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482636 No.482636 [Reply] [Original]

hey /lit/ I just got this (the satanic bible) and I must say I'm pretty disappointed with it. It's got hardly any spells and none of them work. So what I want is advise on proper magic books (grimoire). Does anybody know of any like the Book of Abra Melin - ones where the spells actually WORK?

>> No.482642

Well it was a good run /lit/

>> No.482644
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482644

You posted this word for word a while ago and the thread sucked then too.

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MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST.

>> No.482674

i for one found the satanic verses to be really interesting and enlightening. i read them when i was around 60-65 and they blew my world apart

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>>482644
>You posted this word for word a while ago

>> No.482805

i am a level 12 mage and what is this

>> No.482818

>>482805
well played

>> No.482823

Fiction is the truth inside the lie, and the truth of this fiction is simple enough: the magic exists.

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>>482823

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>>482823

>> No.482931

Bro TiP: If you ask on /x/, you might get a decent answer.

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>>482823

>> No.483034

>>482636
the Harry Potter Series

>> No.483038

>>483034

yeah it has spells and it even shows the proper way to cast some

>> No.483040

Now you be rollin' with da wizzards yo.

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>>482823

The magic exists!

>> No.483078

should definitely post this to /x/ and lol at responses

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>>482823

>> No.483107

I would recommend that you go to /x/ or something.

>> No.483153

>>482644


Grrrrryffindor!!

>> No.483176

Copypasta is bad

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If you're looking for a book that has spells that actually work, I recommend you find one of the following:
1) A book with spells that make very common things happen without specifying the time
2)A book with spells that will only take action after your death
3)A book with spells to alter your perception but which require the use of LSD while casting

If its not one of these, toss it into the same shelf as the bible, the Harry Potter series, and other pieces of mystical fiction.

>> No.483191

>1) A book with spells that make very common things happen without specifying the time
>2)A book with spells that will only take action after your death

>If its not one of these, toss it into the same shelf as the bible,

>> No.483213

This thread reminds me. Is there any book about Tao spells?

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>>482823
THIS IS /lit/'s NEW WHARRRGGBLL

>> No.483249

You should look into chaos magic. It combines magic runes with masturbation, so if the former fails, at least you had some fun with the latter.

>> No.483255

Leave /lit/ and never return.

Protip: grimoires ain't literature and you can find everything you'd ever want to know about them at a good library