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4868418 No.4868418 [Reply] [Original]

So I was driving to work yesterday and I saw Kurt Vonnegut taking pictures. I live in Indianapolis, I found this is be rather bizarre and terrifying in a surreal kind of way. I've run through the possibilities:
>It was just a kooky old man with a kooky haircut
>Kurt Vonnegut's ghost
>Kurt Vonnegut faked his death to be a tourist in his hometown
>Kurt Vonnegut is an interdimensional time traveler

I would go to >>>/x/ to talk about this, but they kinda suck for actual paranormal discussions these days, and I doubt any of them know how to read, so I ask you /lit/
Do ghosts real? Just kidding, Kurt Vonnegut thread, do you think he's a time traveling prophet of doom or what?

>> No.4868432

Maybe it was Kilgore?

>> No.4868446

>>4868418
>interdimensional time traveler
Of course it's this one.

>> No.4868519

>>4868418
>Kurt Vonnegut faked his death to be a tourist in his hometown
This sounds like something he'd do

>> No.4868550

>>4868519
I agree with this one. Also, what's up fellow IN native? Evansville here, born in Bloomington.

>> No.4868558

>>4868418
really not /lit/

>> No.4868563

>>4868558
close enough, calm down.

>> No.4868572

>thinking time is linear

classic humans

>> No.4868574

>>4868550
Britbong here. My girlfriend lives in IN, near Cincinnati. Lawrenceburg, I think? I'll be there in Summer.

Also, I think it's C. Sounds like him.

>> No.4868580

He would be 91 if he was alive.

>> No.4868582

>tfw no tralfamadorian sight

>> No.4868585

>>4868572
Isn't time a flat circle?

>> No.4868590

>>4868580
The old guy looked to be pretty old. He also looked like Kurt Vonnegut. I almost got into a car accident because it looked so much like him.

>> No.4868595

>>4868585
All circles are flat.

>> No.4868617

I once finished cat's cradle in the morning then when I got on the bus the bus driver looked like Vonnegut.

>> No.4868637

>>4868432
lol

>> No.4868638
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4868638

>>4868595

>> No.4868658

>>4868638
It's an extremely original and innovative reference to Real Detection and to anti-nativism.

>> No.4868688

>>4868418
favorite author

>> No.4868702

I once saw Kurt take a shit in a public urinal. When I called him out, he whispered in my ear, "Poo-tee-weet?" and ran away

>> No.4868705

>>4868638
circles are mathematical entities and thus not even within the realm of factuality you unbelievable fucking retard.

>> No.4868716

>>4868702
No one will ever believe you.

>> No.4868720
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4868720

>>4868617
Why does picturing Kurt Vonnegut as a bus driver just feel so right?

>> No.4871464

>>4868720
that's a beautiful image, doctor.

>> No.4871487 [DELETED] 

>>4868688
>i am 16