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4775404 No.4775404 [Reply] [Original]

Describe a work of literature with a Spongebob quote.

>> No.4775410

I have never watched an episode of that show

>> No.4775865
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4775865

>>4775404

"Krusty Krab?"
"NO! This is Patrick"

>> No.4775878

>>4775410
why did you post in this thread

>> No.4775880
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4775880

>>4775404
Hoooopla

>> No.4775884
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4775884

>> No.4775888

>>4775404
But we already had this thread. At least change it up little and have a simpsons quote or something.

>> No.4777338
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4777338

"The inside of my mind is an enigma..."

>> No.4777355

>>4775404
"So if we can just PRETEND that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then we could find what it takes...To Be In A Marching Band."

>> No.4777361
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4777361

>>4777355
Forgot Pic

>> No.4777374
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4777374

"Now that we're men we can do anything."

>> No.4777375
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4777375

>holographic meatloaf? My favorite!

>> No.4777383
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4777383

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”

>> No.4778016

>>4775865

'NO, I'M DIRTY DAN"

>> No.4778028
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4778028

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW?

>> No.4778039
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4778039

Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!

>> No.4778054
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4778054

I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the [law] once, and the [law] is a horrible, horrible place!
>It can't be as horrible as the suds
Well first, they make you sit in the waiting room.
>Is that the horrible part, Patrick?
No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines!

>> No.4778090
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4778090

STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEAH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, BRRRRRROO-DO-DO!

>> No.4778132

>>4778090
10 out of fucking 10.

>> No.4778173
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4778173

"Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”

>> No.4778179
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4778179

>"I call this one... Bold and Brash."

>> No.4778202
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4778202

Imaginationnnnn...

>> No.4778228

>>4778090
My fucking sides, holy shit.

>> No.4778255
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4778255

"And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar!"

>> No.4778547
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4778547

Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

>> No.4778747

WOMBO

>> No.4778753

>>4778255
Using a quote from an episode parodying Moby Dick to describe Moby Dick is very lazy.

>> No.4779168

Descartes' Meditations
>At least I'm safe inside my mind

>> No.4779387

Uhm, how do you guys know this quotes on top of your mind? Or is there some place where you can find every Spongebob quote?

>> No.4779445

>>4779387
You have to be 18 to post here faggot

>> No.4779995
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4779995

>>4778179
>mfw

>> No.4780011
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4780011

>>4775404

"Imaaaaaaaagination"

>> No.4780059
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4780059

OK Gary, no goofing off! I'm about to write the greatest essay of all time. Like most great essays, it is to be written on paper. Even more important than the paper is the pencil. A pencil is as sharp or as dull as I like. Hmm.. funny... as my ideas grow, you shrink. Well, I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful day to write an essay.

OK, here we go. What Not to Do at a Spotlight. Hey this is easy! By SpongeBob SquarePants. Hah! This essay is pure gold! And now pencil, get ready to do your stuff because here we go!

(8 hours later)

Gee, this is harder than I thought...

>> No.4780069

>>4777338
>the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>> No.4780174
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4780174

"I've used the word 'fancy' in conversation."

>> No.4780357

>>4778179
well played

>> No.4780363

>>4778179
>>4780174
oh my god

>> No.4780364
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4780364

FUUUUUTUUUURRRE
FUUUUTUUURRRRE

>> No.4780383

wow../lit/ is festering

le shame

>> No.4780393

>>4780383
>tripfag complaining about post quality

>> No.4780411
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4780411

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)”

>> No.4780413

>>4780393
fuck off with this shit. using a trip means literally fuckall. grow up.

>> No.4780427

>>4780413
Regards,
fetuses !!1Fa7LzeI6u8

>> No.4780430
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4780430

>>4780411
that's actually a really really good one

>> No.4780431
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4780431

>“Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

>> No.4780437

>>4780413
Not that guy, but trips do bring a special brand of disease to the board. This is not necessarily brought by the tripfags themselves, but the vehement and caustic responses to them.

Not to mention, past bad experiences and past unpleasant exchanges make people all the more likely to respond to a tripfag, since they recognize them (which is all a tripfag really wants, recognition--good or bad doesn't seem to matter) and want to get in a few pot shots.

It's just better to do away with the whole mess. Objectively, trips make a board worse.

