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Who is the greatest WOman to ever live, /lit/?

>> No.4899932

Hildegard von Bingen

>> No.4899936

Hatshepsut

>> No.4899938

probably jennifer connelly

im like 87% sure its her

>> No.4899954

>woman whose role model is Marilyn Monroe

can it get any more disgusting than that?

>> No.4899956

>>4899938
Why? Because no man has power over her?

>> No.4899958

Sarah Vandella

>> No.4899960

>>4899954
Fat girls saying Monroe had fat girl curves...

>> No.4899963

I am.

>> No.4899968

>>4899963
I am the most insignificant man alive, would you care not to have my children?

>> No.4899972 [DELETED] 

Josie Long

>> No.4899975
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4899975

Josie Long

>> No.4899978
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4899978

Boadicea. When you're good enough to make even the Romans admit you have equal intelligence to man, you know you're great.

>> No.4899981

The first one.

>> No.4899982

Roseanne

>> No.4899983

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEANNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.4900002

>>4899978
>Boadicea
Is this where bodacious comes from?

>> No.4900015

>>4900002

No, its a portmanteau of "bold" and "audacious".

>> No.4900079

>>4899930
Virgin Mary
I know there are fedoras lurking /lit/ but this is the greatest woman to ever live if you consider her influence, her omnipresence in culture, the purity of her life.

>> No.4900096

>>4900079

>jesus
>real

that's what the pope want you to believe

>> No.4900101

J. K. Rowling

>> No.4900103

>>4900096
BAN ASSAULT CONTRACEPTIVES

>> No.4900107

Queen Victoria or Queen Elizabeth I.

>> No.4900115

Lena Dunham

>> No.4900122

>>4900096
Thanks anon, I walked the path of stupidity but I am truly enlightened now.

>> No.4900129

>>4900122

protip: the bible was written by the Catholic Church

do you think Mien Kampf is an accurate record of German History? Because in essence that's what the Bible was: a tool used to control and expand the chruch

>> No.4900135

>>4900129
go back to /r/atheism you idiot

>> No.4900179

>do you think Mien Kampf is an accurate record of German History?
What an asinine point. I could just as easily say you can't trust a Jew to provide an accurate portrait of the Holocaust

>> No.4900185

>>4900179

Well... You can't.

>> No.4900188

>>4900135

>implying I'm a fedora

just pointing out facts

>> No.4900205

my mum :)

>> No.4900223

>>4900179
>I could just as easily say you can't trust a Jew to provide an accurate portrait of the Holocaust

Not even /pol/ but come on, it's not very unlikely that a Jewish person will have a biased view of the Holocaust.

>> No.4900228

>>4900129
I didn't know the book of Isaiah came from the Church that was established centuries later.

As for the new testament, nobody but a few butthurt protestants denies that it has been written by Catholics and that all of them were part and often relatively high placed in the primitive Church.

The conspiracy about controlling the Church is rather funny when you consider the people that wrote the Bible were murdered precisely for doing so.

>> No.4900234

>>4900129
>the bible
>written by a sect of christianity before it was a thing

>> No.4900247

>>4899930
Zheng Yi Sao

>> No.4900742

>>4900129
The analogy of political bias works if you date Mein Kampf written before Hitler was alive.
it wasn't

>> No.4900758

Andrea Dworkin

>> No.4900780

Laurie Penny

>> No.4900781
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4900781

pink gold peach

>> No.4900842

Nastacia Fillipovna

>> No.4900924

Judith Butler

>> No.4900933

ME! o\_/o

or Annie Lennox, it's a tossup.

>> No.4900939

>>4900129
The Old Testament was written by Jews before Jesus even lived, the new testament by early christians who don't really fall to the whole catholic/orthodox/protestant -thing.

>> No.4900947

>>4900933
i am the greatest woman to have ever lived.

>inb4 i am a man solely because i was born male and identify as such.
>check you privilege

>> No.4900948

>>4900933
This tripname is easily the gayest thing on 4chan right now. And yes, that's including all of /hm/

>> No.4900964

>>4900939
not entirely correct.

the early christians (initiatesof the original christian mysteries) wrote a fuck-ton of gospels and books but it Constantine is responsible for the combination of books known to us as the New Testament.

>> No.4900966

>>4900948
hahaha, yes it is, and I am loving how much it bothers some people. I mean, *easily* the gayest thing on all 4chan? That's an accomplishment, because I just saw two ponies humping each other on /mlp/.

>> No.4901180

>>4900228
What are you talking about. People should not take dan brown's books so seriously.

>> No.4901181

>>4900966
And yet, you are gay

>> No.4901197

>>4899930
On a scale of 1/10 how great of a lay do you thin Jeanne d Arc would have been?
Would you fap to her?

>> No.4901246

>>4899930
yo momma

>> No.4901250

>>4901197
She was French, which is an automatic +2. But she was also intensely religious, which could go either way.

>> No.4901291

>>4901180
But I did not read Dan Brown. The guy was just saying that the Bible had been written 500 years after it was written.

>> No.4901294

Our best tripfriend, Feminister.

>> No.4901312

Conchita Wurst

>> No.4901314

⇒implying it isn't me

>> No.4901317
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4901317

Easily.

>> No.4901363

où sont les neiges d'antan?

>> No.4901365
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>>4899981
Lilith 4lyfe

>> No.4901372

>>4899975
I hate her so much.

>> No.4901376

>>4900966
go back to gaia you little spastic

>> No.4901377

my mommy

>> No.4901380

>>4900079
That's it

>> No.4901545

>>4901317
Well if we're talking people alive today, then sure.
Otherwise I'd also have to go with Jeanne D'Arc.

>> No.4902564

>>4900129
>>4900096
What the fuck happened to this board?
I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to this shit in nearly every thread.

>> No.4902594

>>4900129
>protip: the bible was written by the Catholic Church

Get out now.

>> No.4902685

Beatrice, the bitch who inspired Dante to write the Divine Comedy.

>> No.4902830

>>4900129
>Because in essence that's what the Bible was: a tool used to control and expand the chruch
Nietzsche, pls go.

>> No.4904070

>>4899930
Catherine the Great.

>> No.4904200

Catalina de Erauso

>> No.4904242

>>4901250
Not only was she religious, but batshit insane as well. That's at least another +2.

>> No.4904312

>>4904242
>>4901250
Not to mention she was in great shape too.

>> No.4904368

>>4904312
I think we can safely say Jeanne d'Arc is the best fuck of the Middle Ages.

>> No.4904956

Elizabeth I

>> No.4905316

>>4899930
Hipparchia, the first and most respectable feminist and female Cynic.

>> No.4905345

>>4899930
The woman who wielded the greatest destructive power even known, but managed not to use it, though she had the codes keyed up, was Golda Meir. For this, we may have to thank Henry Kissinger, too. We'll see after he finally joins Emperor Palpatine in the Sith afterlife.

>> No.4905368

>>4901317
Her and Rimbaud are real aesthetic creatures.

>> No.4905515

>>4905345
>Golda Meir
Weak shit fer brains. She forgot that

>Peace will come to the Middle East when the Arabs love their children more than they hate us.

arabs may love their children so much that they rather see them dead than live in peace with jews...

>> No.4907088

>>4900939
The early Christians fell very much into the Catholic/Orthodox thing, considering those churches descend from parishes and diocese founded by the apostles and earliest converts.

If someone like Martin Luther came along in the 1st century AD and proposed that Christians should ignore the teachings of the apostles and instead live by their personal interpretation of OT scripture, and whichever gospels happened to be in the widest circulation, he would have been ostracized by the community and rebuked by its leaders.

>> No.4907121

The Merkinator