant lust, consumerism, and empty gyrations that fill up so much of modern life. Plastering FHM posters is so mundane and simplistic that I'd be hard pressed to think anyone even mildly intelligent could do so with a straight face, past the age of 15.

>>5010661
no, i am not. just that there should be more concern in a board of budding writers than elsewhere.
>>5010684
you can not be serious. Reading makes attractive girls uninteresting by default and posting them makes you 15 or under. This is what you're going for?

>>5010808
He's talking about the target demographic of FHM anon. Doesn't have to do with not liking attractive women.

>>5010808
I'd say a good amount of /lit/ is not interested in writing. We are /lit/ - literature, not /lit/ - writers' corner.

I am serious, though 15 is a bit young. How about 21. If you're older than 21 and have NMH posters on your wall you are literally retarded (showing stunted mental capacity for someone of your age). There is absolutely nothing enriching or provocative about them. They are boring, dull depictions of celebrity women or otherwise attractive individuals. They say nothing of anything. There is nothing more useless, banal, and contemptible in this world.

>>5010828
I am actually talking about the posters themselves. I absolutely love attractive women, but I don't see what the point is in raising them as icons in my living area. That seems senseless to me.

What is the point of a woman, to look at? To possess? Are they a piece of art? And even if you do think that: would you be satisfied with a picture of Michelangelo's David, or would you rather have a replica? I, personally, would rather have the real thing.

>>5010841
I don't get paying for this pig slob. Just use google like every other male in the universe. They're not even nudes.

>>5009883
no wai.

>>5010841
Again, assumptions. I posted this picture is the information you have. Attempts to sum up my character have been made a couple of times now and that is the basis. I posted a picture of a girl. Are you serious?

The perfection is but one. The closer you are to perfection the more you become similar to others.

Now this is a shit thread.

>>5010964
I am not trying to insult you, it is a rhetorical "you". I am only insulting FHM posters. But judging by your butt hurt, it seems I struck a vein. Do you have FHM posters on your wall?

>>5010974
mishima pls

After a couple of months of browsing this board I've noticed that all shitposts are accompanied by a picture of a conventionally attractive bimbo.

>>5011036
Oh very dear, there's not much to say. Just oh dear

Is this one of those "troll" thingies I've heard about? Cool!

>>5011116
>conventionally attractive bimbo

>>5011783
yes, exactly, conventionally attractive bimbo. This is the sort of poster moms buy when they think their 13 year old son might be gay.

>>5011712
Cool shitpost brah. Next time why not just say nothing at all.

>>5009871
brb nominating for Nobel

>>5009874
Gosh, just how fucked up is the world because of 4chan? You think if Moot died at birth we'd have flying cars now?

>>5009890
Oh, I'd say this board is worse, because it's more serious. And I'd say it's legit because ..

>>5009864

this board has the most intelligent poster on average without being held back by as many asspies as /sci.

>>5009899
>shitposting about Ayn Rand all the time.
I thought that was me.

>>5010841
>NMH
I didn't know what FHM was until I just looked it up, but your post confused the hell out of me

>>5009864
Your joking, a couple of days?
Try a 12 hour set, (Socrates fag philo thread),(Nietzsche fag thread), (book better then movie thread), (Dawkins thread), (bible thump thread), (obscure author thread), (rate your book thread), (compare theologies thread), (I need an ass-ay, halp thread), (buzzfeed books)...

Not one Hugo winner thread, Not one Nebula winners thread, not one Pulitzer writer thread, not one best of sci-if crit, not one non fictional interest review, graphic novel review/author (Neil Gaiman anyone?)

No this board is full of shit.

Now I am thinking I should just /b-around to piss in the Lobster bisque.

An entire library of wonderful deep history of all writings and we have 6-9 people circling and jerking, the bargain bin of busted books shoving all other threads off.

/lit has talked less the 1% of the free Gutenberg book archive.

>>5011941
Did that happen to you, anon?

Exhuming.

Don't forget to type
sage
In every field, name, email and comment

I am coming out guys. I am the guy who relates everything to Nietzsche because he's the only philosopher I've really studied.

Now which one of you is the GoT fag?

Like 90 percent of the George Saunders posts in the last few months have been me. So I guess I'm that guy.

>>5014121
>>5014145

I'm the guy who says niggers, a lot.

>>5014159
nice tab count mate

>>5014163
I average 30.

I'm at 41 right now.

>>5014159
>tor
naughty naughty naughty
you guys and your cheese pizza. #smh

>>5014190
Yep...no other reason to use a proxy, ever.
I feel like defending myself won't help me, so I'll just summarize it with...

>projecting

>>5014159
>>5014163
>>5014169
>>5014190
>>5014193
samefag

>>5014193
Yeah, there really is no other reason to use a proxy ever.
The innocent have nothing to hide.

>>5014203
Hmm, terrible bait...

But, I did almost call you an NSA shill, so...3/10.

Privacy is integral to a happy life. Security is not. Why is that even debated?

>>5014223
>Security is not integral to a happy life.

Only a pedophile, a wannabe terrorist, or a dope pusher thinks this way. Those are coincidentally the only reasons why anyone would use tor. You view the present system as invalid because it refuses to accept your fetish, radical ideology, or method of acquiring a living. Security is unnecessary for you because in your mind society has already terminated your existence by suppressing your desires, which are the center of your life, because for you nothing else matters.

>>5014312
>tfw download Tor to attempt ban evasion
>fail
>get accused of being a pedophile, wannabe terrorist, or a dope pusher

Feels, like life is funny.

>>5009864
I don't think you quite get it

>>5009870
I love you more than I can bear anon, may god bless you this day.

>>5014329
>ban evasion

Sweet weeping Jesus...

...and here I was thinking you were just a child molester, a terrorist or a drug dealer or something...

>>5013989
>Your

>>5014312

pls b trollin

>>5013989
>graphic novel
The fact that you won't say comic is a testament to your own insecurity about being considered childish.

>>5014312

NSA, please leave.

>>5009864
The board chased away the good posters because they were not afraid to be called out on their opinions by posting with names. The cowards who were afraid to be responsible for their posts had to use cheap tactics like doxing the nicest member of the group to try and disband them.

>>5016338
>>5016343
You can't argue. You forfeit your validity.

>>5009871