>> No.4780439

>>4780427

kek that wasnt me tho you moist vaginal wart

>> No.4780443

>>4780430
>not posting the bailey jay one
thanks anon, that's how i know you mean it

>> No.4780445

>>4780439
ok

>> No.4780458
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>>4780445

i hope you get raped by a close family member

>> No.4780463

>>4780458
>Mac

>> No.4780478

>>4780458
>macfag complaining about post quality

>> No.4780492

>>4780463
>>4780478

haha what a bunch of gaylords...
kill yirsels

>> No.4780494

>>4780458
That's pretty mean-spirited

>> No.4780495
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4780495

>>4780458
>BUTTHURT ME MORE

>> No.4780499

>>4780492
Wow, RUDE. gb2 /pol/ with your rape culture, cishet

>> No.4780518

>>4780495
>Twin Snakes

>> No.4780553
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4780553

>"First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... "

>> No.4780556
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4780556

>>4780553

>> No.4780730

>>4779445
#rekt

>> No.4780753

>>4780553

Spongebob made a Rocky Horror reference?

>> No.4780822

>>4780753
>Not knowing 90's spongebob was the tits.

>> No.4780849

>>4780822
it was on for literally one year, 1999
first season sucked anyway

>> No.4781062
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4781062

>>4780553
perfect

>> No.4781105

"Kay-rat-tay!"

>> No.4781146
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4781146

>Isn't this great, Squidward? Just the three of us! You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

>> No.4781180
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4781180

>>4775404
oh, i wish i had a nose!

>> No.4781194
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4781194

>>4775404
this isn't your average, everyday darkness...this is.../advanced/ darkness.

>> No.4781201

>>4778179
more like
belongs in the trash

>> No.4781220
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4781220

I can't pffffffffgt understand pffffffsdtst your accent

>> No.4781341
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4781341

>>4779168

>> No.4781347

>>4781220
fucking lol

>> No.4781350

>>4775404
this is the best thread I've ever seen.

>> No.4781386
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4781386

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

>> No.4781394
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4781394

>Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.”
>Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian”

>> No.4781416
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4781416

SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…

>> No.4781459

>>4781416

oh jeez

>> No.4781466
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4781466

CHOCOLATE!!!!

>> No.4781478
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4781478

>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are... (drools)

>> No.4781485
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4781485

>I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material.

>> No.4781499

>>4780411

10/10

>> No.4781504
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4781504

>>4781478

>> No.4781507
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4781507

>>4780553

>> No.4781508
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4781508

>>4781485
kek

>> No.4781512

>>4781394

Oh, Anonymous...

>> No.4781515

>>4781485
I am literally laughing my ass off at this picture and I'm only two pages in.

Seriously, I will require stitches for my ass cheeks as they have fallen off.

>> No.4781518
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4781518

>Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?

>> No.4781577
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4781577

>Squidward: It's just a stupid boulder!

>SpongeBob: It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! *cries*

>> No.4782256
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4782256

>"You really haven't got any brains at all, have you son?"

>> No.4782336

>>4781577
i love it

>> No.4782950
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4782950

BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP

>> No.4783099
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4783099

They're called 'sentence enhancers'.

>> No.4783104
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4783104

>>>/a/

>> No.4783113

>>4781220
Excellent.

>> No.4783138
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4783138

"Oh Spongebob why?"

>> No.4783148
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4783148

"You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?"

>> No.4783155

>Spongebob
>not simpsons

well, i guess the new generation has taken over...

>> No.4783169
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4783169

"Oh my Karen! Oh my Karen!
Oh my computer wife Karen
What compares to, What compares to
your beautiful diodes"

>> No.4783185
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4783185

"Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I did anything."
"That's how extra credit is supposed to feel."

>> No.4783193
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4783193

"Yellow."
"Pink."

>> No.4783201

>>4783155
simpsons after season 9, 10 or so is just shit.

>> No.4783202

>>4783185

Lel

>> No.4783217
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4783217

>"Now you must acquire a taste for... free form jazz"

>> No.4783235

I thought you're better than this /lit/

>> No.4783240

>>4783155
imo spongebob makes for a far more entertaining source of quotes, since it as a children's show

>> No.4783243
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4783243

"The power within"

>> No.4783255
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4783255

"My Leg!"

>> No.4783276

>>4783235
>Using you're as a contraction for 'you were'

>> No.4783309
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4783309

>>4780553

>> No.4783312
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4783312

"At least I'm safe inside my mind."

