/lit/ - Literature

>>4995010
b.
im not attracted to goat and im a healthy buff motherfuck

>>4995010
B.
>simple carbs

I remember a post about shitposting on 4chan being the greatest form of post-modern art. It was quite funny.

mystery box

>>4995010
that would be fyad. 4chan isn't clever enough

I'd go for C because a girl who *always* wants sex would be annoying.

FUCKING GOAT TOWER?!?!?!?!?

WHERE DO I SIGN UP NIGGER

>not picking the goat tower

What the fuck is frong with you people?

you know i'd probably take the breadsticks, on account of knowing the world with option 2 there'd be some horrible catch, like she's 10 years old, or she never ages so you go through some weird ass benjamin button depression shit.

assuming no catch though. it would depend how i got access to the breadsticks. if i had to go to olive garden every time, i don't think so tim. but if i could shoot them out of my hands like a kind of bread-stick spider man. well, i might just take that offer.

fuck the goat tower though. goats are terrifying.

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>>4995028
>not picking goat tower
sure is summer in here

>>4995037
As delicious as the bread snack may be, that is too many tempting carbs. Don't wanna get fat man. The goat tower, however...

>>4995010
A is GOAT

man i really need to know where the goat tower is
i must go there for enlightenment

>>4995010
Oh I get it. There's one obvious option and two stupid options. Hurr durrr.

What retard wouldn't choose the goat towe?

>>4995039
>newfag test threads
How tiresome.

It´s a fucking tower for goats. the girl might be super needy and won´t let you anywhere, and eating those breadsticks might make you too fat to enter the tower. Doesn't sound that nice, huh? Hope I changed someone life here. You're welcome

>>4995010
B
I need my Waifu
A is a tough contender though

goat tower

What's so great about the goat tower?

>>4995139
>what's so great about the goat tower?

>>4995139
lmao start with the greeks faggot

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>>4995132
>people picking B over the goat tower

>>4995139
>This guy's never been to the goat tower

A is GOAT.
B is PGOAT.
C is ?
Anyway, option B is getting a personal female slave, right? Call me a pleb, but I don't like the idea of having a personal slave. And people complain about feminists going to extremes, lol.

>>4995010

>there are people on /lit/ right now who aren't posting from the goat tower
>mfw

>she always wants sex
What is she going to do when I'm not around then?
I have no need for a cheating slut, goat tower it is.

>>4995139
>2014 years since the birth of jesus
>not knowing about the goat tower

>>4995200
The title of that picture is my mums nickname for me.

Completely unrelated, and I don't actually have anything to contribute, but this board turns to shit in the summer thanks to Asstralians anyway.

>>4995010
Why the fuck would anyone pick C?

A.

>>4995185

THIS IS 30 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE

http://www.robinhoodwoods.com/shelbyvillegoattower.htm

SHOULD I MAKE THE PILGRIMAGE?

>>4995263
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass
who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>4995274

y-you haven't?

>>4995274
NIGGA GO

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I have so many questions about these goats. Are they literal goats or rhetorical goats? Are the goats booby trapped in some way? Does the goat know my name? If I were to pet goat, would goat pet me back? So many questions

>>4995274
Dude.

I took a break of /lit/
Did I miss something, or perhaps on the contrary - I'm witnessing a spontaneous birth of an epic new maymay?

>>4995274
im going to assume you've left by now but GO

>>4995300
>being this much of a newfag
>not knowing about the goat tower

>>4995274
>living in central illinois

i'm sorry anon

>>4995274
Bruh.

>>4995300
How's life as a newfag?

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>>4995315
I'm not going to argue whether I'm a new fag or not. I browse this board only occasionally, sometimes with really long breaks.

I guess knowing what 'goat tower' is about isn't essential for my life anyway.

>>4995329
>I guess knowing what 'goat tower' is about isn't essential for my life anyway.
hahahhaha people actually think this

>>4995329
>this entire post
top lol

>>4995329
/lit/ may have occasional aspirations to transcend its 4chan DNA, but never -- never -- forget: you are here forever.

How could you not have googled goat tower by now?

>>4995010
A all the way

>>4995139
See kids? This is why you always start with the goats.

google says goat towers are for "privileged" goats..
I guess it's about a/lit/ism?

>>4995442
>a/lit/ism
*e/lit/ism, fuck

>>4995452
>>4995442
Worst joke NA

>>4995442
You were about two links too high. I'm not giving it away, tho.

>>4995512
right

>>4995010
A.
Who the fuck wouldn't

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>>4995274
Please take pictures w/ timestamp and make a nice album for us to see. I think I speak for all of us when I say we would like this.

>take bread sticks
>quit my job
>spend the rest of my life as a wandering hermit with an infinite supply of bread at my command
>I can figure out how to get to the fucking tower on my own
>my refusal to share infinite bread sticks will neg all women ever into having constant sex with me whenever I want it

You people really are that stupid.

best is really really tempting. I dont rreally like breadsticks. But I have to with goat tower access (hoepfully full access)

goat tower meme

goat tower meme

goat meme

goat tower meme

heh

heh

>>4995139
what's wrong with you?

>A
There is nothing to see in the goat tower. It is unhygienic and stinks of goat poo.

>B
I'm not lesbian.

>C
Bread sticks are boring and savorless.

>>4996165
OMG R U A GIRL?

>>4995026
>FYAD
>clever

>>4996165
There's plenty to see in the goat tower you fucking plebeian.

>>4996168
No, I'm a guy. Learn to logic.

>>4995026


>sjsa
>good

pick one

>>4996165
u mad because cant into goat tower you dyke?

>>4995311

My thoughts exactly. On the other hand, he does have that sweet, sweet, goat tower...

>>4995291
Seconded. Need answers to these questions ASAP.

>>4996165
This guy got buttraped in the goat tower

>>4995026
>FYAD
>still relevant

>2014
>Goat tower

Step your game up bitches

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>>4995274
take pic of urself holding tao lin book by goat tower

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>>4995148
>being ironic instead of post-ironic
Summer indeed.

>>4995139
This nigger serious?

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hahaha le goat tower llook im not a nefwfag haha

>>4996304
There is no meme being referenced here. I also can't believe you took the time to quote every single on of those posts.

>>4996304
Oh boy, summer is here.

I see everyone is picking the goat tower. I still want the breadsticks though.

I pick C.

B because I'm 18 and hormonal.

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This

>>4997221
pic related is obviously you

>>4997240
You stole that joke from tumblr

>>4996131
but the catch is man you have to shit them out every 30 seconds for the rest of ur life. ur gonna become a part in a factory just shitting out breadsticks all hot and steamy and rdy to cook. mmmm bread sticks...

>>4997221
To make a moderately amusing at best post you went to a lot of effort proportionally

>>4997450
your mom