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4965407 No.4965407[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>You will never be Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell.
>You will never be related to Prince Doran Martell.
>You will never have a seat on the small council.
>You will never be driven by a desire to seek revenge for the rape, and murder of your late sister and her children.
>You will never witness the death of Joffrey Baratheon.
>You will never offer to be Tyrion's champion in a trial by combat.
>You will never go up against Ser Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane.
>You will never wound The Mountain several times whilst wringing a murder confession from him.
>Clegane will never grab a hold of you only to smash his armoured fist into your face, killing you: dashing out your brains after first destroying your teeth and knocking out your eyes.
>You will never achieve posthumous vengeance by having coated your spear in a special kind of poison, leaving Clegane to die slowly and in tremendous agony.
>You will never be Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell.

;__;

>> No.4965415

>my name
>is Inigo Montoya
>you raped my seester
>prepare to die

>> No.4965419

>>4965407
the show is shitty
the books are shitty
people who waste time talking about either of these have nothing better to talk about
they should be put into concentration camps and forced into labor producing cheap clothing for the rest of us who have better shit to do

tl;dr fucking kill yourself

>> No.4965422 [SPOILER] 
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4965422

>>4965415
>Dying.

>> No.4965426

>>4965422
nikka go smush

>> No.4965428

>>4965407
I will never know who any of these characters are