>> No.4783325
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4783325

>“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob”

>> No.4783327
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4783327

>Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

>> No.4783335
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4783335

>“I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

>> No.4783340
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4783340

>“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”

>> No.4783349
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4783349

>“Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel”

>> No.4783353

>>4781466
Jesus fucking christ.

Should I download every single episode of pre-movie Spongebob? That's when the show turned to shit, right?

>> No.4783357
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4783357

“Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel”

>> No.4783361
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4783361

>>4781386

>> No.4783362

>>4783357
Crap, I meant:
>“Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!”

>> No.4783383
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4783383

>>4783193

>> No.4783401

>>4783353

Derek Drymon was creative director from the beginning up until (and including) the Spongebob movie, so : yes. The movie was also pretty good imo.

>> No.4783462

(lord of the flies) THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN

>> No.4783534

>>4783353

The movie was good, but yes, everything after pretty much sucks. But the movie itself actually serves as a pretty decent capstone of the good Spongebob.

>NOW THAT WE'RE MEN

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4783675

>>4780553

>> No.4783716

>>4783534
>Mrs. Puff: We paid eight bucks for this?!
>Sandy: I paid ten!

>> No.4783757

>>4778039
>>4778090
>>4778132
>>4778228

What happened here?

>> No.4783760
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4783760

"Five, Ten, Twenty-Five, Blue, Applesauce- everything looks to be in order."

>> No.4783808
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4783808

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

>> No.4783837
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4783837

>What I learned in Infinite Jest is... what I learned in Infinite Jest is... what I learned in Infinite Jest is...

>> No.4783849

>>4783243
holy shit I have never seen that cover before

it's incredible

>> No.4783877

>>4783217
Funny, but might have worked better with Demian.

>> No.4783901
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4783901

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE

>> No.4783908

>>4783901
Check out my crazy penis?

>> No.4783923

Hysterical thread, wow.

Good show lit

>> No.4783941
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4783941

Hmmmm...

>> No.4783976
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4783976

>>4783327

>> No.4784238 [DELETED] 
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4784238

If I didn't know any better, I'd say he's a robot

>> No.4784243
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4784243

>What do you normally do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to get back..

>> No.4784261
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4784261

If I didn't know any better I'd say he was... A ROBOT

>> No.4784408
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4784408

“IT’S AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!!!”

>> No.4784466

>>4783353
"The Two Faces of Squidward" is a post-film episode worth watching, in my opinion.

>> No.4784508

>>4777375
>Banks
Mah nigga

>> No.4784597
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4784597

>1% evil
>99% hot gas

>> No.4784715
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4784715

>"My leg! Oh, my leg!"

>> No.4784719
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4784719

>"Oh please, I have no soul."

>> No.4784724
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4784724

>>4784719

>> No.4784728
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4784728

>"Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."

>> No.4784734

>>4783255
I just finished reading that, now I finally understand, and I love it.

>> No.4784738
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4784738

"But the door is locked.... and the only way out is through the.... PERFUME DEPARTMENT!"

>> No.4784747

>>4784738
Jesus christ

>> No.4784762

>>4784738

Perfect

>> No.4784769
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4784769

>"Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal!"

>> No.4784811
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4784811

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

>> No.4784820
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4784820

"All hail the Magic Conch!"

>> No.4784933
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4784933

>>4784820

>> No.4784947
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>>4780458
>Using a Mac
>Fucking Ever

>> No.4784972

>>4783808
Wait, is that not an actual Vonnegut quote?

>> No.4785047
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>>4784947
>not being part of the unix masterrace
leave

>> No.4785112

>>4784597
"get a job, you lazy little prick"

>> No.4785206

(The Great Gatsby). this guys so rich he's got a swimming pool in his swimming pool!

>> No.4785224 [SPOILER] 
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4785224

MY LEG!!!

>> No.4785263

>>4783837
My sides

>> No.4785329

>>4783760
Beautiful

>> No.4785373

>>4783757
Do you mean the posts or the relation between the book and the quote..?

>> No.4785378

>>4784728
>not Cask of Amontillado

>> No.4785387
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4785387

"I NEEEEEEEEEEEED it!"

>> No.4785396

>>4783155
Spongebob is the Simpsons of children's shows, it's really, really good for what it is.

>> No.4785435
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4785435

"Aren't you, Patrick Star?"
"Yup."
"And this is your ID."
" Yup."
"I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet."
"That makes sense to me."
"Then take it."
"It's not my wallet."

