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TFW my play is going to be read in front of an audience tonight.

>> No.4857893

/lit/ - my blog

>> No.4857901
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>>4857893
I thought you'd be happy for me

>> No.4857902

Break some legs.

>> No.4857906

>>4857891
Is it a large audience?

>> No.4857909

can i come?

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>>4857906
Should be 30+ people in the audience, and ~30 planners, playwrights, and actors.

It's a series of short plays (15mins or less) by different playwrights.

:DDDDD

speaking of which, I better get going!

Good bye!

>> No.4857933

>>4857891
are you the same faggot that has been posting about his play for months now

>> No.4857956

>>4857901
oh shit, is this the drawing room one? hope you got the two fit girls. congrats m8

>> No.4857979

>>4857933
Basically. He has been lying every time

>> No.4857986

>>4857901
>>4857891
>>4857933

you're the oxfordian accented Canadian fag aren't you?

i hope things go well for you, you flaming homo

>> No.4857988

>>4857933
>>4857979
>>/lit/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22my+play%22
oh god

>> No.4857991

>>4857891
>>4857923
>Anon: The blog

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>>4857988

>> No.4857998

>>4857891
Your play is terrible, m8

here is his play if want a good laugh http://pastebin.com/qSqUwVnf

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>I bloody know what it is, Peter. It just seems odd, to me. To take an object meant to cut things and remove the damn edges. Why not just use a spoon, or a fork? They’d work just as fine. Hell, use a serrated knife! But instead, they just take the edge off a perfectly good knife. If you can’t bloody stab someone with it, it’s not a proper knife.

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>>4858003
>>4857998
jesus christo

>> No.4858124

>>4858003
>What is the POINT of a knife without edges
>POINT
>KNIFE

BRAVO OP, BRAVO

>> No.4858142

>>4858003
This is today's balcony scene. I laud you, OP.

>> No.4859508

I'm actually interested to know how it went, OP. Regardless of what my opinion of your work is, I'd like to know how you got chosen for this. Did you enter it in a contest or was some director interested and offered to present it or what? Nobody has showed any interest in anything I have ever created, and I'd like to hear the tale of one who has superceded this purgatory.

>> No.4859527

>>4857998
what in the actual fuck

>DORIS
>Are you just going to drink my wine and mock me or is there a reason for this unwanted visit?
>STRANGER
>You know why I am here.
>DORIS
>Does it have to be now? This isn’t a good time.
>STRANGER
>You know the rule. Once a year, you must lie with me, at the time of my choosing. And I choose now.
>DORIS
>I really wish you wouldn’t... wear his face like that.
>The STRANGER laughs.
>STRANGER
>Oh, but that makes it so much more fun!
>DORIS
>Please, do it tomorrow. I’m not ready for it now.
>STRANGER
>Perhaps you should have considered that before you signed my contract. In blood. I still have it, in case there is any confusion as to its terms.