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During the early 1980s, isolationists on the far right made overtures to anti-war activists on the left in the United States to join forces against government policies in areas where they shared concerns.[135] This was mainly in the area of civil liberties, opposition to United States military intervention overseas and opposition to US support for Israel.[136][137] As they interacted, some of the classic right-wing antisemitic scapegoating conspiracy theories began to seep into progressive circles,[136] including stories about how a "New World Order", also called the "Shadow Government" or "The Octopus",[135] was manipulating world governments. Antisemitic conspiracism was "peddled aggressively" by right-wing groups.[136] Some on the left adopted the rhetoric, which it has been argued, was made possible by their lack of knowledge of the history of fascism and its use of "scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history."[136]

Towards the end of 1990, as the movement against the Gulf War began to build, a number of far-right and antisemitic groups sought out alliances with left-wing anti-war coalitions, who began to speak openly about a "Jewish lobby" that was encouraging the United States to invade the Middle East. This idea evolved into conspiracy theories about a "Zionist-occupied government" (ZOG), which has been seen as equivalent to the early-20th century antisemitic hoax, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.[135] The anti-war movement as a whole rejected these overtures by the political right.[136]

In the late 20th century, leaving aside injudicious name-calling by senator Ernest Hollings to fellow Democrat Howard Metzenbaum on the floor of the Senate,[citation needed] the Crown Heights riots of 1991 were a violent expression of tensions within a very poor urban community,[citation needed] pitting African American residents against followers of Hassidic Judaism.[citation needed]

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>>4966430

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

post modernism essay generator

replace some of the variable authors/texts with works related to your course. keep the stuff about gender and class affecting the possiblity of truth. should get at least a B

When I was in college, my university used to provide buses to take people home from downtown on busy drinking nights such as Friday and Saturday. Anyways the area is generally very conservative, so at night I would get on the "drunk bus" and pretend I was gay and start hitting on dudes. Anyways one night this guy gets really upset about it, and is like your going to hell, and then proceeds to announce to the whole bus that I am gay. Ironically everyone on the bus just looks at him like, "so...". but yeah that shit is hilarious

Male giraffes have been observed to engage in remarkably high frequencies of homosexual behavior. After aggressive "necking", it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling. In one study, up to 94% of observed mounting incidents took place between two males.

>>4966455
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

>>4966495

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
Footnotes:

Genesis 1:26 Probable reading of the original Hebrew text (see Syriac); Masoretic Text the earth

Here we are, in the year of our lord two thousand fourteen. As TVs play news like lazy background music in homes across the world, our children are losing their way. Facts and observations of actual events are told and rehashed like arguments on a Wikipedia edit page. The average news watcher, sits, eyes expressionless, a slight foam at the corner of their lips, as they mouth words of outrage, over the newest tragedy. The average news watcher spends 11 hours a day as a receptacle for meaningless information that has no bearing on the salvation of their soul.

I legitimately have an 1200 word essay due tomorrow
The thing is, I cannot be fucked doing it, so im asking /lit/ to write as much random shit as you can and I will promise to hand it in
The topic is on secularization in the news

t-thanks /lit/

>>4966584
Post a follow-up with instructor feedback.

>>4966588
will do

>>4966430
>tfw have a 4 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started

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