>> No.4785441
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>>4780553
holy shit
10/10

>> No.4785449

>>4785435
sensiblechuckle.jpg

>> No.4785459
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4785459

"When you use your imagination you can do anything."

>> No.4785478

>>4785435
this is pretty good

>> No.4785483

>>4783327

>not "does the mailman deliver his own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? I suppose a PO box could in theory break the chain."

>> No.4785488

>>4783923

>this nigga wasn't here for the last "describe a work of literature with a spongebob quote" thread

this is nothing

>> No.4785491
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4785491

>Hmmm, a five letter word for happiness... Money

>> No.4785501
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4785501

"Remember. When in doubt, pinky out."

>> No.4785516
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4785516

>Wow, you guys are good. I was the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!

>> No.4785528
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4785528

>The sign says "kitchen," but my heart says "jail."

>> No.4785529
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4785529

"Spongebob, sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."

>> No.4785541

>>4785528
holy fuck my sides

>> No.4785543
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4785543

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

>> No.4785545
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4785545

>"Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"

>> No.4785547

>>4785528
>top kek

>> No.4785548

>>4778173

Oh god yes

Just take all my yes, just take it

Fucking screencap'd and saved

>> No.4785554
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4785554

"Okay Spongebob you can be Dirty Dan; I just want to be Patrick!"

>> No.4785571
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4785571

>Isn't this great, Squidward? Just the three of us! You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

>> No.4785578

Oh god the nostalgia

Which seasons are god tier again?

>> No.4785594
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4785594

>SpongeBob: What was the reason we bought those bags?
>Patrick: Um... he said we were mediocre.
>SpongeBob: Right! He made us feel special.

>> No.4785606

>>4785578
1-3, and movie.

>> No.4785617
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4785617

>What is wrong with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face?! Well, here! Look at it! It's ugly, isn't it?! YOU LOOK AT IT! YOU LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!

>> No.4785632
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4785632

>He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>He did?
>No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

>> No.4785647
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4785647

>Squidward, we finally found you!
>Get off me! I'm not Squidward!
>...Are you Squidward now?

>> No.4785657

>>4785632


Perfect.

>> No.4785658
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4785658

>SpongeBob, when are you gonna learn? No means yes.

>> No.4785663

>>4785658
>literature

>> No.4785693

this has been a really great thread so far

>> No.4785702

>>4781386
Holy shit 10/10

>> No.4785719

>>4785647
lool

>> No.4785772

>>4785516

Fuck, I hated that book.

Thanks for reminding me why I hated it.

>> No.4785823
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4785823

"Ice? There's no ice! There never was any ice! Ice is just a myth!"

>> No.4785846

This is one of the best threads I've seen on this board.

We should do this more often.

>> No.4785864

>>4785435
Hue.

>> No.4785865

>>4785846
this sentiment is the death of every good thing

>> No.4785869

>>4780458
>macfag

>> No.4785908
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4785908

KRUSTY KRAB'S UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE!

>> No.4785910

>>4781194
lold

>> No.4785912

>>4783312
oh my fucking god

>> No.4785914
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4785914

>tfw spongebob is the level of mentality /lit/ has towards literature

>> No.4785931
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“There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!”

>> No.4785938
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4785938

Squidward's father... never hugged him... isn't that sad?

>> No.4785945

>>4785914
Jesus Christ, lighten the fuck up. We're just having some fun and remembering our childhood at the same time.

You must be a blast at parties.

>> No.4785955

>>4785435
my sides.

>> No.4785991

>>4785945
Why don't you lighten the fuck up.

>> No.4786135

>>4785991

>lighten up
>Y-YOU TOO

>> No.4786629

>>4786135
>enjoy the movie
>y-you too

>> No.4786658
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4786658

>>4785647

Yes

>> No.4787713
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4787713

>Ohhh, East? I thought you said "Weest."

>> No.4788241
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“…pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose”

>> No.4788258
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4788258

"OUTTA MY WAY, OUTTA MY WAY, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOING TO KICK MY BUTT?"

>> No.4788345

>>4781416
10/10

>> No.4788350

>>4781518
>>4781518
Oh lord.

AP Psych
It's 11th grade all over again.
Dude, you just took me back 5 years.

>> No.4788391
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4788391

I WILL DISMANTLE THIS OPPRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT BOARD BY BOARD

>> No.4788734

>>4788391
10/10

>> No.4788785

>>4784738
My fucking sides

>> No.4788847
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4788847

"We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic."

"Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!"

>> No.4790219
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>>4778753
"And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar!"

>> No.4790254

>>4780383
This thread should be archived you goddamn heretic.

>> No.4790257

>>4790254
Every thread is archived you dramatic newfaggot

>> No.4790470

>>4788258
lol

>> No.4790881
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4790881

welcome to the salty spittoon. how tough are you?

>> No.4790902

>>4790881
lel

>> No.4791471

>>4785823
Fuck dawg, I'm only a third of the way through this book.

>> No.4791495

>>4790881
>Fight Club
>Literature

>Posts movie poster

Kill yourself

>> No.4791500

>>4791471
Just stop now. It's terrible. By page 160 it will be horrendous.

>> No.4791522

>>4778747

"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- She- We- wumbo. Wumbologoy, the study of WUMBO- first grade..."

>> No.4791524

>>4791495
I'm going to kill you.

>> No.4791580
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4791580

>>4791522

Forgot the picture

>> No.4791588
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>Everything's chrome in the future!

>> No.4791811
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4791811

>>4785047
>Ubuntu

>> No.4791842
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4791842

>>4785908

>> No.4791854
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4791854

>STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH DODODO DOOOO

>> No.4791860

>>4791811
>uses the same kernel and utils
unity is the only bad part about ubuntu

>> No.4791870

>>4783941
yeah. someone used my le stranger steppin quote from the original thread. but it made me so warm inside...

>> No.4791898
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4791898

>Just like the Pioneers did!

>> No.4791914
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4791914

"Don't I get a present, Grandma?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. Here's some office supplies. I didn't wrap them. I knew you wouldn't mind."

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4791935

>“Put those eyeballs back in your head, son!”

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>>4791935

>> No.4791979 [DELETED] 
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>Squidward: What is this!?! [He sees that there is a bill instead of a check. It charges Squidward for breathing, talking, standing, existing, lallygagging, and chewing] You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register? What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?
>Mr. Krabs: There's going to be a few changes around here. Every time I catch you two goofing off, I'm gonna charge you for it.
>SpongeBob: 18... 19... And... 20. Here you go, Mr. K. I think this should cover all my nonsense. Oh, and here's an extra fifty cents for when I was tying my shoe.

>> No.4792179
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4792179

>inb4 not real literature
It was his hat mr krabs! He was number one!

>> No.4792214

>>4790881
læl

>> No.4792324

>>4791935
lmao

>> No.4792337

this thread is fucking gold

>> No.4792831
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4792831

"Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

>> No.4795240

>>4792179
absolutely dead

>> No.4795326
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4795326

THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE DULL AND DIM
WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OLE TEXAS

>> No.4795341
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4795341

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

>> No.4795352
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"THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX"

>> No.4795465

>>4791500
Okay I finished it and I thought it was pretty good. I actually thought it got better after the first hundred pages or so

>> No.4795538

>>4795352
kek

>> No.4796069

>>4795465
i enjoyed it too, you should read Sirens of Titan

>> No.4796111

>>4796069
I'm reading Fear and Loathing right now, but thanks I'll definitely check it out! It looks pretty interesting.

>> No.4796135
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4796135

He knits you a sweater made of his tears.

And you kill him.

>> No.4796141
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4796141

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

>> No.4796170

I'm having a fucking fit, /lit/

>> No.4796173

>>4785435
As someone who just took a history of ethics course then a classical philosophy course in sequence, my sides are in orbit

>> No.4796188

>>4775404
i've read the thread several times now, and
>>4775880
>>4778039
>>4778090
>>4778173
>>4778179
>>4778202
>>4778547
>>4780174
>>4780411
>>4780553
>>4781220
>>4781386
>>4781416
>>4781466
>>4783099
>>4783185
>>4785224
>>4785435
>>4785528
>>4785647
>>4785908
>>4785938
>>4788258
>>4790881
>>4791935
are the 10/10s AKA essential reading

>> No.4796197

>>4796188
Thanks, Lori

>> No.4796210

>>4784719
>>4784724
Painfully obvious Samefag

>> No.4796211

>>4796210
How pathetic is your life that you think that is something worth samefagging over?

>> No.4796215
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4796215

Oh please, I have no soul.

>> No.4796215,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

"I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD."